Re: kung fu
Originally posted by Ralek
[B]rules are:
- one vs. one
- no weapons
- you win if you make them give up or KO [/B]
strokes chin
Hmmm, interesting.
Would I be allowed to smite you?
ralek you freak of nature, welcome back.
so you’ve renewed your efforts to defeat all kung fu, i imagine it was your new year’s resolution. maybe this year you’ll have more success.
now in order to achieve this goal, youre gonna have to stop tossing off to gracie videos at home, venture out into the world and show up for one of these challenge matches…and actually fight… you know that, don’t you? of course its a big scary world outside of frederick, maryland, but i’m sure your momma will be happy to give you a ride to the fight in her el camino, provided you please her real nice, the way she likes.
good luck, little man!
Ill accept your challenge, but under my rules.
- We wear blindfolds.
- We wear an earplug snugly in 1 ear only, to throw off equilibrium.
- We fight on a tightrope.
- The tightrope is suspended over a pit of lava and firebreathing alligators.
- We tape knives to our fingers.
- The referree must be a midget with a shotgun.
Do you consent to the above rules and accept my challence, girly man?
you have to go meet him. Remember, he can only travel short “dietances”
Originally posted by anton
[B]
Ralek is the second greatest troll on these forums. Search through this forum for him… very entertaining. [/B]
I have to ask…
Who is the greatest troll on these forums?
Originally posted by wentwest
[B]
I have to ask…
Who is the greatest troll on these forums? [/B]
cough Ego cough
Originally posted by kenso
cough Ego cough
I agree:D
MasterKiller. your implying that i’m Merryprankster. i am not. I think Shaolin Tiger has met merryprankster so you could ask him and he will tell you we are not the same person.
And although you are all entertained by the challenge matches, that is not the purpose. I’m hear to fight people. I beat up an aikido black belt. I fought shaolin tiger and made him take rest breaks. and i knocked out a taijiquan instructor. John Springer never showed up to our match and he had his phone number changed.
I havn’t posted in a while becuase lots of stuff going on. PA or maryalnd is OK. as long as your not too far north in PA.
The fights have happened. They are real. Shoalin tiger has fought me and can verify they are real.
Just for Ralek
I am RALEK…I am the great fighter in all of the land…I plan to kick your ass..providing you don’t show up for the match…
You are so funny…it’s kinda cute
deal with that… 
Hey Ralek, once I get healed up, would you like to have a fight? Seriously. During the summer, I’ll probably be able to go pretty much anywhere, so just let me know. Email is in my profile. You can PM me, too.
Vash, don’t waste your time going to Maryland, go train with the Drunkards in California instead. If you went to Maryland he just won’t show up.
well that depends on the feng shui of the pool at the park, the amount of ducks present in the pool, whether or not the moon is waxing or waning and if it is summer or spring.
Oh, and there can’t be any white 1983 chevettes in the parking lot or it will spoil everything.
see how ralek trys to get his cohort st00 to confirm that he is not merr… oop!
shhhhh
I think Shaolin Tiger has met merryprankster so you could ask him and he will tell you we are not the same person.
true. MP is much cooler than you’ll ever be.
rest breaks? yeah. it’s hard work chasing a guy down.
Wanna fight again? This time I will not stop until you are damaged goods.
see how ralek trys to get his cohort st00
**** you *****.
see how ralek trys to get his cohort st00 to confirm that he is not merr… oop!
It’s a wonder your head doesn’t implode from the superior air pressure around it.
I’ve been in Toronto since Friday, *******.
We don’t even have the same speech patterns!
Toronto is an interesting city.
I recall
Casa Loma, the zoo, CN tower and lots of hookers walking the streets..
Well, I was only technically in Toronto two nights. I actually was in Kitchener - Which is sort of like in a 1950’s time bubble. That’s where Nicole’s Grandmother lives. We did a lot of card playing.
On Friday Night, we popped around the city for a bit, wandering around and then meeting a friend of hers for dinner and drinks at an overpriced, trying to be part of the scene joint called “Wish.” We picked it because a) it was right around the corner from where she works at Holt-Renfrew and 2) she (the friend) seems to really dig the joint.
Good thing the prices were all in goo-goo bucks and not in real money. Then we wound up somewhere near Yonge and Eglinton for more drinks… it was impossible to pull her (the friend) out of the bar. I drank three of her beers trying to get us out of there!
Then, we came back on Monday but the flight got canceled so Nicole and I holed up in the City. No partying for us though, we were exhausted.
One called Vash, If you get to Frederick and one called Ralek does not show or the such, perhaps you and I might meet there.
One called ShaolinTiger00 and one called Ralek together again, I’d like to see it, if it happens–be there.
No need to doubleteam you one called Ralek. Very Good.
Originally posted by Vash
Hey Ralek, once I get healed up, would you like to have a fight?
Caution Ralek, Humaniod Typhoon’s are dangerous creatures!