Here’s what Andy (Judo Grandmaster) would do to you if you dared to cross him!
http://www.harbrodojo.com/techniques/SideAttackDefense.htm
Who’s laughing now?!?!
D00d! Why didn’t you post the photo of Andy (Judo Grandmaster) using his JUDO KATANA on an unsuspecting n00b?!?!
http://www.harbrodojo.com/techniques/swordattack.htm
Read 'em and weep boys, my Mega-Fist’s m8 is the shiznit!
Pull your sword and attack before the other guy pulls his. Brilliant!
And the simplicity of it all. makes you wonder why nobody ever thought of that before. The guy is a genius.
I wonder if Andy (Judo Grandmaster) is taking disciples?
Be careful not to toy with Mega_Fist too much. His real life name is Jethro and he has this really rich uncle named Jed that he lives with along with his Granny and his cousin Ellie Mae. Mega_Fist is really smart, has completed the 6th grade, and his resume includes at one time or another being a double-knot spy, a brain surgeon, AND an astronaut or soda jerk. He can also ban anyone of us at will since he is really good friends with all the administrators of the forum but he will not since he is bound to the code of Bushido.
Oh, in case you did not know it or have not yet read it on other threads, according to Mega_Fist, his m8 Andy (Judo Grandmaster) claims Wing Chun came to China from Japan where it is known as Judo, which is a really ancient martial art. Let’s see what else, oh yeah, Northern Kung Fu has only kicks and Southern Kung Fu has only hand strikes. Then there is that whole Judo katana thing!
Wow just think of all the smart things I could have learned had I completed the 6th grade and was fortunate enough to have someone like Mega_Fist’s m8 Andy (Judo Grandmaster) training me in the ancient art of Judo.
Oh well, arigoto to Mega_Fist for enlightening us.
BTW according the Mega_Fist (Jethro) “arigoto” is a CHINESE word for “thank you.” I can only surmise that this is a Chinese word that came from the Japanese when they introduced Judo into China and called it Wing Chun. 
RFB
P.S. Do not even try get Jethro started on the battle of Waterloo, he just goes on and on and on about it. Oh wait, maybe Mega-Fist’s name isn’t Jethro, maybe it is really Cliff Claven and he is really a mailman in Boston and he frequents a bar where everyone knows your name and his favorite TV show is Jeopardy. Yeah, that’s it, he must be Cliff Claven!!
Man, you come right out of a comic book!
You’re such a troll dude. Everyone knows Wing Chun comes from Japanese Judo. It’s obvious you’ve never seen any REAL Wing Chun.
You must be a little kid that knows nothing about fighting. I challenge you to fight me at Cooper Park. I’ll be hiding, I mean waiting in my car so I can see how big, I mean scared you are before I decide to kick your a$$ or not.
http://www.harbrodojo.com/techniques/SideAttackDefense.htm
looks like mighty judo swordman is Billy Connoly’s fat brother hehehe
(he was in last samurai, lemmony snickets)
man, why does austin have so many MA wackos? what an embarassment, but i guess every city/town has 'em.
Well Texas in General doesn’t strictly keep it’s whackos contained to only Martial arts.
And in Texas, it’s Marshall Arts by the way. 
Just ask the boys at Crawford!
Andy (Judo Grandmaster) must be very very good. To achieve the title of Judo Grandmaster at such a young age…plus how studly he is, i mean you cant get in much better shape then that.
knife defense. plan to get cut or stabbed, but plan it to be in a place you want it to be in. take the cut for the kill.
his bad as s mullet would knock all of you the hell out!
I saw Lemony Snickets but some things in that movie just made no sense.
Spoilers
Ok, I get why Olaf killed the parents. But why in the world was he setting fires (to be investigated) in the first place? And what was with the mysterious disappearing tattoo?
Are the books clearer?
After reviewing this site I am ready to fight.
Mega-foot
Your current imput is needed.
Bump for fun’s sake.
I am at your service
My service? At your command, good sir. I will try to clear up some of the misunderstandings I’ve seen on this post. I’m sure, since I’m speaking with firsthand knowledge of teh subject, that I’ll be a better resource of information than any of the fools on here. Here goes, and I hope I fulfill my duties:
[QUOTE=SimonM;629646]I saw Lemony Snickets but some things in that movie just made no sense.
Ok, I get why Olaf killed the parents. But why in the world was he setting fires (to be investigated) in the first place? And what was with the mysterious disappearing tattoo?
Are the books clearer?[/QUOTE]
I haven’t any earthly idea.