Was my thread deleted?
Propably,
Been seeing some weird ass deletations lately, your thread and then also teh “WARNING” thread where sharky was talking about tiger balm (compared to many other threads i thought taht was pretty ON topic).
What happened to the I want one thread?It doesn’t show up anymore.
Some twat deleted it. No offense mods, but I can write the word TWAT, but I can’t write in verse.
WTF???!!!
Don’t worry…
These threads were just moved to this place! 
Zip it… 
There once was a forum where “Twat”
Could be posted although it was not
Remotely ontopic
But no one would stop it
Since poetry could get you shot.
The reasons for this were not clear,
For the moderators shared a sphere
Of power and strength
So throughout breadth and length
No one knew which of them would appear.
The question of “was my thread deleted ?”
could only be viewed as concieted
For the mods were such twats
that they pulled guns from their hats
And all the good topics were ka-sheeted
guys i knew this mite happen so i took precautions , I actually cut and pasted the one topic , so i have it saved on my comp
What kind of music is that?
I find it is impossible to practice my chum kiu form on that!
Its true that it really does hurt,
When we can’t even write threads in verse,
So lets slag off those twats,
Until they argue back,
Then we’ll rub their ugly faces in the dirt.
WongSifu you manged to save,
Those glorious rhymes that we made,
Could you please be so kind,
And please find the time,
To mail them to me lest I behave.
Wong Sifu, your mail I won’t be need
As it seems your advice I did heed
I put them in a file,
And lost them for a while,
But now I have found them indeed.
Reminder
Do NOT get tiger balm on your schlong or balls.
Iron
Schlong and balls plus tiger balm
Equals some considerable harm
You really should be pretty wary
That burning feeling’s pretty scary.
Better to play a blindfolded game of darts
then get Tiger balm on your magic parts
For when the burning starts to take place
you’ll franticlly hop as it burns like mace
You’ll run all about hopping and looney
and soon you’ll be mistaken for fat qimaster mooney.
Who thinks he’s the best around his karate friends
who wouldn’t know technique if it bit them in the end.
They hiss and they haw, with tense mucled chi
that doesn’t exist, because their muscles wont free
and relax enough for the meridians to expand
to allow chi to flow at their very command.
So rich takes their money and tells them the can
then drives home to his comfortable van.
then sits his fat ass right onto his chair
and watches the playboy channel, with a 5 finger affair.
And dispurses his chi, right onto the rug
feeling slight power with every miniscule tug
Then after he’s done, the prince of the liars
Goes to his mirror to look at the tatoos he admires
that read, “Prison biatch” and “Martin’s li’l ho”
reminding his of the days, when he was a cigarette a blow,
but those days are behind him now,
he’s given up tossed salad for the smell of dit dar jow.
So with empty force, he emties empy heads of their cash
if so centered in the tao…then why the backlash?
Dam Stacey,
that $hit was funny as he11!!!
keep addiing to it
Stacey, I’ve never been a fan of your “work”, but that was inspired.
There was a Grandmaster named Mooney,
Who really was a Chi-lovin’ looney,
He failed in his trick,
And looked like a d!ck,
He really should just learn how to boogey.
**** now that was a work of art
from stacey that came from the heart
it would be quite hard to best it
so lets not try to test it
whose that, wait, i smell a chi **** !
lin kong jing for 10 hours a day
That kind of **** would blow us away
Hope mr mooney twas not
for he is all but forgot
oh no, block your nose i say.
I actually mean no harm
for i believe the man has some charm
to take the **** with free will
is like feeding people , pig swill
when we cant do what he can (insert word of your choice here that proves that mr mooney is not that much of a bad guy after all)
dude they censored f@rt !!! and p!ss
the first two words are F@rt and then p!ss
!!!
**** and **** …