The Way of the Peaceful Warrior - A True Event from Today

I was on the metro earlier, deep in meditation, when a ruffian came over and started causing trouble. He started pushing me with his bag, steadily increasing the force until it became very annoying. When I turned to him, before I could ask him to stop, he immediately started hurling abuse like a scoundrel. Enough was enough. I performed a basic chin na - carotid artery strike combination and sent him to sleep. The rest of my journey was very peaceful, and passersby hailed me as a hero.

It just shows that training can turn even unpleasant situations into peaceful ones.

Gene, can I post a link to this thread on Facebook? This is hilarious!!! OMG! Great stuff!

You’ve killed a poor, defenseless ruffian!

Shame!

it is important to understand when you are trained you have to realized most people arent, and until there is a phsysical attack towards you, you shouldnt be the agressor and attack first, morally and or legally. If an attack is thrown then you use reasonable force to subdue. just sayin

Warrior_Man, how is a shot to the carotid peaceful?

Oh wait, never mind. I don’t really want to know. :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=Faruq;1200116]Gene, can I post a link to this thread on Facebook? This is hilarious!!! OMG! Great stuff![/QUOTE]
Absolutely. Please, be my guest.

D@mn Ruffians!

[QUOTE=GeneChing;1200120]Oh wait, never mind. I don’t really want to know. :rolleyes:

Absolutely. Please, be my guest.[/QUOTE]

Sometimes a warrior must unleash his tiger to keep others in their cages. I could tell this ruffian was about to cause trouble, so I acted first. As I said, most people there considered me a hero.

Boy…I need to start using the word “ruffian” more in normal conversation. :smiley:

Oh my God … Warrior Man, Really? … I mean Really??? :confused:

ROADhouse. -Peter Griffin

I agree

[QUOTE=omarthefish;1200126]Boy…I need to start using the word “ruffian” more in normal conversation. :D[/QUOTE] Ruffian, rapscallion and scalawag should all be used more in normal conversation, especially around here.

Hey, watch out… he apparently learns from…

drum roll

extended drum roll

even bigger drum roll

Ashida Kim.

Hey, I’ve been out of the loop the past few days…I never heard how Warrior Man’s Master test went…how was it W_M? Pray tell…

And I for the record am a big fan of bringing back high society 19th century vernacular…so long as I can mix it with a healthy dose of street slang…

Yeah I’d be interested in how the test went for you WM. What exactly did you have to do? Did you pass and become a “Master?”

[QUOTE=GeneChing;1200133]Ruffian, rapscallion and scalawag should all be used more in normal conversation, especially around here.[/QUOTE]

Incorrigible raconteur and sassy, man about town…

It seems our new troll seems to be getting bolder and bolder with his lies and falsehoods.

no one is buying you as a real person nor your “stories” that sound like fortune cookies and kung fu movies.

just stop.

Don’t listen to Dale.

I’m still awaiting my invitation to your organization, Warrior Man.

old people shouldn’t be allowed to use the internet

Mouthboxing is, apparently, the most Elite form of Dark Trickery.

[QUOTE=GeneChing;1200133]Ruffian, rapscallion and scalawag should all be used more in normal conversation, especially around here.[/QUOTE]

not to mention rogues, knaves, varlets, ne’er-do-wells, jakers, jukers and flim-flam men…