Anybody nearby?

Does anyone want to meet and train in maryland? Maybe just do some sparring or just meet and talk if you don’t want to spar.

I have done trolling in the past here but i didn’t feel like creating a new account. Any style you do doesn’t matter. I would like to train with a kung fu person since i’ve only met 1 kung fu person my whole life and he wasn’t really kung fu, he was san shou which adopts western fighting techniques such as boxing, wrestling.

I know merryprankster is in maryland. Do you still post here merryprankster? Apoweyn lives in maryland. If any of you guys still post here then reply to this post. People who live in maryland who want to train for a few hours or something reply.

i did some bare knuckle sparring with shaolin tiger but i got kinda bloody just from a few minor cuts. And i cut my hand.

This doens’t have to be like when i met shaolin tiger. We can just wrestle or do soft contact or not spar at all.

Who are you and what did you do with Rolls?

I smell a new trolling set-up. Look at it like a jab. He feints with a serious sounding post, then smacks you upside the head with an unexpected troll!

How’s the video and computer game training going, Ralek?

I’ve missed you Ralek. :smiley:

curious??

so u got pretty cut up in ur meetin w/ shaolintiger… hmm… so why exactly do u want to spar another kung fu cat? what exactly are u tryin to learn? if u wanna “spar” no contact, go check out a local karate school… if u wanna “spar” soft contact, go to a local TKD school..if u wanna “spar” full-contact, muay thai is fun to mess w/. if u wanna jus “wrestle” around, i’m sure there’s some good BJJ schools around. when u wanna really throw down, then give one of us a holla.. i would come “train” with you but it wouldnt be much of a trainin session if u wanna learn combat, it jus be a quick confrontation that would be over within a few seconds w/ one of us walkin away. but that’s jus w/ the true kung fu cats. now if u wanna learn, join shaolintiger’s school. i think u got off pretty lucky in that he didnt jus pummel u like he could have quickly. chew on that before u think about really “sparrin” any more of us lil “kung fu people.”

“brazilian jiu-jitsu is superior!”- ralek

Actually, Shaolin Tiger is a BJJ Blue belt and a Judo devotee now.

Mysteri, there are several decent fighting events in your area-- Fire and Ice and Excalibur come immediately to mind. If you want to “throw down,” you can try there. You’ve boxed so I know you’re used to getting hit :slight_smile:

Ralek, Ap, me and No_know are likely to get together and train sometime in the near future. Do you have a specific time frame and location in mind? We’re actually looking for a venue and I am willing to travel a bit.

Yes Mysteri. I am the one who pulled Shaolin tiger over to the BJJ side. Cuts are no big deal. And he had his share of cuts and i think i might have knocked his tooth out but i’m not sure. His mouth was really bloody with blood spitting out. But he did a round house so hard that i cut my arm when i blocked it.

Merryprankster. I want to come and train with you guys. Where at? When?

Merryprankster. Have you already met No_know? He sounds like a wierd person. Is he wierd in real life too? Is know_no chinese? He sounds like he might be a real chinese kung fu person.

Ralek do u have a car??? We have open sparring at Olympus Racquet and Fitness at 5505 Cheorkee Ave in Alexandria, VA. I’m a very mediocre submission grappler( not BJJ ranked ). On Sundays we have a group around 1pm that trains there NO GI. $6 guest fee though…but we normally roll for 2 hours. And u’re welcome to come in and train with US.

LEGEND. I might do that in the future. But first i want to meet with Merryprankster and apoweyn and particuarly Know_no cause he does kung fu.

Mysteri. Do you want to meet and train? I’m sure that you can’t possibly make all fights end quickly. NHB fights prove that sometimes even when groin shots and all that stuff is legal the fight can still last a long time. The boom boom your done theory only works as a sucker punch or against someone who is not very good.

I’m in.

And no, No_Know is not chinese. But he is a kung fu devotee.

Weird? That’s a judgment call for other people to make. He’s unlike anyone I’ve ever met. But I don’t regard that as a weakness, by any means. His speech is as mysterious in person as it is on the internet, but he’s got a sharp mind. I have no doubt of that.

Stuart B.

p.s. I’m in Alexandria now. But as Merryprankster said, we can travel.

The troll’s back and you’re gonna be in trouble…

joy to the world. Now this place will get real loud. Welcome back, troll-boy.

Peace Y’all

i have been…

Looking at these Ralek posts for a long time and i have yet to really understand the fascination with this.
Question: HAs anyone here who IS anyone ever met Ralek and are there pictures or vids of this person in action?
It would seem to me that Ralek wants to meet Kung fu people for the soul purpose of either beating them up with his style to show that his style is superior,OR he is wanting to meet kung fu people for the soul purpose of beating them up to show that his stye is superior.
HMMMM what do you guys think?

                                                            MRTWS

oh boy.

no, i’ve never met ralek. i have met, on several occassions, shaolintiger. and i’ve heard about his meeting with ralek. his description, though slightly less embellished, essentially matches ralek’s description.

“Ralek wants to meet Kung fu people for the soul purpose of either beating them up with his style to show that his style is superior”

OR

“he is wanting to meet kung fu people for the soul purpose of beating them up to show that his stye is superior.”

what am i missing here? that’s the same thing twice, right? or am i overlooking something?

stuart b.

p.s. it’s ‘sole’ purpose, as in ‘the only purpose.’ just for future reference.

Ap, what are you doing next Sunday?

PS–the difference between the first sentence and the last is that one has immeasurably better grammar and spelling than the other. :slight_smile:

next sunday, tom’s in town from rhode island. things may be too busy until after the wedding now. but we’ll see.

stuart b.

No problem man. I’m thinking I might have to go check out the training with Legend!

Yeah, I was thinking precisely the same thing. Right in my backyard, by the sounds of it.

Won’t be able to do it this week, but I’d definitely be up for it soon.

Cool with you, Legend?

Stuart B.

Yo fellas, I’m still waiting to find out about travel to Reston, VA. I think I’ll probably be down there next week, but it’s still up in the air. I only have one stipulation: I can’t go to Maryland. :wink: