What are men good for (Serious)

Ok ladies and gentlemen, I took up an offer from a female coworker, non lesbian, who asked me, what [i]ARE[/i] men good for?

Now, NO sex involved, no reproduction, nothing like that. What good are men in this world? What can we provide for a woman that can not be provided on her own or by children? She gets love from her children, companionship, etc. So what are men good for? No sex involved.

She can change her own oil on her car, fixes her own car, takes out the garbage, RAISE THREE KIDS ON HER OWN, changes the light bulbs, kills the insects, etc. So what are men good for?

A buncha things but…

For a beatch like that i would just answer:
To beat the women up!!!

Then proceed to beat the crap out of this men hatin lezbo!!
:smiley:

Xebs, trust me on this, she’d woop half of our asses on this website.

Re: What are men good for (Serious)

Hmm… dude, did you think of this:

NO sex involved, no reproduction, nothing like that. What good are wimmins in this world? What can they provide for a dude that can not be provided on his own or by his dog? He can get love from his dog, companionship, etc. So what are the wimmin good for? No sex involved

I can change my own oil on my car, fix my own car, take out the garbage, take care of the dog on my own, change the light bulbs, kill the insects, etc. So what are wimmins good for?

And what are kids good for?
OH MY THE PARADOX
And what is god good for?
OH MY THE PARADOX
And what is KFO good for?
OH MY THE PARADOX

Your joking right? Men built the world. Women didn’t do that, they are too emotional and wishy washy for any major leadership roles. Just look at Hillary, she’s to emotionally attached to even dump Billy boy.

Heck, Women are too busy trying to get whats “Pretty”, and not what’s practical. Yeah, they may “Cook” the bacon, but it’s us guys that bring it home. In fact, it’s us guys that produce the Pigs that the Bacon comes from to begin with. INFACT!, it’s MEN that establish, run, and manage the farms that raise the pigs that give us the bacon to bring home for the woman to cook.

You want to see real men in action?? Go to the floor of any stock, commodity, or optins exchage. Vertually all you see are men. With out those exchanges the economy would not function, grind to a hault and everyone would starve because there would be no fund hedging to fund the farm that grows the pig that gives us the bacon to bring home to the Woman for her to cook.

So you see, without men there would be no Bacon Cheesburgers, because there would be no bacon.

[size=6]THE PARADOX KILLED THE PEOPLE’S GODS[/size]

Originally posted by PHILBERT
Xebs, trust me on this, she’d woop half of our asses on this website.

you gonna have to excuse me if I, a 20 years old brazilian man, weighting 266 pounds at 6 feet 2 inches tall who trains xing yi and bjj (when not slacking) and currently in mind/body evolution find that hard to believe.

edit: daymn, none of my peeps online, so i keep posting like crazy on the forum, my fingers cant stop! they cant stop!

edit 2: dude, i dont mean to be offensive, but tell her that if she cant get a good answer to that own questioning of her on her own she might wanna start praticing licking carpets and bricks.

Well, since you are referring to gender differences, reproduction [not sex per se] must be considered. In an evolutionary sense, males are the expendables.

They carry half the genetic structure for any given offspring, and many advantages or disadvantages are carried through the male half, hence mutations tend to start there. I don’t know if thats exactly “good”, but it is needed. Mutation is evolution in action.

Anyway, who says we have to provide them with anything?? They always bother me to move their furniture around and then they never buy pizza!!!

The question involves gender ROLES not the value of males- and that is currently very fluid. Restate the question, please.

i had seen on tv and read somewhere too that they had recently found that the male cromosoms thing of the humans actually do make some changes stuff, but i forgot the details of all that :smiley:

Your joking right? Men built the world. Women didn’t do that, they are too emotional and wishy washy for any major leadership roles.
RD, right up until you got into the wishy-washy stuff, you were OK. Like it or not, history shows that the world [screwed up as it was by males AND females] became safe & stable enough through the efforts of males so that Ms. “I don’t need a man” can now do whatever it is she does… And we don’t complain all that much, either- we just want her to shut up. :slight_smile:

Xebs, ok maybe not you. But she is one tough woman, and very good looking. If I were 26, Id try and sleep with her. She said to me earlier tonight “Why don’t men approach me? Someone told me my attitude doesn’t make me likeable and no guys approach me for some reason” and I said “Smile more.” I told her she is quite good looking and has a great smile, she just needs to smile more.

without the woman, who would feed the family, watch out for our next generation, it takes both men and woman to survive. men may have “built” this world, but woman took care of the men when they got home so it goes hand in hand.

Still talking roles, here. If you got the attitude that you don’t need anyone else, then others pick up on that and go elsewhere. Simple. “No man is an island”, yatta yatta shish boom bah Maybe she’s frigid.

And anyhow, lots of fathers feed their kids and love them, so its still roles, still fluid.

Tell her that men are obviously good for asking these questions to, becoz her girlfriends can’t figure it out. :stuck_out_tongue:

xactly, on my analogy one sees anyone can play the “independant” person game.
if really one dont want anyone (man or wimmin) by his/her side, then beatch out
and dont be asking “oh why they dont aproach me” if you dont even recognize their true value in the first place

i think she is projecting her frustration* (see further note on this bellow) trying to blame men for her insatisfaction, as if saying she dont got one cos she dont need one, or saying she dont got one cos men are not good enough for her or not smart enough to note her presence.

look, Xebby suffers a lot for not having a wimmin (and a dog too), but he dont blame the wimmin for it, its not like im gonna say wimmin dont notice me so then they must be stupid. One gotta open ones eyes and see the true reasons (that might be on oneself) instead of randomly pointing the finger to blame someone else for ones frustrations in life.

*of not being with a man (that she would really like and love) OR of such man not coming into her life

Got it

Moving furniture, extra money & bearing the brunt of “what the heck are you good for?” comments. God, do I feel used…

dude! dude!
please make that answer more complex, with more stuff…

or Xebby is REALLY never gonna score!

help a brotha out PLEAZZZ!

Originally posted by PHILBERT
She said to me earlier tonight "Why don’t men approach me?

She wants you. Hit her up doggy-style in the restroom.

If you saw our restrooms, you wouldn’t say that. :stuck_out_tongue:

No, she doesn’t want me. I hope not. She is 26, I’m 19. That’s kind of creepy. Though she does diss me alot, then run up and hug me and say she is joking.

What are women good for?
Turn your question around and you will still get the same answers.

Besides why is she soon keen to seperate the reproductive side of the equation. It might be just me but that would seem like a pretty darn good reason for having different sexes to me.

Besides i figured out the battle of the sexes ages ago, it basicaly brakes down to one total truth…
All women are f*@kin nuts:rolleyes:

We are stronger. This is our world. Women only exist coz we need to **** once in a while.