Actually, I taught Chris a whole series of special Chi KUng postures…
Lo Han accepts a red envelope
Immortal drinks double Latte
Furry Weasal jumps in a hole
Giant Bear drops chi in forest…
real secret stuff :eek:
Lol. Reminds me of a particularly eventful weekend.
My Sifu knows that one…
As i said before, all sytles tend to have a punch, but they are not the same style just becuase they close a fist and hit people. Shuai chiao may have takedowns, but Cung Le has been doing american folkstyle wrestling since he was a kid. He represents wrestling.
He started participating in CMA? You said san shou was just a format. Or a set of rules? He is beating you at your own game using TKD and wrestling. This is not becuase TKD is superior. It is becuase TKD and wrestling are DESIGNED for a sport setting. Ever see him do a flying scissors takedown? that’s from TKD. But many times he ends up on his back and the other guy is able to stand up before him. Not very wise in the street.
The ha gow tin stacking I deny any responsibility for… it’s clearly a genetic trait from “your people”… you just weren’t aware they were “your people” until you were an adult 
The sclaes? Well, can you fly yet? get back to me when you can fly!
Oh, regarding OCD, do you know that they have diagnosed the nerological sydrome that causes it (originates it), and like all latin long names it has an acronym
P.A.N.D.A.S
Pandas!
So blame Ling Ling of Xing xing for it!
Wait, did you say you LOST the urge to stack?
Don’t sit there, go to the ER immediately! And if something starts sticking out of you lower abdomen, grab a knife and take a deep breath
Well it is true that different styles create power differently - but no one owns particular techniques. I mean what is the difference between a double leg takedown in shuai chiao and a double leg takedown in american folk wrestling? I don’t know shuai chiao - maybe they create power or move in a different way than folk style american wrestling. As for the scissors takedown there is one exactly like it in the koy moon/opening the door form of northern shaolin.
Maybe Cung Le had a san shou coach that taught him i- that’s what I was trying to say before. If not I still don’t care because he is promoting san shou and in the long run that will help people in CMA - it will give them a sport to do on the side - a place where they can test things because it allows grappling. So if CMA is suffering because it lacks this place for testing and sport it will be helped by san shou.
I don’t need to see anyone come forward to vindicate CMA in san shou. But if you do then good for you. San shou gives CMA people an alternative to the UFC events. I’m happy about that.
When real kung fu is mastered, no can defend
you learn to levitate and double kick
like this
Hi Chris,
Scenario 1:
Cat (Troll) puts out bait:
“The world is flat!!!”
Response:
Result: Cat plays alone!!
Scenario 2:
Cat (Troll) puts out bait: “The world is flat!!”
Tiger (Educated, Articulate, Mature): Eratosthenes of Cyrene in approximately the year 220 B.C. estimated the diameter of the earth by measuring the angle of the shadow of the sun down two wells in Egypt and using simple geometry…..
Result: Tiger plays with Cat until he gets tired, then goes to sleep!
Scenarios 3:
Cat (Troll) puts out bait: “The world is flat!”
Mouse (Mental Midget, Inarticulate, Immature, Self Appointed Arbiter of Intelligent Comments):
“Hey there Mr. Cat, you’re a Troll!!
Cat: “Well you do realize that there are many besides myself who believe the world is flat!!”
Mouse 1: “Well you’re a poo poo head!!!”
Mouse 2: “Yeah!! What he said!!!”
Mouse 3: Yeah!!! Stupid Cat!!!”
Cat: Here are some links on the net hosted by others who believe the world is flat too!!
Mouse 1: Hey Cat!!! Why don’t you go play with the other poo poo head Cats?”
Mouse 2: “Yeah!! What he said!!!”
Mouse 3: Yeah!!! Stupid Cat!!!”
Result: Cat plays with mice who think they are smarter than the Cat. When Mice try to bite and claw Cat he bats them around until he gets tired and then goes to sleep!
In a few days Cat comes back:
Cat: America didn’t really go to the moon! It was all done in a Hollywood Studio!!!
Mouse (Mental Midget, Inarticulate, Immature, Self Appointed Arbiter of Intelligent Comments):
“Hey there Mr. Cat, you’re a Troll!!
Cat: “Well you do realize that there are many besides myself who believe the world is flat!!”
Mouse 1: “Well you’re a poo poo head!!!”
Mouse 2: “Yeah!! What he said!!!”
Mouse 3: Yeah!!! Stupid Cat!!!”
Cat: Here are some links on the net hosted by others who believe the world is flat too!!
Mouse 1: Hey Cat!!! Why don’t you go play with the other poo poo head Cats?”
Mouse 2: “Yeah!! What he said!!!”
Mouse 3: Yeah!!! Stupid Cat!!!”
Result: Cat plays with mice who think they are smarter than the Cat. When Mice try to bite and claw Cat he bats them around until he gets tired and then goes to sleep!
Over and over and over and over and over again!!
[SIZE=4]Those mice sure are smart!!! I want to be one when I grow up!![/SIZE]
The world is flat.
Here’s a link to others that think the world is flat too: Flat Earth Society
Hi Chris,
Tiger (Educated, Articulate, Mature)
Watches silly Mouse toyed with by Cat.
“Hey Mouse, you know you are being made a fool of by that Cat! He is having his way with you and in your foolishness you think you are having your way with him!”
Mouse (Mental Midget, Inarticulate, Immature, Self Appointed Arbiter of Intelligent Comments)
Constantly played with and tormented by Cat, Mouse becomes deranged and confused! No longer knowing up from down, right from left he digs deep into his reservoir of big vocabulary words and deep thinkingness and comes up with his newest killer insult:
“Shut up stupid Tiger! You’re just a poo poo head!!”
Tiger (Educated, Articulate, Mature)
Thinking to himself, “Silly Mouse”, Tiger shakes his head and takes a nap!!
___________________________________________
Just so you know how lame and predictable your last two responses were, I wrote mine before I even read yours!
If you don’t like Trolls how about you stop acting like one yourself!!!
I’m going to take a nap!!!
Scott
Time to change your sig line
the training is complete :rolleyes:
did i start all this???
woopsie…
This is all extremely funny.
i am any personality that has over 100 posts.
so you want to get me banned ha. well T.T.T.H!!!
what is T. T. T. H. mean ?
talk to the hand
now: you’re novice troll food perhaps beginning to wake up.
he’s from david chen’s school in hawaii. plus some other techniques added in for spice.