KFO awards

poster of the year

troll of the year

best mouth boxer

funniest

biggest animal lover

quote of the year

thread of the year

I’m adding a baddest mofo category and giving it to Legolas.

dumbest thread

funniest thread

longest thread (duh - the got qi? girls thread)

If I don’t win “Most likely to fuck up his left knee running down a flight of stairs”, this is the last you’ll see of me, Jack!

Worst concussion: me :eek:
(but I am feeling better)

I vote CSN “most likely to fukk up his RIGHT knee running down stairs..”

and I vote myself most ****ed off because he can’t spell swear words on KFO like other rmembers can and NOT ONE **** PERSON HAS HELPED ME FIGURE OUT HOW WHEN I ASKED!!!:mad:

3 times man, its like some sort of fukking conspiracy or something…

Wierdest Threads: No_Know

Chi Hippi of the year: Prana (although EarthDragon would’ve got it if he hadn’t disappeared).

Person who makes you think “How would anybody know that”: Tainan Mantis (the guy’s got the facts although several others get honorable mentions).

King of Trolls: Ralek, who else inspired so much… well, he was funny.

Most likely to shoot you in da’face: Red 5 all the way.

Best friggin’ avatars: Rubthebhuddha-- he knows no equal when it comes to avatars.

poster that KFOers most want to see nakid: shared between MAMargie and Wushu Chick. (GDA, 7star, and NorthernMantis also scored surprisingly high).

Most likely to make me feel like an @ss: Apoweyn

Coolest Mullett: Gene Ching

Red5: Fuck you. :smiley:

funniest ----> mantidsquasher…the hillbilly phonetic spelling puts it over the top.

and all the country-disco type slangisms, i’m gonna put a character just like that if I ever make a movie.

Rookie of the Year
either marge, just 'cause she started that thread
or Euler, because well, she’s euler

most likely to feel apologetic to mightyb for making him feel like an arse without remembering specifically why he made mightyb feel like an arse: me

sorry mate. :wink:

stuart b.

It’s all in good fun Apoweyn, you’re one of the few who call me out when I’m in a Rant or being a troll. Your logic style kung fu is very powerful.:wink:

Your logic style kung fu is very powerful.:wink:

too kind, sir. cheers. and happy new year! :slight_smile:

stuart b.

Re: KFO awards

poster of the year
ME!

troll of the year
Volcano Admim for effort

best mouth boxer
Braden :smiley:

funniest
really hard to pick this one

biggest animal lover
ill start to study veterinary next year and i weight about 275

quote of the year
not sure if its from this year: “I do not racism agsint the chinese” by Ralek

thread of the year
The got qi girls

I’m adding a baddest mofo category and giving it to Legolas.
word

dumbest thread
the bacon samich related ones

funniest thread
i couldnt pick one

longest thread (duh - the got qi? girls thread)
you said yourself :smiley:

best avatar
RTB’s vibrating little dude, my domo-kun comes as second.

Dropping the most Knowledge

Don’t know how many of you bounce over to the Shaolin forum…
NorthernShaolin has been dropping more knowledge then well someone whos dropped mad knowledge in the past.

Big up to him and Gene for the “continue education program” on Shaolin history, legend, and all that good jazz.

I think Omegapoint has done a good job of getting people to respect karate styles. I think he knows more about this subject than anybody else on here, and he has proven to be an asset to this forum as a result.

I don’t think Ralek should win best troll this year. He’s hardly been here, and his approach was nothing new. I’m going with Volcano Admim. He rocks, despite he no dad paying martial arts.

funniest- This is also tough, but Xebs has really been cracking me up lately, eWallace had a great run in there, for a Texan, and Serpent has been pretty consistently on. I’m going with Xebs.

Biggest animal lover- I would like to point out that I hijacked the smoking thread to rant against people who think they can get rid of old dogs just because they’re inconvenient, and forced the forum admin to at least listen to my list of demands.

Baddest Mofo- Shaft

Dumbest thread- any vs. thread

Funniest thread- Tough one. There was one where the topic changed with every post- it was a non-sequitor thread. One of my kung fu brothers read it and couldn’t stop laughing. Everyone kept saying “think about it” on the thread. Can’t remember the original title, though.

Rookie of the Year- Eulerfan

Red 5, you never asked me.

Stinkiest Chi Hippy: tie between Chang-Style Novice and KC Elbows. Would you guys ease up on the patchouli oil already???

Nattiest Goatee: CSN again, and GDA

Most tiresome Off-topic subject: George Bush, American Hegemony and the possible war with Iraq.

Biggest Wing Chun Troll: Red5 by a mile, by virtue of inundation. Ultimate fighter a distant second, although far worse qualitatively.

Best Forum philosopher/scientist: Braden, by a mile

Best mailing list: Shuai Chiao

I second the nomination for best Karate dude: Omegapoint. Although, I hope he isn’t actually too caught up in the Omegapoint techno-babble/religion

poster of the year

troll of the year

Besides my own,let´s go with ralek,a secure pick along with others whom I cannot remember.

best mouth boxer

Is this equal to trolls? lol.Quite hard to say,GDA for his straightforward cynical humor which sheds a laugh at times and,well there are intellectuals around,too many to mention possibly.

funniest

These vary,many good comments have been thrown I think.
And cannot go biased around here.

biggest animal lover

I will have to go with Chang Style Novice for what I have gathered of,and Xebs for information handed out.
If these would not count,then the biggest animal lover would be…err…something from an ancient mastiff to elephant and way forwards. :smiley:

quote of the year

Hmmmmm…No comments on that.

thread of the year

There were so many threads published this year.

I’m adding a baddest mofo category and giving it to Legolas.

I´m not exactly familiar with the term.

dumbest thread

“KFO Awards” :smiley: Too hard of a question.

funniest thread

Dunno.

longest thread (duh - the got qi? girls thread)

Possibly,does not leave much room for opinions.

Thanx KC and Former, LOL :smiley: