Q. How do you know when Bruce Lee is dating your sister ?
A1. You come home late at night and trip over a yellow jumpsuit.
A2. Groggy in the morning, you go to spray on underarm deoderant and you clock yourself in the head with a nunchuks.
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when she comes home smelling like a corpse?
Kung Lek
A3. He shakes your hand and says âHi. Bruce Lee. Nice to meet you.â
Damn, Iâm hilarious.
He tries the old finger pointing at the moon and she sends him to a remote island with Mr. Hand?
hahahahahaha âŚ
that was very unexpected kunglek.
sounds like something i would say.
whereâs my beer?
you hear âoooooaaaaaahhhh, whaaaaaaaaa, eeeeeiiiiâ in cadence with the soft thud of a head board hitting the wall from upstairs.
whereâs my beer?
She starts talking with an odd asian accent.
KC elbows
LOL !!
Keep 'em comin guys !
If you knew she was dating him you could slap fight with her, then tease her with the line âBroads donât hit backâ.
When you find some idiot with no sense of humor whatsoever post on a Kung Fu forum somewhereâŚ
âDamned be the day that befalls us in a most hostile manner that shall compromise our Country, and damned be the great lengths at which are required of to stir our Patriotism.â - Anonymous
When you overhear your sister speaking on the telephone, and she responds, âI learned it from Yip Manâ and you wonder what she could possibly be talking about.
- Nexus
Her new boyfriend makes the weirdest faces at the hieght of passion?
Her new boyfriend always has to fight Kareem before going upstairs to her bedroom?
During lovemaking, he always dies before the really good stuff?
He offers to show her things the other chinese wonât?
The âBlack Beautyâ is always parked in your driveway
Sheâs constantly humming âThe flight of the bumble beeâ.
You hear her yell âDo me Katoâ and you know she doesnât know any of O.J.'s friends.
O.J.'s friends!!!
i like the kareem one
HAHA
âI finish the job with a tiger claw into the throat. Remember guysâINSERT CORNY WHITEBOY VOICEâ use extreme violence against your opponents always, that will discourage them from hurting other peopleâ kungfu site technique sec.VS?."âŚ
This will probably get me banned,
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=â-1â>quote:</font><HR>A2. Groggy in the morning, you go to spray on underarm deoderant and you clock yourself in the head with a nunchuks.[/quote]
Hmmmm, I wonder where he was placing those nunchaku the night before? :eek:
PHILBERT
She developes a taste for hash brownies.
sheâs always eating brownies and really happy, when just a week before she was on a diet and grumpy most of the time.
whereâs my beer?
When she kicks your butt with a leaping side kick, and/or does an one inch punch on your center sending your flying onto the wall behind you. Pretty nasty evident, I say. :rolleyes: :eek: 
Mantis108
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