A buddhist monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says…“make me one with everything”.
The Kung Fu guy says, “I can’t believe you’re gonna eat that”.
The Monk replys with his mouth full “Ohmmmmmmmmmmm”
The Kung Fu guy says, “make me the best you’ve got”
The Monk says, I’ve already had it, you must find your own elsewhere.
hahahaha, true story!
Actually, I’m just trying out the new forum.
peace
is it just me or is the new forum balls a$$ slow on dial up?
Seems pretty slow all round.
it’s plenty fast here…
…but then we have DSL.
i can’t get sh!t where i live. not even isdn unless i want to pay ridiculous rates for the lines.
i do get a ds3’s worth of bandwidth at work though so poop on you and poop on dsl.
it’s slower here than the old forum, and i’m on a t1. i’ll check cable modem from home.
I got DSL and it is deadly slow. We are in Australia though.
Well, sorry about the speed…
Perhaps that’s a problem with so many new whistles and bells. I not sure what we can do about streamlining it, but your comments are noted and logged. Until we find a solution, please be patient.
I’ve heard it like this (a version I prefer)
What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?
“Make me one with everything.”
What happened next?
After getting his hotdog, the Buddhist paid with a twenty. The vendor put it in his till. After a minute, the Buddhist said, “Where’s my change?”
A related joke, which I may have read on this forum is.
Why couldn’t the Buddhist vacuum the corners of his apartment?
He had discarded all attachments.
Gene, hows about that Baldy pic for you avatar?
Hey? I personally like that bald headed shaolin monk pic of you from the Martial Arts Mart ads.
It would make a perfect avatar for ya. hahaha.
I’ll shave my head (in photoshop) 
if you put yours up.
peace