Well it begins with my brother waking me up to buy ticket for the bus (I’m going to my parents house). By seeing that calling me doesnt work he decides to kick me while im in bed. I defend a few kicks and he realizes its still not working…
So he incrises the volume of my alarm clock (that was off) and programs it to like a minute from that time. He also puts it in a place where i cant reach (have to stand up to turn it off).
So i stand up and start chasing my brother, we end up on the living room. I decide to try to lock him, its kinda hard since he is not throwing any punches neither is attacking anyway he is just resisting and keeping his arms real close to his body.
So its a stand up wrestling match going on (no strikes), but doing throws and take downs is not going to happen since the floor is too hard we could get hurt (mom wouldnt like that).
I grab his arm, he grabs my throat, i free my throat so on and on…
In less than a minute i have him in a standing Kimura (oh yeah it exists in Chin Na but i dont know the chinese name). He says: “What the hell are you doin’?”. I dont put pressure enough for him to have to tap so i just kinda show him i could sweep and throw him… and thats it.
So i go take a bath. Come out and check out KFO (im addicted).
My brother is out (gone to College i think). After a while on the internet i decide to go buy the ticket.
Bought it and on my way to the restaurant (the man is gotta eat, its 12:30) when walking i have this vision… perfect angle… **** shes got a nice a$$, i even slow down so i can check it out more…
thats why i love summer. Then stupid me hit myself on a tree while staring at the hot chick… Bang! But it didnt hurt much, just messed up my hair a little. I keep on going a she takes a different path, i can see shes going to the supermarket…
Now back to going to the restaurant this lady with a little child is trying to sell something, she looks really poor, i walk right through her and dont pay attention to her.
Finish eating, on my way out i see some guy give her some coins, realizing i have some too (the change from the restaurant) i give her like 60 cents, wich is probably enough for her to buy bread at least (im such a nice person). I’m thinking should i go to the market to check out that babe again? No, that would be kinda silly.
i had a 4 year old nephew attack me yesterday he kicked the **** out of me. Seriously he jumped me and did decent roundhouses to my legs (he’s a bruce lee fanatic but noone will take him in until he’s 5 years old).
So i lost a fight last night! Maybe i should have smacked a kimura on his ass!
If it makes you feel better my brother hit me with low roundhouses just the other day and he doesnt have any martial training
But he is 20
This reminds when i was little i made my brother tap by pulling his hair, worked everytime, but the referee (my mother) didnt like it and we both were punished.
I THINK that is more to do with the scent glands and the marking of territory than kitty flirting and foreplay… but still… it has been rather agitated these days…
What am I saying, keep away from my cat OK?! I’m in the process of teaching it KungFu actually. **** thing doesn’t understand the concept of Chi (like I do )
So you walked into a tree and messed up your hair huh? Funny but not as good as this, some years ago I was riding my bike through a parking lot, a girl gets out of her car, I failed to look where I was going and hit a bump knocking myself down! Even I laughed when I decided it didn’t hurt. (Only the ego)
and chomps the softspot outside it,while falling back pulling your hand forward then with its legs it starts doing a speed induced treadmill to your forearms,so some squirells gonna jump it shes gonna"gda close your eyes no peeking,your on probation"
grab the back of its neck bite the side and fall back pulling the bugger forward,then allthetime like hunggar shadow kick shes ripping his his stomach open with both feet claws.
odd,my male cat just pounces like a tiger,shes on some drunken crackhead monkey ish.
well you see we got our cat twoweeks before we should have
and we babysat its brother who was two weeks older then her,her owner gave it catnip when it was little so its BONKERS,and one time it ran up and boom my cat is now i think a bit retarded but hella crazy,she starts ripping ,so when shes aloud out in the spring its gonna be nasty,not just dead birds and mice at your doorstep but they necks and stomchs gonna be ripped and thats just nasty
