Black Belt magazine is dumb

Ok, going over this month’s (November), let’s see what the articles are about. I’ll sumarize for you:

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I’m on page 46 and there’s been maybe 6 or 7 one page articles, the rest ads…

pg 46. article on Dan Inosanto (hey look, another Bruce Lee refrence in a Martial Arts magazine). I mean, the article is about Dan, but “Bruce Lee” appears in every paragraph.

pg 53. I shite you not, this article is about how to use a spinning backfist in a fight. If anyone has this issue, look at the sequence in page 56, photos 5 and 6. This guys is a NHB champion? That technique wouldn’t work on a white belt TKD guy.

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Now the big one:

pg 68. David Carradine Seriously. I don’t want to read about how he’s traveling now spreading nine palms mantis or whatever the crap he does is called. What is this wasting 6 pages of my magazine? I think I’d prefer ads to this.

pg 74. 6 Hapkido Baiting Techniques. I guess this was ok.

super joint suppliment ad
t-shirt ad

Knife article

Hidden moves in kata article

Sambo article. Oops, sorry, American Sambo article.

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“kenpo man” ad. now there’s a gay looking dummy.
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“scars” weight lifting for MA’s ad
“wanna be a private investigator?” ad
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a few continuations of articles, on the same pages as more ads
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Well, at least I learned how to fight with a spinning backfist.

Iron

“Kenpo Man”? Is that “Doc” LaTourette’s ad?

Black Belt…they had such promise once upon a time. Then disco went out…

We are trained in wushu; we must protect the Temple!

I don’t know who LaTourette is.

This one says “David German 10th Degree Black Belt.” Also www.taikenpo.com

oooh, 10th degree black belt. Guys I’m scared.

Iron

You don’t know LaTourette, The SPEED Man who claims to be able to hit somewhere around 12 times a second? C’mon man! :smiley:

It’s cool…from things I have heard, we may be better off not knowing him. I never met the guy but know people to used to train with him.

We are trained in wushu; we must protect the Temple!

LOL

Inside >Kung Fu sux too

                    ~K~

“maybe not in combat… but think of the chicks man, the chicks!”

Wha…???

If he is a Kenpo guy, why is he wearing a Tae Kwon Do uniform? :confused:

I thought Kenpo black belts wore black uniforms because they “earned the right to do so”.

Any edification appreciated!

We are trained in wushu; we must protect the Temple!

Oh the speed man. Yeah. Uh… i don’t KNOW him personally, but I’ve seen his ads. I almost ordered one when I was in like 9th grade. Heh, good thing I didn’t.

Come on guys lets all go practice that NHB winning spinning backfist technique!!!

The book store I usually get magazines at stopped carrying any of the martial arts ones a few months back. Every once in a while, I’m like “That sucks. I want my kung fu fix.”

Then, I actually get a copy of one of them, and I understand again. The kung fu mags could not get any worse at this point(IMHO). All ads, no content, and hardly any kung fu worth mentioning. Of course, its my understanding that that is how it goes, you might get a quality mag for a year or two, but then the publishers put their money on some fishing magazine or something, and your kung fu mag is stuck pandering to the advertisers.

YES! The deadly spinning backfist which has resulted in KO’s in every mixed martial arts competition EVER! I’m there!

We are trained in wushu; we must protect the Temple!

Yeah, I bought a copy of BBM, the 40th anniversary issue. I thought it was the issue with the article by Don Cunningham (it was wrapped in a bag, and I wasnt allowed to open it), so I took my chance and bought it. Failed. And I will never buy another issue again. I might look at that issue tomorrow before I go to work (or while I am at work) to see the article about the spinning backfist and Hapkido stuff.

PHILBERT

Yes, that’s right, the best Kung Fu magazine available today is the same that runs this forum!

Very little in the way of annoying crud and plenty of interesting stories and substance to the mag overall.

Kung Fu /QiGong magazine is where you will get your value in Kung fu magazine news, reviews, pics and history!

It’s my favourite now make it yours! :smiley:

Sounds like I’m kidding, but I’m not, it is a really good magazine and I prefer it over all the others for Kung Fu content.

peace

Kung Lek

Martial Arts Links

believe it or not
i landed a spinning backfist in a street fight and almost ko’d the guy. he gave up after i hit him with it. this was back when i was a begginner.

For years, religion did nothing but divide. (killa priest)

Religion is like a prison for the seekers of wisdom. (killa priest)

I wish the price wasn’t so high, but I really like the Journal of Asian Martial Arts.

JWT

If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that the villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. MOV

Shonnie Carter KO’d Matt Serra in the UFC with a spinning backhand (He landed 2!). Bas Rutten busted Frank Shamrock upside the head with one (open hand, though because of Pancrase rules). He didn’t KO him, but it sure stopped Shamrock from moving in for the takedown. I practice it all the time on my heavy bag, and I’ve also seen it land in some amateur Kick Boxing matches (the guy that landed it was just plain sloppy and fat, but when he threw that backfist…BAM!)

It’s a good tactic for people who think you’re low roundhouse kick is just way off, and causing you to turn your back to them. That’s not how I use it, but that’s how I see it land all the time. I personally attack low, and spin out high with either an open backhand, or a chop. Unless it’s the heavy bag, then I include the back fist in my options. after all, I don’t want to hurt my partners if I get too lazy to control my techniques (although my brother is the “Van Damme” of the group with no control…oh wait, that’s only when we’re making movies).

Jaguar Wong

HA! I defy you! 2 documented matches does not a deadly technique make! :stuck_out_tongue:

Besides, it’s Friday…I was joking! Sheesh…

We are trained in wushu; we must protect the Temple!

jwt- I agree J.A.M.A is a great thing too, but it is only quarterly, more like a book than a mag and it costs way too much! 29.95 cdn, yeesh!

I flip through it at the store :), if it has a definite keeper then I buy, but I don’t mind dropping 5 or 6 bucks on KFQG every issue.

peace

Kung Lek

Martial Arts Links

silumkid,
LOL. I’m not trying to angrily prove you guys wrong. Black Belt does suck :eek: I was just saying that it’s not a totally stupid technique. It’s not a guaranteed fight ender, but it sure does catch them off guard.

Jaguar Wong

Kung Lek,
Hey, I think Pepsi is looking for a new spokesperson. “This is Kung Lek for Pepsi, the only cola with jing!” :smiley:

Jaguar,

I hear ya…when I was still in Karate I actually had a pretty mean one. We had a technique that was called “Cutting the Pagoda” that finished with it. Pretty wicked.

We are trained in wushu; we must protect the Temple!

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