I went out with a black belt in TKD . . .

Well i didnt believe girls here were as easy as the myths go… so i tested it out with some of the cutest girls i could find and trust me… move to quebec :smiley:

“Girls in my town are more worried about getting action then being in shape”

So there are a bunch of fat ****s?

****s are cool, fat ones arent.

There’s a real cute brown sash in my class that I get along great with, but I’m tenative to ask her out because I don’t want things to get weird around the class.
Dude, you do Shaolin Do, your founder was the dog face boy and your master says he can jump off of buildings without getting hurt. Things are well past weird around the class. :smiley:

“master says he can jump off of buildings without getting hurt.”

Dude, thats kuk sool won.
Master Sin swims through water using his pecs, and climbs poles without using his hands or feet.
Get it right dammnit.

:smiley: LOL

Originally posted by EmptyCup
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hmmm well in Canada things are different. Most of the time that’s all it takes… [/B]

Of course, that way, if you catch something, the government pays for it.

JP,
I do hope that you keep us informed of your love life. Most of the funnest posts on here seem to involve you. I laughed so hard I thought I was going to get vapor locked.

**** hilarious thread

sansoo says

Man, I need to live in Canada!

you don’t. Trust me that novelty wears out in no time

can’t have too much of a good thing

Tiger Yin - Montreal is better than Playboy Mansion…and the girls are easier!!!

meatshake says

Dude, thats kuk sool won

nope. you wrong too. it’s HwarangDo

philbert says

Of course, that way, if you catch something, the government pays for it.

you won’t. cuz Canadian girls like BJJ

Re: **** hilarious thread

Originally posted by EmptyCup
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meatshake says

nope. you wrong too. it’s HwarangDo

NOPE. you and meatshake are wrong. kuk sool won is a respected korean art, as i believe is hwarangdo. you guys were thinking of ‘iron kim’ :rolleyes:
http://www.chungmoodoe.com/

get your facts straight before you might earn the ire of some reputable arts! :stuck_out_tongue:

perhaps you should do a search on BULLSHIDO on the history of the korean arts.

here’s a start:

http://www.hwarang.org/Personal.html

kuk sool I cannot speak for though the above link addresses it. The main problem is that both HwarangDo (Hapkido in disguise) and TKD have fabricated histories…

hey ec

i only speculated on hwarang-do. you may be right, but what i was referring to was meatshake’s correction about the master that can jump tall buildings with a single bound :wink:
and that’s chung moo doe. look at the picture on the main page :eek:

jump tall buildings in a single bound? no that was superman…

oh well I got another link too. too good to waste.. so I’ll post it anyways so we can all be educated on the history of flowering men

http://www.hwarangdo.com/hrd1.htm

gilgamesh, you got it wrong. That guy never claimed to jump tall buildings in a single bound, he claimed to jump [i]FROM[/i] tall buildings in a single bound.

Originally posted by EmptyCup

you won’t. cuz Canadian girls like BJJ

Then they must be great in the mount. Their open guard must be pretty good too

The ex I broke up with last month trains at the same place I do. It was a bit weird at first but that feeling is subsiding. I’m glad she didn’t quit because of me like she said she would when we first broke up.

and her fave technique in the mount - GnP - Grind and Pound:p

martial art chicks are :cool: i wish there were more around me :smiley:

If you date a lady who also is a martial artistist you could help her in stretching exercises.

DP/PP

Originally posted by Bluesman
If you date a lady who also is a martial artistist you could help her in stretching exercises.

now you’re thinking :o

Originally posted by Shaolinlueb
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now you’re thinking :o [/B]

With what part? :smiley:

Originally posted by Judge Pen
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With what part? :smiley: [/B]

your brain of course :wink: :smiley: