[QUOTE=uki;1024041]that what can be demonstrated is not the true demonstration. :p[/QUOTE]
which you have demonstrated perfectly!
one time i ate to many chipotle roasted nuts and i had diarrhea. it was relly painful because the diarrhea was spicy and i prayed to god many times asking for death
the lesson i learned was: chipotle roasted nuts taste very good
[QUOTE=bawang;1024089]one time i ate to many chipotle roasted nuts and i had diarrhea. it was relly painful because the diarrhea was spicy and i prayed to god many times asking for death
the lesson i learned was: chipotle roasted nuts taste very good[/QUOTE]
yeah, but they cauterize your hemmorroids, so it’s a good thing.
Win-Win!
I hate roids. All itchy!
Used to get em when I rode a hardtail a lot. lol
[QUOTE=David Jamieson;1024118]I hate roids. All itchy!
Used to get em when I rode a hardtail a lot. lol[/QUOTE]
what was her name?
[QUOTE=TenTigers;1024128]what was her name?:D[/QUOTE]
It was Sheila the Shovester. lol
I also called her “spot” because she’d leave a mark everytime i’d leave her outside for a while.
sometimes i rub catnip on my bawls, then walk into a dark alley full of cats
sometimes i rub catnip on my bawls, then walk into a dark alley full of cats
Bawang you live on the edge, right on the cliff of life. 
[QUOTE=bawang;1024135]sometimes i rub catnip on my bawls, then walk into a dark alley full of cats[/QUOTE]
Well, that is one way to get some pusssyy action down there, LOL !
[QUOTE=bawang;1024017]speaking for serious, i think u got really good oportunity to train kung fu, but you waste it. i would love to make my own wooden posts like u did, but u just juggle on them.
also your brain has problem[/QUOTE]
Are you sure it isn’t YOUR brain that is the problem!
[QUOTE=Dragonzbane76;1024030]you might not forget it mentally, but your body will forget and it will be harder to do the longer you sit it aside.[/QUOTE]
You would be surprised how quickly you can get it all back though, if you remember how to ease yourself back into the training.
[QUOTE=bawang;1024135]sometimes i rub catnip on my bawls, then walk into a dark alley full of cats[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Dragonzbane76;1024139]Bawang you live on the edge, right on the cliff of life. :)[/QUOTE]
Sometimes I wonder who was dropped on their heads more as a child, uki or bawang!
But back to the topic at hand…I refer everyone back to the Zen Master mentioned in my subscript there who took on a group of Samurai Swordmasters all at once with nothing but a fan. Not one of then touched him and he whacked each one on the head with his fan.
When they asked him how he could perform such a feat without any MA training, the subscript there was his reply!
You would be surprised how quickly you can get it all back though, if you remember how to ease yourself back into the training.
agree but getting it back is the hard part. the body forgets pain fairly quickly but the mind remembers.
i think hemorroids are the manifestation of wiping your a$$ too much with dry paper… you have to use water… baby wipes are awesome, but quite expensive… i steal a few here and there from my daughters stash for a more comfortable experience in the bathroom… in romania the toilet paper has splinters in it - i had a calloused a$$ when i finally left.
[QUOTE=uki;1024182]i think hemorroids are the manifestation of wiping your a$$ too much with dry paper… you have to use water… baby wipes are awesome, but quite expensive… i steal a few here and there from my daughters stash for a more comfortable experience in the bathroom… in romania the toilet paper has splinters in it - i had a calloused a$$ when i finally left. :D[/QUOTE]
It’s also called “monk’s disease” lol. Because of sitting on hard surface for extended periods of time. with women, it manifests during pregnancy because of teh downward pressure of the fetus within.
with other people it can manifest because they sit too much at their work or are obese.
I aven’t heard or read of a corolation between roids and ass wiping with paper though, although there was a toxic shock syndrome thing that was happening in teh 70’s from a particular brand of toilet paper and women who used it regularly. some chemical in teh process wasn’t being adequately removed from the paper.
when i walked my 1000 miles on the appalachian trail, i had an experience with the sweat running off my back and into my ass crack that caused some major burning and itching.
as if your anus wasn’t salty enough eh? lol
how did it come to this people… talking about hemorroids 
[QUOTE=Dragonzbane76;1024235]how did it come to this people… talking about hemorroids[/QUOTE]well… bawang got a 3cm penis erection after rubbing catnip on his balls while walking down a dark alley full of cat’s eating chipotle roasted nuts.
I think its safe to say everybody got “THIS” kung fu down pact; pinch-scurry-sit-grunt-breathe-smile-wipe-wash
[QUOTE=sholo86;1024239]I think its safe to say everybody got “THIS” kung fu down pact; pinch-scurry-sit-grunt-[SIZE=“3”]breathe[/SIZE]-smile-wipe-wash[/QUOTE]so is the breath in thru the nose or the mouth that makes you smile next? types of breathing are very important in kung fu.
Always remember to scurry and sit before releasing the pinch