Really.I mean it. I am sorry for being such a little troll.I decided with the holidays coming up its time to come clean.The real reason i put down kungfu all the time is i cannot handle it.I took a year of shotokan karate.I only got my gold belt.It was to o hard for me.I do like BJJ.I know it will be too hard as well.ShaolinTiger took it easy on me.I was still not good enogh. please accept my apology guys.
Phantom of the Forum:
You are new here and you don’t know how to troll…try again later
No more D, buddy…No more D!- Tenacious D
“Ralek.” with a period. A new member, with only five posts. You are a fake. Nice try at imitating the ‘real’ Ralek’s style though - the sentences beginning with lower case letters, the lack of gaps between the end of one sentence and the start of the next, the rampant spelling and typing errors. But, you are still a fake. Ralek claimed he never even tested for a belt in shotokan, which is another giveaway.
“Ralek.”, like Ralek, should find something better to do with his/her/its time.
I am the Grand Ultimate Silk Pyjama
but i am Ralek.really.Ralek with a period is symbolic.Ralek was not born.Ralek is a period.
i meant i took a year of shotokan.i never even got my yellow belt.yea.thats it.really.
Shut up, idiot. How dare you besmirch the name of Rolls by trying to impersonate him? Don’t you know they burn heretics at the stake for things like that?
K. Mark Hoover
Apology accepted, “Ralek.”
You have my full respect now - or at least until you prove otherwise. Apologizing is what a real KUNG FU MAN would do.
Perhaps one day, I’ll stop by Maryland and show you my style (this is NOT a challenge).
I’m figuring that if it’s not too tough for me to learn, it won’t be too tough for you to learn either.
See you around sometime.
Shiver, impersonator, because when the real Ralek comes he’ll BJJ your azz with his Gracie videos
when me see me.i will be in trouble.
Oh yeah!
That Ralek… :rolleyes:
“Life’s a great Adventure, Mate”
Jacko Jackson
is it just me, :rolleyes:
or would u miss rolls too? 
must be getting sick 
~K~
“maybe not in combat.. but think of the chicks man, the chicks!” – someone on the subject of back-flips in combat –
when ralek comes back he’s gonna be pis5ed off imitating the master troll how dare you !!!
what do bin laden and general custer have in common???
They’re both wondering where the fu(k all of those tomahawks are coming from. - donated by mojo
hey maybe you should change your name from “ralek.” to “***.”
Iron
"Now why the **** would you censor “d.ork?”
Oops, I forgot you can’t say fa’g here. Well, everyone knows that a "f.aggot is actually a bundle of sticks. So if I wanted to talk about a bundle of sticks, no would would be able to see my word. For example, if there was a bundle of sticks outside I couldn’t say “oh, look out the window, there’s a ****** on the ground.”
Iron
"Now why the **** would you censor “d.ork?”
The word isn’t banned because of its homophobic implications. In england, you see, a f@g is a cigarette, and the KFO admins don’t want to encourage smoking.
I am the Grand Ultimate Silk Pyjama
LOL!
LOL!
K. Mark Hoover
I’m gone for a few days and something happens. I have a lot of posts to read to catch up to what’s going on.
I’m the real Ralek. No periods.
Brazilian jiujitsu is superior.
Trolling or not, a good apology is a good apology.
Hate to see a good apology WASTED.
Kung fu sucks. I have nothing to apologize about. I have told the truth. Kung fu sucks. Why would i apologize for that?
My imposter “Ralek.” with a period is the one who apologized.
Brazilian jiujitsu is superior.
Wait, you mean you’re not the person who appologized? :rolleyes:
"Now why the **** would you censor “d.ork?”