[QUOTE=unkokusai;886617]Oh yes, and I’m sure you turn all green and the rest… [/quote]i’d like to be sorry your life is so boring.
If you want to play ‘badass,’ then go get some actual skills and stop hiding behind your theory-boy bullshit.
yeah, sure, um, ok… i’ve posted directions to my doorstep… feel free to come by for a free lesson.
wouldn’t it be cool to lock a thread so only Kevin Huang and Uki could post in it, and watch them go back and forth? :eek:
[QUOTE=lkfmdc;886632]wouldn’t it be cool to lock a thread so only Kevin Huang and Uki could post in it, and watch them go back and forth? [/QUOTE]yeah because you are a lying piece of carp sh!t when it comes to [b]ignore[/b] on the forums, besides your job security might be at odds with my approach to self-defense… people can only adhere to rules and regulations for so long, afterall it is the intent and reason people fight that affects the outcome of the confrontations… it would be most wise to leave your financial and egotistical troubles at home when posting on a martial arts forum… it adds bad reputation to your fundamentuals…
lawnmower man
[QUOTE=uki;886626]i’d like to be sorry your life is so boring.
yeah, sure, um, ok… i’ve posted directions to my doorstep… feel free to come by for a free lesson.[/QUOTE]
Ok Rudy. None of which changes the fact that you have all but admitted you CANNOT fight and hide behind theories and fantasies.
[QUOTE=unkokusai;886643]Ok Rudy. None of which changes the fact that you have all but admitted you CANNOT fight and hide behind theories and fantasies.[/QUOTE]i await your presence for verification tough guy. 
[QUOTE=uki;886551]
you might be able to judge a book by it’s cover(gotta love all the sex pistols paraphrases recently), but you have to read it entirely to make the final description.[/QUOTE]
Having read all of that, you are right. I am sorry.
Going to shut my mouth and get back to what I have to do. Just found out I have to fight a supposedly tough mother****er next Sat. Amazing how that humbles one and opens them.
What a different a few hours make.
bets to you and your family.
[QUOTE=Ray Pina;886647]Having read all of that, you are right. I am sorry.[/quote]don’t apologize… lessons are learned from mistakes.
Going to shut my mouth and get back to what I have to do. Just found out I have to fight a supposedly tough mother****er next Sat. Amazing how that humbles one and opens them.
it’s all practice…
What a different a few hours make.
with God a day is like a thousand years and a thousand years is like a day.
bets to you and your family.
hope they are in my favour.:p(typo eh?)
[QUOTE=uki;886645]i await your presence for verification tough guy. :)[/QUOTE]
Yes, that is the Rudy way. No one gives enough of a **** about you to bother so you can continue to cling to your fantasies.
Until…
[QUOTE=unkokusai;886656]Yes, that is the Rudy way. No one gives enough of a **** about you to bother so you can continue to cling to your fantasies.
Until…[/QUOTE]exactly my point… no one cares at all.
So good luck with your silly bullshit fantasies, idiot.
[QUOTE=unkokusai;886658]So good luck with your silly bullshit fantasies, idiot.[/QUOTE]so far so good…
[QUOTE=uki;886608]of course… but just pose a threat to my children and my way of life and i will scatter your carcass like a lawnmower.:D[/QUOTE]Interesting analogy: most domestic lawnmowers have safety cut-outs… here’s something for you to try: find a live animal - a goat, chicken, anything - and bite it until you pull some muscle away from some of its bones. I know you’re all about experience and it shouldn’t be too hard for you - if you’re going to be able to have the guts to do that to a grown man who’s fighting back… you know, since it’s for your children you should be able to do at least once a month. You could work your way up to a chimp. They’re as strong or stronger than most people, even an old knackered ex-experimental one, and they should put up more of a fight.
It’s like this, Uki. Your kid has a gash. Bleeding heavily. And you start trying to give her artificial respiration and talking about how you’ve trained artfiicial respiration on birds, flowers, rocks till you’re an expert… on the wrong subject.
If you really value your kids lives and are really worried for some reason that you might have to protect them from an attack (you know, a roving band of wrestlers) stop ****ing about with your fantasy stuff and learn some grappling. Until you do, you are just as useless as people who don’t believe in training MA because they think they’ll never be attacked (although that’s a more tenable position than yours).
I apologise for using nasty imagery. You need a kick in the arse.
While Paul Vunak has made a “career” of biting people ( LOL) and is one of the few that can probably make it work for him, he also has a SLEW of other things he can do, not to mention a solid grappling background.
[QUOTE=Mr Punch;886681]
If you really value your kids lives and are really worried for some reason that you might have to protect them from an attack (you know, a roving band of wrestlers) stop ****ing about with your fantasy stuff and learn some grappling. [/QUOTE]
Not taking sides here, but being armed is about as big an advantage on the people who took wrestling as those who didn’t, and is the best form of defense, imo. A wrestling class, like any empty hand combat, is about the least efficient way to learn to defend one’s self from the kind of threats you are talking about.
Now, since Uki seems to be from the renaissance fair crowd, odds are astronomically good that he carries live steel of some form even at inappropriate times, which, ironically, makes him pretty darn safe compared to the guy hoping to wrestle, punch, or even bite his way out of danger, all of whom would be wise to avoid fighting an armed man unarmed.
Remember, humans with weapons rule the world, humans without get ruled.
[QUOTE=KC Elbows;886696]but being armed is about as big an advantage on the people who took wrestling as those who didn’t, and is the best form of defense…[/QUOTE]Of course, and is completely irrelevant to the famous biting to fend off grapplers in the street argument. But thanks KC, it’s been a while!
If someone is truly interested in self protection and the protection of others then edged and impact weapons, along with firearms, training is crucial.
How do I avoid the heavy hit when I’m closing to grapple?
A few ways: lead in with a punch. Jab or lead hook are good.
Now if the opponent redirects it that’s ok, the punch is mainly just to close the space between you and the person you are sparring with. Follow the punch in for a clinch. From the clinch work to get a stronger position. Depending on the rules of the match you may, or may not, have to watch out for knees at this point. However, now that you have got past the punches, knees or not, you are in a position to apply grappling techniques.
Allternate way to avoid the heavy hit:
Hang back a bit and wait for it. When the striker throws attempt to redirect and flank.
by the way i never said biting was the best or only way to help negate a grappler, it is merely a way to the means of that end… just as clawing, gouging, ripping, tearing, and mutilating exposed limbs and skin. hands are weapons… it’s better to discover all the ones they can turn into.
[QUOTE=uki;886724]by the way i never said biting was the best or only way to help negate a grappler, it is merely a way to the means of that end… just as clawing, gouging, ripping, tearing, and mutilating exposed limbs and skin. hands are weapons… it’s better to discover all the ones they can turn into.[/QUOTE]
I don’t think throwing a hissy fit qualifies as a valid defensive posture.
Usually, that will just get you choked out faster.
Probably in ones best interest to actually learn real counters as opposed to guessing at what might work.
But this has been said several times here already.
[QUOTE=David Jamieson;886726]I don’t think throwing a hissy fit qualifies as a valid defensive posture.
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Too awesome for words !!