You might have been fine if you had said you expressed righteous indignation at having dead rodents stored alongside your food. But as you mentioned that you screamed like a baby I lost all respect for you 
I once found a hand in a freezer while helping to inventory a meth lab . :eek:
Originally posted by tsunami surfer
I once found a hand in a freezer while helping to inventory a meth lab . :eek:
Sound like an interesting story. Care to elaborate?
It wa s asouvenier from a murder committed awhile back. It was a serious biker we were taking down. Areal life Rasputin or Blackbeard.One scary 100% BADASS. One of the few times I kept my finger on a trigger when I had no target.
Wow. Sounds like a real sicko.
I used to share a flat with a girl that kept two snakes. Sheâd keep frozen mice or young rats in the freezer all the time - we got used to it.
There was this big blue mug by the side of the snakeâs tank and she used to get a frozen rodent and fill the mug with water, then float the rodent in the water to thaw it before feeding it to the snakes. This became known as the mouse mug and everyone knew to never use the mouse mug for coffee or tea or whatever. After all, frozen dead rodents were regularly thawed out in it and she rarely washed it up!
Anyway, one day there was a robbery out the back of the buildings and the cops came round taking statements and stuff. As a young house of bikers we had issues with the law. When the cop came in and sat down to fill out statements my flatmate asked him if he fancied a cuppa. Of course, he accepted. Youâve obviously beaten me to the punch line! Yes, you can guess what mug he got his sweet brown tea in!
It was really hard not to laugh as the three of us sat there answering his questions, watching him sip appreciatively from the mouse mug!
heh heh heh
He was beyond sick. They didnt even suspect him of that particular murder but then how do you explain some dudes fist in your freezer.
At one stage my Mother used to work in an Animal research Hospital.
Coffee was usually made on a bunsen burner in the lab and you NEVER opened the fridges or peeped into pots/containers.
Worst was when mother brought some work home, kitchen had luvely cooking smells till we found out that she is boiling the meat off a specimen to take the bones back the next day.
Cheers.
Serpent: reminds me of the time when I got booked on my way to work at a fast food outlet while working thru uni. Later in the day the officer who booked me came in to get his lunch. My manager gave me the go-ahead to defile his food. Unfortunately I couldnât bring myself to do it. 
TS: So did you get the guy in the end?
LC: interesting childhood 
To LC paraphrasing in Jeff Spicoli voice:
"WHOA! GNARLEY DUDE!!"
(The only good thing Shawn Penn ever said or did.)
Yeah. He was put away just about for eternity.
joedoe & tsunami surfer.
Yeah, I had a fun childhood, with my granddad also being a hunter I learned early to kill and skin Animals.
My whole Family is rather adventerous and between a whole menagerie of pets(snakes, spiders, dogs, etc) and other things it was great fun and educational.
We also used to watch open heart surgery on TV during supper and the likes.
This days there is not much left that will make me squeamish.
Cheers.
same here. In high school, I har pre ap biology right before lunch - I would take out a pigâs eye, remove a sharkâs ovary, etc. then immediately go eat lunch.
Originally posted by joedoe
Serpent: reminds me of the time when I got booked on my way to work at a fast food outlet while working thru uni. Later in the day the officer who booked me came in to get his lunch. My manager gave me the go-ahead to defile his food. Unfortunately I couldnât bring myself to do it.
LOL. âDefile his foodâ.
What would you have done, if youâd had the nerve?
Originally posted by SevenStar
same here. In high school, I har pre ap biology right before lunch
What the hell language are you speaking in today, dude?
:eek:
Actually, judging by the construction of that sentence, what bloody language am I using!?
:eek:
Originally posted by Serpent
[B]
LOL. âDefile his foodâ.
What would you have done, if youâd had the nerve? [/B]
I guess I could have wiped my bum with the bread roll.
Realistically the worst I probably could have done was spit in his food. He wouldnât have known.
[edit] Actually, I could have given him extra âmayoâ
Itâs a quiet victory. There was a show on recently with hidden cameras showing what some people did in places like that. Pretty horrible stuff!
My favourite was the guy that was bringing a tray of spaghetti to a service counter and he dropped it. So he scraped it all up into a pile with the edge of his shoe and the shovelled it back into the tray with his hands and put it out onto the display! Classic!
I once watched a manager spit in a copperâs dinner.
The reason I couldnât do anything to the copperâs food was that I reasoned that as crappy as it was, he was just doing his job. And I was speeding pretty badly too
Originally posted by joedoe
[B]I once watched a manager spit in a copperâs dinner.
The reason I couldnât do anything to the copperâs food was that I reasoned that as crappy as it was, he was just doing his job. And I was speeding pretty badly too [/B]
Yeah, I hear ya. Itâs a crappy thing to do.
But I still laugh when I think of the bobby sipping from the mouse mug!