Been pretty busy lately. Have I missed anything?
Hi Serpent. How have things been?
Up and down, to be honest, but hey, the sun’s shining and the birds are singing.
What have I missed?
Huang Kai Vun making more challenges to compensate for his small man insecurities?
Ralek still entertaining the masses with his often classic trolls?
EWallace still a midget bitch?
Did WushuChik ever get those sammiches made?
KC still a funny bugger?
Gene still the stinkinest hippy?
Etc.
By the way, I can’t seem to find the several page long “Where’s Serpent” thread. Hopefully that’s just because it was deleted for raising too many contentious issues in my name.
Right?
Ummmmm … yeah, that’s right. The moderators deleted it because there was so much sorrow over no one knowing where you were. Yes, that’s it. That’s what happened :D.
Check your PM’s.
I’ve changed from an abstract sculpture to a boxer dog to a slice of cheese.
Now you’re all caught up.
Man, I really dig boxer dogs. Could you change back? I’m likely to eat a slice of cheese, but not if it’s processed.
Anyway, good to be back up to date. Thanks.
Originally posted by joedoe
[B]Ummmmm … yeah, that’s right. The moderators deleted it because there was so much sorrow over no one knowing where you were. Yes, that’s it. That’s what happened :D.
Check your PM’s. [/B]
That’s what I thought.
And, no, please… check your PM’s. 
boxer dogs and cheese
Here’s the fella I was wearing as a userpic for a couple of weeks. but I’ve just switched to this swiss cheese, and will keep it for a bit.
Of course, as you can tell from my rich, robust color and large, well-spaced eyes, I’m not a slice of processed cheese at all, but the highest quality, aged, all-natural swiss gruyer…
Hey, what are you doing? Back off! I said stay away!
Somebody, HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
Yes…well…just where have you been mister?
So much hasn’t happened…I just don’t know where to begin.
smacks lips
Mmmm-mmm! That was good!
**** fine looking boxer. He’s cute! If he’s yours, I’m very jealous! Want me to look after him while you recover from those mastication wounds?
I just found him on a google search. He is cute as a button, though, ain’t he?
Originally posted by TaoBoy
[B]Yes…well…just where have you been mister?
So much hasn’t happened…I just don’t know where to begin. [/B]
Try the beginning.
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
I just found him on a google search. He is cute as a button, though, ain’t he?
He sure is. One day I’ll be able to afford a house with a yard, then I’ll finally get a dog of my own!
sigh One day…
Actually, what’s up with that phrase anyway? What’s so cute about buttons?
If you were to show me that picture of a boxer and a picture of a button and give me the following question:
Which is cuter?
a. The boxer
b. The button
c. They’re both as cute as each other
well, frankly, there’s no way I would ever pick b. or c.
I have never really found myself attracted to buttons. I have however, found myself attracted to unbuttoning certain buttons. I imagine that happy associations with unbuttoning some buttons may, in some small way, account for that odd turn of phrase.
I, too, tire of dogless apartment living. But I just spent the evening doing laundry at my mother’s and she has six dogs (no boxers, alas.)
But six dogs! What joy! A friend of mine got two boxer puppies last year. I was beside myself! I virtually lived at his place for months. I still visit as often as possible. It’s an obsession, I know.
I take your point about buttons. Perhaps the expression should be “cute as what undoing buttons often reveals”. Bit of a clumsy turn of phrase though.
Hmm. Cheese right before bed. You’ll probably have nightmares.
Catch ya later.
You’re an evil slimy coward, Serpent.
Too bad you’re too afraid to come fight me, but that’s the wisest thing in your case.
All the crap you post about me just adds to the beating I’m going to give you when we meet in person.
I look forward to that meeting. I’ll be waiting for you.