The KFO Oscars for 2001

Most Hilarious thread: Dude, Where’s my keys?

That was some funny sh!t!:smiley:

Well, the absolute all-category award should definitely go to these new qinnas in pimp fist like “pimp snatches money from hoes” and “fools better recognize” :smiley:

yes, my style is excellent. “fool recognizes” is an awesome technique, and nowhere have I ever seen a stike as powerful as the “hundred hand b!tchslap”

Additional Minor Technical awards go to Leonidas for “Best Classical Allusion” and Sevenstar for “Best Personal Style Involving Pimp Slaps”. Budokan wins the “Most Diligent Troll Hunter” award. In addition, Jacki wins the “Most Articulate Use of Swear Words” award.

Many of you have expressed disappointment at not winning the “Most Sex Appeal” award, but the academy of distinguished members of KFO has spoken. In future awards shows, a new category entitled “Most Sex Appeal Besides Mr. Nemo” may be started, in the interests of throwing some other members the proverbial bone.

the biggest pu ssy award goes to celestial ambioshi.

did everyone else figure he was just trolling? i don’t see anyone being that big of a sissy boy except maybe me.

He’s probably off somewhere crying. And sweating.

Are you crazy? he doesn’t sweat. He perspires.

Best backtracking: Chris Mckinley/Gary on theyre webpage talked smack about NHB fighters being low level among other things and quickly changed theyre tune when the challenges rolled in.

i guess my father was right - i WON’T ever amount to anything :frowning:

and he doesn’t perspire, he glows

Originally posted by Ryu.

…my phase 1 instructorship although i don’t know if it’s still good any more.

That cracks me up everytime I read it :smiley:

I fought Shaolin Tiger a san shou champion. And i am fighting JF Springer on the 25th.

Way to go Ralek, you’ll surely earn the best teethless jaw award then!!

Aw Shucks.

Ryu

Don’t feel bad, Sharky. I’ll nominate you for Best Avatar.

I would also like to nominate for “Most Re-usable Thread”, the “Hey Ralek” thread that links to the pic of Eric Estrada. LOL! A classic.

How could you guys not nominate—

Most literate and Most Likely to Kick You’re As$ in a Spelling Bee --Chang Style Novice

sharky

best avatar that looks like it was stolen from pop will eat itself literature: sharky

anyone wanna nominate me for an award? since nemo got sexiest, maybe i should be voted “dead sexiest” or something like that.

as johnny bravo once said, “i’m an ocean of muscle, ebbing and flowing on the tide of studliness.”