Caught the little *******s in my easter basket!!
Hold on everybody this could be one wild ride.
I am waiting for a reference to an ex-girlfriend or their current boyfriend
dude, clean up, and get some traps…
GOT ONE!!!
Sniped the little ******* as he entered an almost empty jar of peanutbutter I layed on the floor! Of course I shot the jar too but…
I think I will only pump it up 1 time from now on, 12 was a bit over kill I think.
The gun was rated at 880 fps at 8 pumps, I’m sure 12 is over 1000 fps.
As for traps, no good. I did that and got all the adults already. What is left are juviniles that are too light to spring the traps.
I actually caught three of them by hand, and I am holding them prisinor in a 10 gallon tank we normally use to hold food for my daughter’s snake. They are too small to feed off though, I got’s to grow em a bit before they will be a good meal!!
I am also befreinding some of the local alley cats. When they are comfortable, I’ll let them in to hunt too!!
You MIGHT be a redneck(or Texan) if…
Awesome dude! Atleast you don’t have squirrels in your house. They make a BIG mess. I’ve heard several horror stories about them. One where it go so bad they tried shooting them with .22s. Apparently they didn’t die right away and went ape **** all over the place and left blood all over the curtins, etc.
-Will
my friend
how can i put this gently
you have officially…(as they say ) “Lost It”
do not pass go
do not collect 200 dollars
lock yourself away now
and stay away from children and small animals.
Speaking of squirrles, I befreind them in the spring, and they come into my house every year to be hand fed while I watch TV. then they go back outside to scamper around free. They are the best pets in the world, as they totally care for themselves!.
One of these days a rabid one is going to come and visit you.
-Will
holy freaking crap… RD, you’ve reached a new high!
Note to self, avoid Downers Grove next time I’m in the Chicago area. haha j/k
Your starting to remind me of the rednecks in Southern Illinois. I’ve got a friend that lives inbetween Paducah KY and Carbondale IL.(for you party animals in IL you probably know about Carbondale and SIU). So I drive out there from redneckville East Tennessee expecting rural Illinois. What I found were more rednecks there than here. Technically that’s yankee teritory also, it’s across the Ohio. We went to a local joint to have a few beers and I swear, I saw more mullets and wet hair gel there than I ever did when I lived in Alabama.
Woohooo! I’ll be in Carbondale this Friday to PARTY!
-Will
Until you realise:
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It is not good for the “wildlife”
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They are ****ting in you house…
Something tells me you will be reincarnated as a mouse!!
Oh yeah…and get some professional help. :eek:
Until you realise:
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It is not good for the “wildlife”
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They are ****ting in you house…
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Actually, they really don’t. Now a Puppy one the other hand, now you talking MESS!!
Also, since we tore down the wild, built lots of buildings, and then paved and sidewalked the rest to death, mowed out and all but exticted the natural and widely diverse fauna for a single solitary plant (grass) solely becasue we like to walk on it when we have unnaturally cut it shorter than God designed it to grow, there really ain’t no wild for the life anymore anyway.
Thanks Guys for the laugh
I have serious issues. Now for once I feel like I 'm at home… with the other mental inmates. Thank you Royal Dragon.
Your welcome!!
ROFL!!! LMAO!!! Choking on my own saliva…
Dude, the little ones need glue traps. A large glue trap will get at least 8.
theres also those boxes you can get that only let them get in and not out.
i have 5 cats, two dogs, and a snake so i should never have to worry about mice.