So… according to [url=http://translate.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Ffr.news.yahoo.com%2F050608%2F202%2F4gcpv.html&langpair=fr|en&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&prev=%2Flanguage_tools
]Yahoo France as well as Allocine.com Action Hero Jean-Claude Van Damme will play Roman athlete Cornedurus in the third film version of the classic comic Asterix, titled “Asterix at the Olympic Games.”
Gerard Depardieu is expected to return as Obelix & Alain Delon is playing Julius Ceasar.
DISCUSS . . .
that’s SO WRONG!!!
Not because Van Damme is in Asterix…
Not because Van Damme is co-starring with Gerard Depardieu
Because he’s co-starring with Ash. :mad:
If he gets Ash’s first onscreen kiss, I’ll have to commit seppuku…
ash is a girl i hope.
Oh come–ON you don’t know who ASH is!?!?!?
dude, everyone knows who that ash is.
Oh you don’t know Asian cinema…
Bollywood is the largest movie industry in the world and it’s reigning queen, considered by many to be the most beautiful woman in the world, a former Miss World, is named Aishwarya Rai. 
Oh YEAH!?!
ASH would still choke her out with his chain saw!!!
you mean cut off her head with a chainsaw right? 
She ain’t got nothin’ on Parminder Nagra
Von Damme to kiss Aishwara?
Say it isn’t so!!
What’s the world coming to.?
Atleast Madhuri Dixit wouldn’t and shouldn’t be near that idiot.
Bollywood doent have to sink that low to get attention.
Check out the movie “DEVDAS”- it has both Madhuri and Aishwara in it.
A bit slow moving for western audiences but it is a great love tale with
social commentary on class and caste structure and has some great
dancing in it.
Parminder isnt bad- she played soccer well in
“”…Beckham"… a Brit movie.
But you have to see Madhuri Dixit. You may accidentally run into her in LA… she is married to an Indian doctor who lives there.
the Indian movie industry is the largest in movie out put in several different languages. A lot of it is junk- but so are Von Damme, Seagal and Norris movies
and Bridget…
Lots of beautiful and talented women in the Indian movies- who are unknown in the west. And the song writers and choreographers are kept very busy. The fight choreography is generally horrible. They never asked me!!
Reasons that this movie will sux
3. It’s French
2. It’s French and has Van Damme in it.
And everybody knows the most beautiful woman in the world is Heather Locklear with Pam Anderson a close second.
Rogue…I feel sometimes that I’m in 6th grade and you’re that cool high school senior with the mullet and t-shirt from the Van Halen concert. 
You just took the correct and made it marry Tommy Lee, Richie Sambora and Kid Rock…after a brief fling with Scott Bao.
Speaking of my girlfriend Ash…
Could Buddha leave her?
The Hindu News reports that Indian filmmaker Shekhar Kapur, whose films include “Bandit Queen”, the story of Phoolan Devi, “Elizabeth”, and “The Four Feathers”, has a big-screen Buddha picture in the works. Stars rumored to be involved are Brad Pitt, who starred in “Seven Years in Tibet”, Bollywood star and former Miss World Aishwarya Rai, who will play Siddartha’s wife, and perennial big-name Buddhist Richard Gere.
His Holiness the Dalai Lama is said to have given Kapur his blessing for the film, and Kapur is anxious to line up this kind of help from above: “There are so many different sects and different interpretations of one man’s story, there will be people who don’t agree with the interpretations,” Kapur told the World Entertainment News. Though Kapur will not deliberately court controversy, he knows that with religious topics trouble often comes to the party uninvited. Of course, that may not be such a bad thing: Controversy certainly didn’t hurt the box office take of Mel Gibson’s “The Passion of the Christ”.
Van Damme!!!
Spike TV today: Van Damme! it’s Vandammme-tastic! Double Impact, Wake of Death. I’m in hog heaven! There is no better way to spend a Sunday afternoon than watching $hitty Van Damme movies!!! I’m just a little sad that Bloodsport isn’t on, but I guess you can’t have everything…
Craptastic!!
It’s like one of those most horrible visions one can’t look away from.
actually, wake of death wasn’t all that bad. i was even entertained in parts–maybe because jcvd wasn’t trying to do splits, or flex, or super high spinning roundhouse kicks throughout the movie. but what’s up with the lump on his forehead? does it have any movies out?
Wake of Death is new (relatively?)? Been slacking on my JCVD lately…
Interesting you brought up the mountain on his forehead - I read somewhere that it’s a cyst that he has decided to not do anything about for health reasons.
…or maybe that’s his gimmick…
or maybe mt. van damme will be used as a secret kill move in a future movie–
just as jcvd is getting his a$$ kicked, he reaches up, gives it a good squeeze, and a caustic stream of goop shoots into the badguy’s eyes, blinding him and allowing jcvd to finish him off in slow motion with much groaning and eye bulging and flexing of muscles. (are you listening, hollywood?)
WOD wasnt too bad. simon yam was in it. van daminator looks like he is getting old. he looked horrible.