Challange

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I believe my style is superior and would like to accept challenges how do i start this?

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[QUOTE=Keng Lee;1095764]I believe my style is superior and would like to accept challenges how do i start this?[/QUOTE]

I believe that if you go on like this, you are going to get banned!

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Challanges

I am accepting challenges

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[QUOTE=Keng Lee;1095764]I believe my style is superior and would like to accept challenges how do i start this?[/QUOTE]

  1. go to local zoo

  2. strip naked

  3. apply steak sauce to yourself liberally

  4. find lion house

  5. scale wall

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[QUOTE=Keng Lee;1095766]I am accepting challenges[/QUOTE]

OK. I challenge you to a spelling match!

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[QUOTE=taai gihk yahn;1095768]1) go to local zoo

  1. strip naked

  2. apply steak sauce to yourself liberally

  3. find lion house

  4. scale wall[/QUOTE]

And lets hope that the lyon turns out to be a kinky one and rapes him first, before eating him!

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shut up…

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i will challenge u if you sign my paper!

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[QUOTE=Keng Lee;1095772]shut up…[/QUOTE]

Hey, no one “said” anything. I swear to you. We were just typing words…

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[QUOTE=Keng Lee;1095773]i will challenge u if you sign my paper![/QUOTE]

Are we talking about a newspaper or an exam paper. You really have to be specific, because this is the internet and things get misunderstood…

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[QUOTE=Keng Lee;1095773]i will challenge u if you sign my paper![/QUOTE]

no one ever told you not to post when drunk?

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What style are you representing that needs validation for effectiveness, Keng Lee?

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Woah! (post #9).

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Southern Shaolin Golden Monkey Kung Fu my teacher was a real shaolin monk

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[QUOTE=Keng Lee;1095780]Southern Shaolin Golden Monkey Kung Fu my teacher was a real shaolin monk[/QUOTE]

Do you use bananas as weapons of choice?

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i will challange bear hands if u sign my paper

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my teacher is Fung Wu! who did u learn from my teacher is the real kung fu yours not real Fung Wu was a shaolin monk! he mastered the real stuff!

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[QUOTE=Keng Lee;1095788]i will challange bear hands if u sign my paper[/QUOTE]

Bear hands?:confused:

I thought you said that you did Monkey style?

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[QUOTE=Keng Lee;1095780]Southern Shaolin Golden Monkey Kung Fu my teacher was a real shaolin monk[/QUOTE]

Look, before this goes any further, here’s the thing: if you want to troll the forum, that’s great - everyone here loves a good troll (in fact, if you search John Takeshi, Shaolin Poetry or judo katana, you will get some excellent examples); but frankly, and don’t take this the wrong way, you suck at it; you need to come up with something a little (ok, a lot) better - granted, your whole Golden Monkey thing was cute at first, but it got old, it’s done; as a follow-up, this whole “challange” thread is pretty sub-standard;

check out Foiling Fist’s post about “internal power” - see, that’s good trolling because it seems serious (well, actually, he might actually BE serious, which is frightening, but anyway), and sits in that limbo zone where you don’t quite know what to do with it; your, OTOH, easily fits into the “obvious trolling” category, or, if not, the 'bat sh1t crazy" one, which is already kinda filled up due to CYMac’s lunacy of the past week;

raise the bar, grasshopper, raise the bar…

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you stop picking on me!!! whats your problem your a nobody know one knows who your are!!