Yoga is harder than Kung Fu

I’ve been taking Vinyasa yoga for a few months to rebuild the strength in my injured shoulder and opposite elbow. Holy sh1tballs. I sweat more in there than any martial arts class I’ve ever taken. I’m completely fatigued after a 1-hr class and sore for days after.

It ****es me off when 45 year old women can do crazy handstands and I can’t yet. My shoulder is probably at about 65% and my elbow/forearm is about 85%, so I’m just now getting strong enough to support my weight and hold myself long enough to attempt a decent handstand pose.

On the plus side, I’m the only dude in the class. So all the hot spandex-clad MILFs bring me yogurt, drinks, etc to every class.

[QUOTE=MasterKiller;1235724]I’ve been taking Vinyasa yoga for a few months to rebuild the strength in my injured shoulder and opposite elbow. Holy sh1tballs. I sweat more in there than any martial arts class I’ve ever taken. I’m completely fatigued after a 1-hr class and sore for days after.

It ****es me off when 45 year old women can do crazy handstands and I can’t yet. My shoulder is probably at about 65% and my elbow/forearm is about 85%, so I’m just now getting strong enough to support my weight and hold myself long enough to attempt a decent handstand pose.

On the plus side, I’m the only dude in the class. So all the hot spandex-clad MILFs bring me yogurt, drinks, etc to every class.[/QUOTE]

Anything that you are not used to will be harder than anything you are used to.
I’ve put marathon runners and triathletes puking with some bag routines I do.
Specificity rules.

[QUOTE=sanjuro_ronin;1235739]Anything that you are not used to will be harder than anything you are used to.
I’ve put marathon runners and triathletes puking with some bag routines I do.
Specificity rules.[/QUOTE]

No, I’ve done everything. Even fat girls.

This is way harder.

[QUOTE=MasterKiller;1235740]No, I’ve done everything. Even fat girls.

This is way harder.[/QUOTE]

Even harder than fat chicks??
:eek::eek::eek:

[QUOTE=sanjuro_ronin;1235745]Even harder than fat chicks??
:eek::eek::eek:[/QUOTE]

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I dunno if MK wants pics from his FB posted here… just sayin..

i like yogurt. i think im going to sign up for a yoga class.

[QUOTE=Lucas;1235764]i like yogurt. i think im going to sign up for a yoga class.[/QUOTE]

One must assume that, for MK, the ultimate would be fat chicks DOING Yoga !!
:eek:

[QUOTE=sanjuro_ronin;1235769]One must assume that, for MK, the ultimate would be fat chicks DOING Yoga !!
:eek:[/QUOTE]

Thick…MK likes em thick.

Mmmmm, juicy…

I prefer the thin fitness types, but thick’s ok too.

[QUOTE=MasterKiller;1235775]Thick…MK likes em thick.

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bootyful!!!

I agree with sanjuro_ronin concerning specificity, I’ve been doing yoga since I was 12, and I have never thought of it as being difficult or challenging.

Thats because I paid the ancient one to beat you with a stick when ever you complained, so you eventually began to feel torture as pleasure. you’re welcome.

[QUOTE=MasterKiller;1235724]when 45 year old women can do crazy handstands and I can’t yet. [/QUOTE]
I can’t do what my daughter does, but when I throw her to the east, she won’t dare to fall to the west.

http://imageshack.us/a/img444/1957/nanac.jpg

[QUOTE=YouKnowWho;1235869]I can’t do what my daughter does, but when I throw her to the east, she won’t dare to fall to the west.

http://imageshack.us/a/img444/1957/nanac.jpg[/QUOTE]

very nice. how much?

[QUOTE=Scott R. Brown;1235863]I agree with sanjuro_ronin concerning specificity, I’ve been doing yoga since I was 12, and I have never thought of it as being difficult or challenging.[/QUOTE]

Maybe you guys just had hippy peace love yogis. Mine is a Korean woman, and we all know they are mean.

Yoga and Shaolin

They don’t call you the “Master Lady Killer” for nothing. The 37th Chamber awaits.

[QUOTE=MasterKiller;1235881]Maybe you guys just had hippy peace love yogis. Mine is a Korean woman, and we all know they are mean.[/QUOTE]

What? Yoga from a Korean woman? That’s like learning kung fu from a white guy :stuck_out_tongue: