The last question is the best.
IronFist
I’m Bender. Rock on! With blackjack! And hookers!
Survey Says…
Check it out, you’re an ABC Warrior!
In bars frequented by colossal death robots, you’re always the quiet guy at the back who no-one ever bothers. And for good reason. You’ve fought in several nuclear wars, could beat the sun in a staring match, and have a chin larger than many articles of furniture. Morals are not a concept you understand, but strangely enough, nobody ever questions your judgement. Usually because they’re dead. Even Judge Dredd wets himself when you turn up. Grrrr.
LOL
I’m Optimus Prime…
“you are a bit of a lightweight in the colossal death league, but you do mutter “kill all humans” in your sleep - and after all, it’s the thought that counts. We love you because you drink, steal, smoke cigars and gamble away things that aren’t even yours”
sounds about right.
Seven, I was an ABC Warrior, too. What is he from?
IronFist
judge dredd
Hey ho, you’re Calibretto!
Kick. Arse.
Five metric tonnes of hulking, steam powered robo-meat, you are the pin-up boy for death robot technology. Although you are in fact a war golem, you know how to use a minigun, and you can benchpress small settlements. Relatively new to the colossal death robot scene, you were first pencilled by comic legend Joe Maduriera in 1998. Sensitive, stylish, and yet still massive, if you were female and not made of iron I would probably propose to you.
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You are Gigantor!
Born in 1963, You are possibly the original colossal death robot, being one of the patriarchs of the current crop, and definitely an advocate of old-skool enemy-bashing. Why use a clumsy particle weapon when you can create supernovas just by flexing your arms? Your one minor weakness is that you are entirely dominated by some kid with a remote contol - still, don’t let it get you down. You can sink a nuclear submarine with jazz music.
Why use a clumsy particle weapon when you can create supernovas just by flexing your arms?
lol, that’s the best question I’ve ever heard!
IronFist
mm, me Gigantor too!
Robocop?!? I thought I was supposed to be a GIANT robot. Blasted surveys…I never get a cool answer.
Hey ho i am
Calibretto as well. haha pretty kewl xebby;)
I turned out to be…
'Inspector Gadget".
! Sh!t !!!
Robocop.
My favorite test at http://www.rumandmonkey.com is the “are you damned?” test. I wish we could cut and paste the html for our answers in here, because they look great and are hilarious.
I’ll be reincarnated, as it turns out.
Re: I turned out to be…
Originally posted by dnc101
[B]'Inspector Gadget".
! Sh!t !!! [/B]
ROFLMAO!!!
Go, go gadget qi!!!
Sheesh dnc…I thought mine was bad, but you win hands down.
I took this a while ago and got Megatron. It said I was a badass death robot, which made me feel tingly.
IronFist & CSN:
The ABC Warriors are from 2000AD, an ancient and excellent sci-fi comic mag published in Great Britain. They published a lot of Jamie Hewlett’s early work, and all of the original Judge Dredd stuff was in 2000AD, before it came out under it’s own title. ABC Warriors was actually a separate series from Judge Dredd, that took place in the same universe but in a different (ill-defined) time from the events in most of the Judge Dredd stories.
If you saw the (bad) Judge Dredd movie, the big robot that the villain uses as a henchman is visually modeled after the ABC Warriors, who are basically a military platoon of robot commandos.