they meet in the desert,Max points shotgun, whush . . . hooked by Wong’s umbrella and gone. Stunned Max lunges for a right hook . . WAP, PAP, KIK, SPLAT!
He’s on the ground: the winner WONG!!!
WFH vs. Neo
Neo “I know Kungfu!!! There is no spoon!”
WFH “All is one with the Tao. I have Gung fu.”
Neo might as well have taken the Blue pill. He may have ben the chosen one but WFH is a self made one.
This really shouldn’t even be a fight =P Kirk is chubby and slow and he really can’t sing at all; and WFH is a Kung Fu master who never really even seems to get a scratch, even against the toughest of opponents…On the other hand, Kirk gets the crap beat out of him all the time
(Ps: How could Kirk ever beat Spock? Spock was like as strong as 3 or 4 people, and had psychic powers as well as the neck pinch!!)
Neo vs. Mad Max…
NEO. Inside the Matrix, of course he would win (how could he not? Three computers with perfect aim and fighting abilities armed with heavy weaponry couldn’t even scratch him.) Lets remember that Neo’s fighting abilities transfer to OUTSIDE the Matrix, as well; so even though he couldn’t stop bullets or fly I have to say he’d still kick Mad Max’s ass; they’re both about equally good with guns anyway.
I know I’m going to get flak for that, but when Neo was strapped into the learning machine there is nothing that would suggest what he learned wouldn’t transfer to real life (how could it not?)
I could agree with that . . but how would sucha download transfer to his reflexes & musculature?
Neo’s spent most of his floating in his own pisss & had to recieve hyper-acupuncture to be able to walk again.
MadMax has however survived a nuclear holocaust, regularly tests the limits of his endurance by breaking down in the middle of the desert. He’s also gotten the S H I T beaten out him on a regular basis.
Neo would probably tire before he was able to Beat Max down And that’s when Max would tug on some stray cable which would result in a ton of machinery falling down on Neo. it may not kill him, what with his enhanced reflexes . . . but it would be enought for max to then graba stay pipe and clAnk lights out for Neo.
In short Neo’s weakness will always be a fundimental lack of survivial instinct outside the MATRIX.
Wong Fei Hung would still Beat either of them.
Next 8:
FIGHT CLUB’sTylor Durden vs.PULP FICTION’s Bruce Willis
Batman vs.Black Mask
Enter the Dragon’s Bruce Lee vs.Fist of Legend’s Jet Li
Highlander vs.CrouchingTiger’s Chow Yun Fat
Walker Texas Ranger vs. Kane, Kungfu the legend Continues
X-Men’s Wolverine vs.UNBREAKABLE’s David Dun/Bruce Willis
Rambo vs. Hard Boiled
CROUCHING TIGER’s Micheal Yeoh vs. Charlie’s Angles
okay . .. it’s not all martial artists but what a slug-fest these would be!!!
[This message was edited by Design Sifu on 05-17-01 at 01:05 PM.]
Design Sifu…we should probably let Chang Style Novice close out this thread before starting another tourney. You could start another thread with those combatants, I’d love to post my opinions! heh
Whadda ya say C. S. N. ? Time for the finals?
Wong Fei Hong VS. …who? I’ve not added it up.
From what I’ve noticed Wong Fei Hung would still beat either mad Max or Neo . . . Placing him as reigning Champion to face the champ of this next bout.
Whoops! I’d forgotten about this topic. Sorry y’all. I’ll go and vote in Desing Sifu’s bracket, although I’ll have to pass on a few atches cause I haven’t seen all those shows. For now though, I agree, it’s definitely time to move on to the finals…
Wong Fei Hong shows Kirk technology isn’t everything, winning 5-1.
Neo shows Mad Max you shouldn’t underestimate the power of technology, winning 4-2.
Neo wins…he flys way up, picks up…let’s say a car, and drops it on Wong Fei Hong.
By the way, I’m not a big Neo fan but if we assume the “powers” of the characters are as the movies imply, I don’t think ANYONE could beat Neo.
He’s already at one with the Tao dude, the wouldn’t need a 12 year old in robs to tell him “There is no Spoon.”
Instantly Wong would know the world around him was nothing but an illusion (especially considering he’s NOT from the 20th/21st century) a thrown car, like a thrown fist would simply splash upon him like water upon a rock.
Woung would then take hold of NEO and attack him where he is most weakest . . .his sence of identiety. meditating is Something NEO has never done before and his ego structure would collapse in the face of the transendance only a master like Wong Fei Hung could achieve.
Neo would return to his body a wimpering vegitable. Wong Fei Hung would simply wake up in his own space/time believing he defeated some sort of Chinese Ghost, or munched on the wrong batch of medicinial mushrooms.
That’s right. There is no spoon! But more importantly, there is no Neo. My reading of “The Matrix” is that everything after the Red Pill is just a really cool drug trip for Thomas Anderson. Not much of anything that happens after that makes sense (humans being farmed for their body heat as an energy source? Those are some dumb, inefficient fascist robot kings!) Tom can’t handle the stress of the real world and the ennui of his deadend job. He knows as much kung fu as your average guy who likes Jackie Chan movies but has never studied - think of Rolls as Neo, and it all makes sense.
Which is just a roundabout way of saying "Hey, Wong actually does know kung fu, so he wins.
it’d go something like:
“there is no sp…(thwack thwack kerthump)…oh,bugger, i’m dead.i know…i’ll just come back to li..(thwack kerUNCH thump thwack )”
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