i only drink the blood of my enemys
and kfc gravy
I was around and lived in places where the big signs,“Whites Only”, were above most entrances of eateries. I have been called Chinc, short for chinese communist, jap and the N word quite often. The Ching Chang Chong thing has been around even back then. I have not been involved in Kung Fu outside the family in most of my life so I can not say I experienced racism as such in that area. But then I wouldn’t. Today I am often refered to as the Chinaman. I am not offended however, as I am a Chinaman. It is just a word. I am actually an American, because I was born here. I speak little Chinese, and that being Canton. I could not fare in most China towns as they speak every dialect there is.
My father spoke Cantonese, and pigeon English. He would tell us, You no speaky Chinee, you speaky Engrish. You Mellican. Funny that. I served in Vietnam with a Korean fellow by the name of Pil. He pronounced that like it is spelled, but add an L, making it Pill, like something you swallow, and he could no longer pronounce it. It became Fil or Phil.
I have had people insult me by making racial comments in the past, but none of these people are alive today.
old man on pender st: looks at me and says to his pal who’s walking with him- “gwai lo”
me: “what? I was born here.”
next time angry old chinese guy call u name dont cry, dont cry, b strong.ill teach you some classic ming dynasty insults
“bu yao ao wu niao” - dont bite my dik
“wu dao ni niang di changzi” - i sodomize your mother
“bu yao shao wu niao mao” - dont try to light my pubic hair on fire
“bu yao ba laohu xuzi” - dont pull the tigers whiskers
“ru ni lao mu” - i fuk your grandmother
“qian ren ru, wan ren qi, yazi” - h0m0sexual ridden by thousands of men
“ba ni di pi rang ni mo yifu chuan” - i skin you so you have no clothes to wear
“szi ba!” - die!
“lao zhu gou” - old pig dog
“lan pi gu” - syphilis covered rotting anus
“lan bi zi” - syphillis covered rotting vagina
“zhi niang zei” - triad who has sex with his mother
“chang wu xi sih” - taste my watery diarrhea
“tu lu” - bald donkey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFh0oy6vIt4
people that worship bald eagle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvYIjFtPQEk
people that worship nature in general
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQORnYPqU3A
people that worship the little dragon or xiao long.
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my way
your way
one of many ways
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNKtCtVz3PY&feature=related
we fought for china
we die so that china may live.
we do not need money
we do not fight for money.
the best way or glorified way to die
is to die for your country or for greater good/justice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_tYz3vxJBU&feature=related
windtalkers
american indians speaking indians over the radio
so that Japanese may not understand the messages
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got sidetracked
just want to honor soldiers on a soldier day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osUQXS-ybHY
A good film about war and peace.
means and ends.
little people want peace to have a living.
big people want many wars to end all wars or have his way as one and only way.
he rules everyone else.
–
do we really need wars to end wars
or can we just have peace without war?
ready and prepare for war thus deter aggression and “stop” war?
all soldiers do not die in vain
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all generals do not like war–
[QUOTE=bawang;1016847]next time angry old chinese guy call u name dont cry, dont cry, b strong.ill teach you some classic ming dynasty insults
“bu yao ao wu niao” - dont bite my dik
“wu dao ni niang di changzi” - i sodomize your mother
“bu yao shao wu niao mao” - dont try to light my pubic hair on fire
“bu yao ba laohu xuzi” - dont pull the tigers whiskers
“ru ni lao mu” - i fuk your grandmother
“qian ren ru, wan ren qi, yazi” - h0m0sexual ridden by thousands of men
“ba ni di pi rang ni mo yifu chuan” - i skin you so you have no clothes to wear
“szi ba!” - die!
“lao zhu gou” - old pig dog
“lan pi gu” - syphilis covered rotting anus
“lan bi zi” - syphillis covered rotting vagina
“zhi niang zei” - triad who has sex with his mother
“chang wu xi sih” - taste my watery diarrhea
“tu lu” - bald donkey[/QUOTE]
Just a little overboard wouldn’t you say?
Quite frankly I don’t find it that strange when older folks are blatantly racist. That’s what they grew up in, that’s what they know and change is difficult, especially when you’re old like that.
It’s when young people, who are better educated and more well informed that seem out of place with racism. When some 20 something is going off with a racist spiel, it just seems weird. It’s like looking at a person who is broken in the mind. It’s one thing to react with anger and to think some racist tomfoolery, but to actively support a racist agenda, that’s just messed up no matter what colour you are or what your ethnicity or heritage is. Racism comes in all colours and all flavours.
It is an extension of isolated tribal thought in my opinion.
[QUOTE=bawang;1016847]next time angry old chinese guy call u name dont cry, dont cry, b strong.ill teach you some classic ming dynasty insults
“bu yao ao wu niao” - dont bite my dik
“wu dao ni niang di changzi” - i sodomize your mother
“bu yao shao wu niao mao” - dont try to light my pubic hair on fire
“bu yao ba laohu xuzi” - dont pull the tigers whiskers
“ru ni lao mu” - i fuk your grandmother
“qian ren ru, wan ren qi, yazi” - h0m0sexual ridden by thousands of men
“ba ni di pi rang ni mo yifu chuan” - i skin you so you have no clothes to wear
“szi ba!” - die!
“lao zhu gou” - old pig dog
“lan pi gu” - syphilis covered rotting anus
“lan bi zi” - syphillis covered rotting vagina
“zhi niang zei” - triad who has sex with his mother
“chang wu xi sih” - taste my watery diarrhea
“tu lu” - bald donkey[/QUOTE]
Bald donkey?
That just crosses the line.
[QUOTE=bawang;1016847]next time angry old chinese guy call u name dont cry, dont cry, b strong.ill teach you some classic ming dynasty insults
“bu yao ao wu niao” - dont bite my dik
“wu dao ni niang di changzi” - i sodomize your mother
“bu yao shao wu niao mao” - dont try to light my pubic hair on fire
“bu yao ba laohu xuzi” - dont pull the tigers whiskers
“ru ni lao mu” - i fuk your grandmother
“qian ren ru, wan ren qi, yazi” - h0m0sexual ridden by thousands of men
“ba ni di pi rang ni mo yifu chuan” - i skin you so you have no clothes to wear
“szi ba!” - die!
“lao zhu gou” - old pig dog
“lan pi gu” - syphilis covered rotting anus
“lan bi zi” - syphillis covered rotting vagina
“zhi niang zei” - triad who has sex with his mother
“chang wu xi sih” - taste my watery diarrhea
“tu lu” - bald donkey[/QUOTE]
I save these for my next China Trip LMAO!
only use 2 phrases please without getting into troubles.
- ba ni de pi or ba pi, skin you.
if you are so upset with some one, you would skin him.
figurative speech but not really skin anyone.
- si ba, just die or ni qu si ba. just go and die.
if someone is so stupid or incapable of doing certain things or fail all the time
they might as well go and kill themself.
these are still acceptable or common.
other phrases, there are more civil ways of saying the same things.
chinese languages can be very suggestive and yet not actually using the direct descriptions of things or terms.
Not being rude or vulgar in China?
Yea got it:rolleyes:
Care to see the nostril rocket technique i learned last december just outside of Liuliping right in the shadow of Wudang Shan:D
making sounds mimicking those made in traditional martial arts movies?
[URL=“https://www.rt.com/news/504777-woman-attacks-mask-covid19-canada/”]
WATCH: Woman attacks drug store employee with ‘kung fu’ after reportedly being asked to wear a mask
28 Oct, 2020 14:50 / Updated 1 day ago
Screenshot: © Twitter / @Rickyfitts829
Shocking video shared online purports to show a woman attacking a female Shoppers Drug Mart employee in Ontario, Canada while proudly proclaiming to know “kung fu.”
According to comments online, the woman was allegedly told to wear a mask, at which point she became hostile.
In the video, the woman hurls racist abuse at the employee, who appears to be of Asian descent, before attacking her and making sounds mimicking those made in traditional martial arts movies.
“I know you know martial arts, so do I!” the alleged attacker says. As the employee repeatedly tries to usher the woman out of the store, she then becomes even more agitated, verbally abusing the staff member before threatening her with a piece of tissue which she claims is covered in her blood.
“I just used you to demonstrate to the f**king officers, I know martial arts!” before exiting the Ontario store.
Security reportedly arrived shortly after the incident, but it is unclear what became of the attacker, though there has been no official confirmation of the incident by police.
Understandably, people online were outraged by the woman’s apparent racist behavior and flouting of coronavirus precautions.
“Won’t follow the rules to wear a mask but won’t go out the exit cause it was an entrance? Mmmkay,” wrote one bemused commenter on Reddit, referring to the fact that the woman was willing to adhere to the entry and exit system in the store.
“Kudos to the manager. I think she handled it well but I admit that police would have been called and charges would have filed if I were her,” added another.
The incident evoked others’ misanthropic side, leading to comment such as: “People are f**king nuts man. I hate this planet.”
Others chose to make light of the situation, referencing the disco classic ‘Kung Fu Fighting’ by Jamaican vocalist Carl Douglas: “Everybody is Kung Fu fighting, Your mind becomes fast as lightning, Although the future is a little bit frightening.”
Physical confrontations over the wearing of masks during the global coronavirus pandemic have become common around the world, as tensions boil over, often with extremely violent consequences[QUOTE]
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