Try entering Wing Chun terms into this advertising slogan generator:
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=wooden+dummy
I got There’s First Love, and There’s Wooden Dummy Love and A Taste for Wooden Dummy. 
It also came up with Come Fly The Friendly Wooden Dummy. I’m thinking of copyrighting these slogans. 
Regards,
The Best Part of Waking Up is Dim Mak in Your Cup.
I feel like Jing tonight.
Thank Ng Mui It’s Friday.
I Can’t Believe I Ate The Whole Chain Punch.
Probably The Best Tan Sau In The World.
This is fun…I wont post the dirty ones
David
Obey your chi sao.
I Like This!!!
Central Heating For Biu Jee.
Run For The Dim Mak.
See the Face You Love Light Up With Kung Fu.
Made In Scotland From Chun Kiu.
Sheldon;)
What’s in your Wooden Dummy?
Tan Da with the less fattening centers.
Exceedingly good Sticking Hands.
All you add is a punch in the face.
A bong sau is forever. <-considering the kuit about the bong never staying, I thought this one was particularly funny.
And for Merryprankser…
Top Breeders recommend UFC.
I like the Wooden Dummy in you
and
My Anti-Drug is a bong 
It make your Dragon Pole smack
Three results.
1.Bridge that gap with a wooden dummy.
((Comment- why didnt someone think of that- though Tyson tried it with Lennox Lewis))
((Fries with that?))
3.Whenever there is a snack gap-the long pole fits
((The kwan makes only one noise??))
And All Because The Lady Loves Tan Sau.
nuff said, baby.
I got:
Because So Much Is Riding On Your Intercepting Fist.
The Intercepting Fist That Eats Like A Meal.
It’s Intercepting Fist Time.
I’m Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Intercepting Fist.
“There is more than one way to eat a fook sao”‘’
this is getting silly.
“Come See the Softer Side of Wing Chun.”
“Show Me The Wing Chun!”
“The Sweet You Can’t Eat Without Wing Chun.”
“The Lighter Way To Enjoy Wing Chun.” <— maybe some fries with that?
“Plink, Plink, Wing Chun…”
ok thats enough
dawood