Gosh…the board is in some kind of weird state of equilibrium right now and we haven’t had a good ol’ fashioned flame war in awhile.
Come’on people…somebody say something really lame or insulting. 
:rolleyes: 
apparently you haven’t been over to the thread stated by cam…
Kung fu is too deadly for the ring…
awesome, now you can scare taichibob with your avatar too Panquan!
I thought I would start the human cloning process early.
I don’t mind seeing Miss Liang duplicated. I could use a couple of her…
thats fun..
whats with this? they have the same set up.
The same setup as what you @ss, gawd you’re so dumb it hurts my brain just to think about it…oooh wait, sorry I started to get in the spirit of the thread.
LOL, [SIZE=7]ASSWIPE[/SIZE]
MY helen is way more hot than yours.
You rang??? :rolleyes:
- Wing Chuan guys should not expose their elbow during Bon Shou.
- XingYi guys should not move front leg before the back leg (half stepping).
- Bagua guys should not cross their legs during circle walking.
- Taiji guys have no legs.
- SC guys have no ground fight.
- SC is just bad Judo.
- Modern Wushu is worthless SHI*.
- Boxing guys don’t know locks.
- Judo guys don’t know kicks.
- TKD guys don’t know throws.
- Aikido guys don’t know punches.
- Internal MA = push people away.
- CMA came from Karate. 5000 years ago a Japanese guy name Yamamoto went to China and taught Chinese how to fight.
- Don’t try to pull me down to the ground. I do bite and I have spikes ring on.
- CMA is for killing and MMA is for sport.
- I don’t play sport and I don’t fight fair.
- No group fights training in MMA.
- Only gays like “ground fight”.
- Why push people away if you can knock him out right under your feet?
- If you can’t beat him with fist then beat him with knife. If you can’t beat him with knife then beat him with gun.
- Rules? CMA has no rules.
Is there anybody that I have not insulted yet?
My lineage is the best, and pwns all other martial arts. It is too deadly for the ring.
TCMA is too deadly for cage fighting, oh and anyhow the real masters dont fight because they are beyond that.
yeah man its cos i taken a bit of a break you knwo
hurt my feelings
but i can start another lil flame war
just bring in more women and i can start offending them at random
but on mentioning lineages… you do know that the ONLY TRUE lineage of Christianism is the Roman Catholic Church, right?
All you others are a bunch of fakes
I feel disgusted in the presence of you dirty protestants (left wingers)
C’mon, you can do better than that.
For instance [ahem!]
The thing with Wing Chun is, if you just turn it sideways, you’ll notice it’s a cheap ripoff of just about any other generic Southern Kung Fu.
This just proves that Yip Man didn’t really teach anybody anything solid. It was a gag to make money in a new place, that’s all.
And he had to, because he had such an expensive opium habit.
You can tell, also, that he didn’t know anything about internal arts because he died of cancer from all the drug use.
He probably saw it all in the movies or something. That’s why Bruce Lee rocked in the film biz, 'cuz he was in on the gag from day one.
Which just goes to prove that Bruce Lee had the true “lineage”, whatever that’s worth.
See? Simple.
Anyhow. I was thinking of starting a thread entitled “Which kung fu style is usually the most Dumba$$?” Whatchya think?
Shaolin-Do is not a legitimate martial art
I’ll try:
I CLUB BABY SEALS!
-Will
Your flame-fu is weak.
Oh, and wimmen can’t fight, as long as I’m here.