got qi? porn stars

You could always hire scantily clad oriental dancers…

http://web.mit.edu/patil/www/media/video/yatta.asf

Come on guys, help Margie out. Get a subscription.

You know you want to, everyone else is doing it.

I started out with subscriptions. One here, one there. Next thing you know, I’m doing Bruce Lee books. Ten years later, I’m strung out on Yang Jwing Ming tomes and looking to score something, maybe a southern vest, a chainwhip, anything.

Can ya help me out?

Psst…yo I got some videos, man. What you want? I got bagua, xingyi, hung gar…

Whatever you need, I can hook you up.

It easy

Subscribe here: http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/magazine/subscribe.php

Buy here:
www.MartialArtsMart.com

And you won’t get any batting eyelashes from me. :wink:

crying

Quit your crying. I’ve ordered a new subscription, a rope dart, a straight sword, a fan, ect. all in the last few weeks (actually most of it was yesterday). You guys need to throw (err or accidently drop) something into one of my boxes as a freebie.
How come all of my hobbies get expensive, skiing, golf (ok, these are inherintly expensive), buying kung fu weapons, kung fu class, mountain biking, clubbing. Ok, so now I’m crying.
Also, Gene or Margie, it looks like I’ll be doing a lot of the ordering for my schools supplies from now on, I was wondering what kind of deals you guys could hook up?

Oh, and Gene, that video is just disturbing.

norther practitioner***Do you have a business license? If so, you can set up a whosale account. This way you get special pricing. oooooooo, aaaaaaaaa. Be nice, and we just might help you out on some free stuff. If you have been placing your order online, you can get more of the free stuff from there.

****yea, so many memories.

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley: I just want to send everyone some faces. ke ke ke and a rose ----<–@ (you can tell I’m bored)

Hear that guys?

Margie is bored. She’s dying to pick up your call. Order now. Make her say “oooooooo, aaaaaaaaa” again. :wink:

np: Your problem is simple - give up skiing and golf. Thanks for the order! We really do appreicate it. :smiley:

Gene, the problem is, I got my golf clubs stolen, so thats out for a while ($650 worth of equipment, $500 for the window that they broke), and skiing is why I moved out west, that isn’t going out the window anytime soon (dispite blowing out both knees in the last 2.5 years).
As far as the order, no prob, I would rather get it from people I like…who I’d like more if they’d hook me up from time to time.
:smiley:
Now if I could just find someone to teach me ropedart I’d be set.

Ouch!

Sorry to hear about the clubs. That sux.
Actually I’m not in shipping or ordering, so I don’t really have the power to kick down anything extra. But let Margie set you up with a school account if you have a business license. That will save you a lot.

No one has posted here for a while so I thought that I would do that.

Do porn stars actually have qi? http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/45-77.html

Most likely since i am sure they can take alot of pressure, being in show business and all:D

can’t you guys do this in a chat room or something?

RYU

WHY?:confused:

Aww, go ahead and keep it :wink:

Don’t mind me, When I’m not being nice I’m an inconsiderate
pri(k. :smiley:

Ryu

gene****is this thread dying or what? Not enough qi i guess:(

Much to little porn and way to much comercials… :rolleyes:

no got qi…

It was the yatta, I think. Nothing kills porn like yatta. There are plenty of commercials on the main got qi? thread and that one is still going strong.

yatta deflates qi.

Re: no got qi…

Originally posted by GeneChing
yatta deflates qi.

Heresy! Yatta is Love!

yatta is just plain scary