This may top them all

Are you kidding?
check this out, its on ebay

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1732812471

come on, no comments about an online mentor selling his multiple lifetimes of expertise on ebay!

Weird. It was forbidden by rating check at my work, and I can normally get on ebay.

lol, I think it should be banned on ebay.

"Location astral plane "

I think it’s one of Ashida’s spies!!!

IronFist

I think its a trick. You can’t just buy your way into the astral plane, it just doesn’t seem fair.

"i hope to provide you with missing pieces of the puzzle. I will answer three questions or comment on three subjects by e-mail for the lesson here offered. any subject related to kung fu, combat, chi, healing, meditation, etc. I offer the accumulated experience of many lifetimes. "

Does anyone have an ebay account? If so, why don’t you email this person and ask for where he get’s his information from?

~Wen~

will do

Anything? Anything?

Buehler?? Buehler?? Buehler?? Buehl…

Got an email back yet?

~Wen~

my charlatan meter is spiking. Gee yeah ill pay 27 bucks teach me the good stuff.. %$&^%#*#^%&

I don’t get it

Is he selling that giant urn at the bottom of the page? or the right to ask 3 questions by E-mail?

Do you know kung fu?

Yes.

Really?

Yes.

REALLY?

Yes. Thank you, come again.

:smiley:

Also, who knew that the Astral Plane is in Chicago? I wonder which neighborhood.

edit -

I went and checked his other auctions. That sure looks like a nice Tiffany lamp. And he gets 14 out of 14 positive feedbacks. None of them seem to be about kungfu, meditation, etc. though. Or maybe “Love the rug” has some kind of mysterious martial application I don’t understand.

I’d pay that guy twice as much if he would let me kick his azz!!!

thats just stupid. Reminds me of our good friend Bob Klein.:smiley: :smiley:

No reply yet. :frowning:
Almost worth the money for the entertainment aspect.

'fess up norther practitioner…

…it’s you, isnt’ it? don’t they know they can get all the answers here for free? :stuck_out_tongue:

I have now seen everything… I may die a peacful man.

Dam, Gene, you are one smart man, how did you know. Was it all the knowledge I lay down here on the forums. My multiple lifes added up, I still don’t think I would have the audacity to try to sell my expertise in that way. How desperate a person this may be is a comment that i got from a friend. What was that post about a virtual sifu?

This definitely ranks among the top 1000 reasons why the internet should be stopped…

Or at least that turd should have a gerbil stuffed in his ass, and dropped off at Richard Gere’s place.

Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
Or maybe “Love the rug” has some kind of mysterious martial application I don’t understand.

lol, that’s about the funniest thing I’ve read all day :smiley:

IronFist