From the Friday 11-30-01 edition of the Austin Chronicle “Variations” section (where they put stuff that doesn’t fall into the traditional categories of men seek women, women seek men, men seek men, and women seek women.) I swear, I wasn’t looking for anyone in particular; I read this section for laughs!
Anyway, here’s the text:
LOOKING FOR MY muse: one slightly psychotic tough grrl, under 30, trained in taekwondo or karate. Let’s have some very weird fun. I’m in San Antonio. Where are you? 3389
Here’s a link to the page with the ad.
Say, who’s in S.A. on this board…?
A SOUND SPANKING can be erotic and therapeutic. Imaginative, experienced MWM seeks a height/weight proportionate WF who enjoys role-playing and getting spanked. Discretion, mutual trust important. No pros. 3386
AGING, OVERWEIGHT, BORDERLINE alcoholic, afraid of commitment, seeks younger, nicely packaged 5lut type, to drink with and read Bukowski, naked into the lonely night. The holidays are upon us. 3332
Ladies the line forms over here!!!
[i]Signed,
Rogue, Soke and Senior Grandmaster of Southeast American Brazillian Bagua Combat Chi jitsu Kempo Karate Do and Choral Society.
The only tactical principle which is not subject to change; it is, “To use the means at hand to inflict the maximum amount of wounds, death, and destruction on the enemy in the minimum amount of time." [/i]
“Annoying 14 year old boy, obsessed with the Gracie brothers and afflicted with a plague of chronic masturbation, seeks girl of similar age to help him annoy the users of a certain martial arts discussion board. Must know how to play Tekken.”
“Tomorrow’s life is too late. Live today.”
Marcus Valerius Martialis
Maybe I’m not reading the ad right, but I think the guy who placed it WANTS a tough girl trained in tkd/karate to kick his ass in a distinctly erotic fashion. Maybe you can hook your friend up.
[i]Signed,
Rogue, Soke and Senior Grandmaster of Southeast American Brazillian Bagua Combat Chi jitsu Kempo Karate Do and Choral Society.
The only tactical principle which is not subject to change; it is, “To use the means at hand to inflict the maximum amount of wounds, death, and destruction on the enemy in the minimum amount of time." [/i]
Maybe I need to hang with a wilder crowd but what the heck are fistibuns?
[i]Signed,
Rogue, Soke and Senior Grandmaster of Southeast American Brazillian Bagua Combat Chi jitsu Kempo Karate Do and Choral Society.
The only tactical principle which is not subject to change; it is, “To use the means at hand to inflict the maximum amount of wounds, death, and destruction on the enemy in the minimum amount of time." [/i]
sounds like a complete and total freak. Still, its cheaper than buying a BOB from century. I could just “date” the guy, pepper spray him, and kick then kick the crap out of him…Except that he might like that. SYMBIOSIS!. Sorry, I’m a bit of an opportunist.
