Here’s how it works…set up a bracket of eight. People will vote on who will win each match. Winners progress until the finals. Winners will be determined by first to 5 votes, or most votes in 24 hours, whichever comes first.
Mr. Spock, no question. He’s got the nerve pinches and psychic powers, plus alien strength and ears that could put out an eye in a grappling situation.
Luke Skywalker. Tough call, but he doesn’t need to see bullets to intercept them with his lightsaber. Wong Fei Hong’s 176 flying kicks in one leap are dope, but Luke could use his telekinesis to just let him hang in the air like a pinata. Who wants candy?
Blade, vampire hunter. A nice pigsticker, plus his vampire powers make him immune to bullets.
Kevin Chan. Too easy. Kevin takes out multiple opponents with aplomb; Mad Max nearly got taken out by a retard wearing a midget on his head.
Kirk. The double handed neck strike has yet to fail him.
Luke. He’s got blasters and lightsabers, Wong Fei Hong was blown away by a fork. :rolleyes:
Neo. He’s got the whole “chosen” thing going on. And, really, Blade is just living in a computer simulation like the rest of us.
Mad Max. He doesn’t have to follow any rules like the cop does. In addition, I understand he’s a great-great-great-great-etc. grandson of William Wallace and that was a BAD man.
Chang, we only agreed on Skywalker…and that was no contest. I’d disagree now just on principal if I could think of a way to go about it.
First of all, Conan THE KING, would whip all of their a$.
But I digress.
Kirk, because Spock is far too defensive.
Wong Fei Hung, because he’d learn the Jedi skills as soon as he’d seen them once. And because Luke’s a whinny b!tch.
And Blade. Neo only has his powers in the virtual realm, and Blade will kill is pasty white a$$ is the really real world. And Neo has to die before he seems to understand what’s going on anyway. That trick only works once.
Mad Max. He doesn’t know kung fu, but he knows crazy, and he’ll use it. And he can find a weapon anywhere.
JWT
If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that the villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. MOV
Skywalker-- (assumeing we’re talking about Return of the Jedi)Remember “Size does not matter look at me, Small I am but strong is the force in me . . .” or something to that effect. He could just exhaust WFH with his TK abilities, holding him in place, then when the time is right Nudge him into unconsciousness.
Neo-- in the matrix
Blade-- anywhere else
I guess we’ll have to wait for their respective sequals. Until then I vote a tie!!!
Mad Max— assuming Kevin Chan survives radiation poisioning, dehydration, sun burn . . . he would still hesitate killing. And then Lead pip to the N U T S :eek:
Man, did I vote for a bunch of losers in the first round. Reminds me of the last election - I WUZ ROBBED!!! Uh, back on topic:
Kirk vs. Wong:
Here’s how I see it going down if they’re anywhere close to one another when the fight starts. Wong Fei-Hong throws a punch, Kirk falls to the ground unconsious. Here’s how I see it going down if Kirk starts on the Bridge of the Enterprise “I can’t level early 20th century China with a wide sweep orbital phaser blast! Transport Wong Fei Hong to the bridge.” (see scenario one)
result: Wong Fei Hong wins
Neo vs. Mad Max: Here’s the only reasonable way I see this fight happening:
Mad Max stmbles across an overfed, underdeveloped man in the desert. He appears to have eaten the wrong cactus… “I know kung fu, man! I can dodge bullets! Watch out for the Program Agents, they could be anyone! Listen to me!” He then grabs Mad Max’s shoulder and never hallucinates anything again.
winner: Mad Max
In a tournament situation, rather than a ‘street fight’ things would be even more lopsided
Wong walks up with intentions of crippling the good captain. Wong’s “cousin” shoots him in the back. It seems Kirk’s ability to charm ANY lady of ANY species applies to 20th century females as well…
Winner Kirk.
Neo vs. Mad Max
Much as I like Mel’s character, I just don’t see HOW he could beat Neo…assuming Neo’s not some raving lunatic living in his delusions as Chang Style Novice suggests. So, Max fires his…what?..two or three shotgun shells at Neo. Neo dodges…or stops them in the air…then pulls out his H&K. Sadly, Max doesn’t know the secret that there is no spoon.
Winner Neo.
Mad Max… i know it’s probably not likely but he’s just too cool. besides, a sawn off shotty beats anything (except BJJ LOL)
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Fish of Fury: LOL I guess the winner here will never be a real winner since Rolls is the grand master of BJJ, training 24h a day in his mind!
back to the topic:
1-) Wong: Kirks punches and kicks are waaaaay too slow man… I think even I could defeat him!
2-) Neo: He IS the One, if the fight is in the matrix, he’s a demi-god, at least… Now, if the fight is outside the Matrix, there is no point in fighting cuz he’s sh|t.
With the exception of a Phaser set for stun, even Kirk’s luck wouldn’t hold against someone who just whupped the last of the Jedi. The fight music wouldn’t even get started by the time kirk hit the ground . . .Subdued, as Wong would of course be mersiful.
My Vote WONG
It could be that MAD MAX is living and a secondary sub-program of the matrix, in which case Neo wins. However MAD MAX’s Austrailia could easily be on the other side of the same earth where the humans are being harvested. In which case MAD MAX would not only kick Neo’s ass . . he’ld steel their ship!!!