Attention Engaged Couples!!! And Those Planning To Get Engaged!!!
We are casting a new reality series for a major network.
Are you or someone you know engaged to be married? Starting to plan the Big
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For further information, please contact:
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Die Spam :mad:
what the hell, this forum is getting spammed now?!
i think they should make a reality show about me.
call the hotline and complain
how about a reality show about me punching you GDA? Here’s what I envision:
Camera follows you around on a daily basis, everywhere, even the places normal reality TV wouldn’t go, like the bathroom and your bedroom during the act.
At random intervals I will punch you. The time, timing, location, target on your body and so on will be completely random and a total surprise to everyone, even you and possible even me!
The kicker will be in Season 2 of “The Puncher” when I not only punch you at random, but punch people you end up coming into contact with, either on purpose or by accident (Except of course your little girl).
To increase the tension I won’t always come flying out from off screen screaming to throw my punch, sometimes I’ll just hang around. I won’t say anything, or get in your way generally, I’ll just be there so the viewers wil keep their eyes glued to teh screen, wondering when I’m going to punch next, and what your reaction is gonna be this time.
Also, you can’t respond with violence. You can respond by running away, or throwing your nekked wife at me - of course in Season 2 this could end up with her getting punched - or pleaing for your life, or atleast for me to not deliver my mighty blow at that time.
I just spam their email. its fun. I give them hate mail.
Of course guy we could be taking this post entirely wrong. It just might be a show about couples who get to kick the crap out of each other - either other teams or just each other. You never know.
Attention Engaged Martial Artists!!!
We are casting a new reality series for a major network.
Are you or someone you know engaged to be married? Do you and your spouse start off the day with a nice ass-kicking session? Does crossing hands with your beloved put you in the mood? Do you have a huge family throwdown planned for Big
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You might be right for our show!
For further information, please contact:
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I have this feeling that this ad would get a big response from my home state of Kentucky 
i think we should do it red.
the puncher will be best reality show ever.
season 2 will also be better because by then ill flinching all the time for no apparent reason which will be amusing for everyone.
Yo, what’s going on with our forums?
First off, someone from moreno valley with the description of having “baby blue eyes” in his profile is looking for someone to “supposedly” train with. From Moreno Valley? All you have to do is tilt your head back and sniff.
Now this nonsense! Get rid of it mods. NASTY!NASTEEEEEEEE!
In protest, I am posting my homage to Rodney Dangerfield in the friday joke section.
mickey
Awesome! and people will be like “Why does that dude keep punching the guy with terret’s syndrome?”
Also we can have the dude in your avatar sort of hang out, like that midget from Jack@ss
in before lock 
If bacon or midgets are mentioned in the show I am suing for copyright infringment.
Well bacon or midgets may not actually ever be mentioned, but we’ll have a midget as a sort of comical mascott, cause the little guys are funny, especially when they’re making fun of GDA, or in the 2nd season, anyone else who get’s hit.
But speaking of the second season, Ewallace, if GDA decides he wants to have Bacon, we can make sure you’re in the shot when he does (So you I can hit you while you’re there)
What are you going to hit me with…a cartwheel?
If you’re lucky!
we could always use a new reality show! :rolleyes:
I guess people forgot how to write stories in the TV industry.
Man, I think they got nothing but a team of bacon samich eatin midgets comin up with this crap.
Lewis Black had the idea for the single best reality show though. It’s one where anna nicole smith takes a dump on joan rivers, the rest writes itself!
Is there flan? 'Cause if there’s flan, I’m there.