People love Iron Crotch. They can’t get enough Iron Crotch. We all ride the Iron Crotch for the exposure.
Speak for yourself my brother. 
The thing is that there is alway a counter.
The thing with iron is that it gets rusted over time.
wow, i never knew. so exposure is why gene likes to ride the iron crotch. all this time i thought he was just bored and curious. 
Once I was in a restaurant in tennessee.
They said If I like to ride the iron horse/bull.
I thought they mean a bicycle. I said sure.
BOY were I regretted.
It was a mechanic horse/bull back with a saddle on.
I rode it and did not fell.
All the yielding and holding, All the Tai Chi stuff paid off.
spj ?
do you see the funny side of anything
they were making a joke about the iron crotch and having sex
then you actually talked about the technique
OOPs.
My bad big time.
its k
where u from man
im assuming ur chinese right ?
Greetings,
If this is true, shouldn’t the second word of this thread be spelled with a “u” ? And if THAT is true, then how “clean” would it be? Kinda oxymoronic, ya know?
mickey
It’s important to keep your iron crotch clean and well oiled
It’s always good to know who helps pay the rent around here. There’s the subscribers and those that buy us on the newsstands. There’s those that shop at MartialArtsMart. Then there’s those masters and celebrities who bring us outside media attention. GM “Iron Crotch” Tu has extraordinary crossover skills because pop culture loves the crotch. He’s been in more documentaries than almost any other master that I know. Weird, but I stand behind my statement. If you’re on this forum, know that part of the rent here is paid for by him through his products and the traffic he brings in. So you all ride the crotch too, even if just a little.
But then, who wants a little crotch?
so gene since you are trying with all your ability to sell someone else’s iron crotch does that make you a pimp?
And what’s up with the Announcement section at the top of the page? I don’t have my glasses on but I’d swear that says “On Golden Showers and Iron Crotches”. I should have called this thread Gene gets dirty.
what if you only have a granite crotch.
and what if it’s only granite now and then, and at those times, only for a halfhour or so then reverts back to button on a fur coat crotch or river clay crotch?
does any of that crotchness count for anything?
pimpin’ the crotch
BSR: If I’m an Iron Crotch pimp, where the **** is my wide-brimmed hat and purple furry jacket? In all seriousness, I’ve used that term before. There’s even a reference in The Iron Crotch of GM Tu Jin-Sheng thread, but it’s my calling down my Shaolin brother for pimpin’ the crotch. Funny thing is that he’s pimpin’ a different crotch. That’s right. There are more Iron Crotches out there. Some day, I hope to stage a tug-of-war. :eek:
r: Fell right into my little mindtrap, didn’t ya? Did I ever tell you my major was psychology? 
DJ: I don’t know what the hell you’re smoking, but send some down to CA. There may be a market for it here.
At my age I think I am practicing more of a supple Tai Chi flaccid crotch technique. It doesn’t accomplish much, but it has a nasty WHIP to it. Besides, women no longer want to fight with me. They just point and laugh. Very ZEN!
[QUOTE=MonkeyKingUSA;729637]At my age I think I am practicing more of a supple Tai Chi flaccid crotch technique. It doesn’t accomplish much, but it has a nasty WHIP to it. Besides, women no longer want to fight with me. They just point and laugh. Very ZEN![/QUOTE]
i vote this to be the most depressing post involving the ravages of time on the human body. my condolences. perhaps you should go get the 1st tenacious d cd and take JB’s advice and practice doing (ock pushups.
any tenacious d fans in the house?
[QUOTE=BruceSteveRoy;729759]
any tenacious d fans in the house?[/QUOTE]
yessir
lol il kick ur ass from here to tian en men square
as far as (ock pushups go – you only need to be able to do one.
and let’s not forget about waking up at the crack of noon for deep knee rock squats!
[QUOTE=BruceSteveRoy;729759]i vote this to be the most depressing post involving the ravages of time on the human body. my condolences. perhaps you should go get the 1st tenacious d cd and take JB’s advice and practice doing (ock pushups.
any tenacious d fans in the house?[/QUOTE]
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or revitalize and grow.
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edit: it is a joking and sarcastic post
[QUOTE=BruceSteveRoy;729759]
any tenacious d fans in the house?[/QUOTE]
Saw 'em live in Atlanta:cool: …**** it was funny…
But I didn’t think they could rock a c0ck that sweet in a live show…