THIS IS SO COOL-HAD TO SHARE! Thanks to Wenshu for finding this!!!
“You dont know how so you call it fake. According to you guys, Bill Gates and Warren Buffet are fake too, because you guys can never make as much money as they do. This old lady is definitely the real deal. Chinese kong fu has a long history, Zhang Sanfeng was over 100 years old and still the master of heroes, every morning he had his one pillar propping up the sky [boner]. In modern times we had Bruce Lee, who inherited the glorious tradition of Chinese kung fu, and created the one inch punch, where within a distance of one inch a person can be sent flying. Look at those boxers like Mike Tyson who throws punches like crazy and at most can only knock people down, so stupid. If he had learned the one inch punch, hed be able to send people flying with a punch, but Tyson grew in the slums, so he didnt know about Bruce Lee. We are all children under the red flag [national flag of China], who have the opportunity to learn taiji one inch punch, so why not learn it and instead constantly questioning it? During Those who have the time to question it, Master Yan Fang in the video has already received many students to teach them her skills making money to raise her family. Are those students who spent money to learn from her all fools”
Should post the whole thing.
I like this one.
I picked “real kung fu”. If there wasn’t a bit of real kung fu, could they have been able to jump so high? If there wasn’t a bit of real kung fu, could they have screamed so rapturously? If there wasn’t a bit of real kung fu, could they have thrown themselves without laughing??
Will you call me anti-TCMA if I say her stuff is fake?
What’s with the non-sequitors?
Insulting Mike Tyson’s punches is ridiculous. That man could knock a head clean off.
Just knock people down? Are you ****ing kidding me? Mike ****ing Tyson?
Fake on that single account alone.
[QUOTE=YouKnowWho;1187379]Will you call me anti-TCMA if I say her stuff is fake?[/QUOTE]
:mad: She is not fake and you don’t know anything about internal power. Look at how her explosive qi sends multiple opponents flying all at once.
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNDM1OTAxMzk2.html
:rolleyes:
Bruce Lee did not invent the one inch punch.
When we have a TCMA woman like her, we don’t need MMA guys to attack TCMA.
more craptacularity…
[SIZE=“5”]dang, i hate THIS more than SHAOLIN DO!!![/SIZE]!
Here is another demo of grandmaster Yan Fang: http://v.ku6.com/show/bhZH7sfbGXXtpQvHPEZYQA…html
At first she does it on her disciples and they go flying then the reporter wants to try it but he won’t move. The Grandmaster explains that it’s because the disciples aren’t relaxed enough and more importantly because the reporter doesn’t know Tai Chi. :rolleyes:
Anyway I haven’t laughed so hard for ages.
I saw someone demo crap like this more than 20 years ago, when I lived in Taiwan. Except it was a middle-aged or old man. And his students would jump/bounce away in exactly the same way. Of course, it was “too deadly” to demonstrate on non-students.:rolleyes:
Also in Taiwan, a group of us went with our Mantis teacher to a “qigong” show, held in an indoor arena in Taipei. The place was packed, unlike the CMA competition which preceded it. Our teacher said it’s BS, but wanted us to see it for entertainment value. Some people in the audience were acting weird. Then a guest master from Japan, a heavy-set, bearded old guy in a suit, went onto the floor and waved his hands, facing each direction. A large number of people in the arena started acting like they were convulsing, hyperventilating, some rolled around in the aisles and made funny noises. None of us were affected nor felt anything at all. It was embarrassing, actually.
As far as I could tell, there was no actual qigong there at all. I also remember some foreign fighters that stayed after the tournament to watch, who were also unaffected and were smirking or laughing. It must have been worse than expected, because afterwards, our teacher was angry and said he felt it made Chinese people look ridiculous in front of foreigners.
I really don’t understand who would give this type of nonsense any credibility at all.
[QUOTE=xinyidizi;1187412]
At first she does it on her disciples and they go flying then the reporter wants to try it but he won’t move. The Grandmaster explains that it’s because the disciples aren’t relaxed enough and more importantly because the reporter doesn’t know Tai Chi. :rolleyes:
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Then why the heck would you want to learn tai chi if that would enable that weak arse old lady to beat you up?
[QUOTE=Jimbo;1187413]I also remember some foreign fighters that stayed after the tournament to watch, who were also unaffected and were smirking or laughing. It must have been worse than expected, because afterwards, our teacher was angry and said he felt it made Chinese people look ridiculous in front of foreigners.
I really don’t understand who would give this type of nonsense any credibility at all.[/QUOTE]
Fighters already give TCMA no credibility. It’s only a matter of time before TCMA will only be practiced by a small fringe group of whackos and Chinese preservationists.
Fabulous.
Well, it would appear that P. T. Barnum is still correct…
Finally watched the vid. I’ve seen this before, only it was an old dude and his students faking it.
I can’t help but think it looked almost like a bit of a party, and everyone was just messing around, pretending to be thrown about by her. Everyone was smiling and laughing. I don’t know whether or not this was meant to be taken seriously, or just ****ing weird Asian humor.
The video on Chinasmack is a serious baishi ceremony for her retarded students. There are too many charlatans in the taiji world. There was another much more serious case a while back. The guyHuang Zhongda tricked Chen Xiaowang into using his name and then started his own cult:
When the student is ready the teacher appears.
The same is true of stupid lazy minded people looking for super powers because they don’t want to work with the dharma they are in.
So charlatans appear to appease and convince the stupid lazy minded people and they all join in with the super ultra cluster f*ck and then try to convince you of their reality because others believe too!
This is how control systems are created People! It’s in the Bible!
If you ever see someone openly demonstrating this, step up, volunteer and do your worst. You’ll be doing the world a favour.
[QUOTE=David Jamieson;1188089]
If you ever see someone openly demonstrating this, step up, volunteer and do your worst. You’ll be doing the world a favour.[/QUOTE]
Hear, hear!!!
That was funny sh!t. Props to weibuo for making it a laughingstock. That community is actually getting to be a pretty cool place.