PMs to myself.
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
You have made Master Super Sensi Megga Foottt Very proud!!
[QUOTE=Mega-Foot;758966]Do I detect some sarcasm here? [/QUOTE]
just a shred…wo, your Seventeenth Sense is Sensitive!
[QUOTE=Mega-Foot;758966]It’s okay. I can take a joke.[/QUOTE]
you are the master at making them, you’d best become adept at taking them…
[QUOTE=Mega-Foot;758966]Just don’t let it go too far.[/QUOTE]
oh, it’s gone too far already - the ****her the better now, oh Great Grandmaster Sensei of Shaolin-Mud Pai
You did kinda bring this whole thing on. Now its just snowballing out of control and there is nothing we can do to stop it. Maybe the dante kata could stop it because it is designed to “kill, cripple and maim”. 
it should be called the DANTE INFERNO’S KATA because it will send you through the 7 levels of hell.
Maybe if you practice it enough, Count Dante will reincarnate and do the killing for you! 
I think some of you are forgetting that you regularly practice the techniques contained in the “Dance of Death” in your forms. Judge not, lest ye be judged, my friends.
Surely you don’t think your katas are deadlier than mine?
I’m willing to bet I’ve run through the Kata Dan-te more times than you’ve punched or kicked. Still, don’t get the impression that because you have similar techniques, you are a ninja.
Ninjas are forged in the fires of a furnace, that burns with the illumination of the light that shines with the sparkle of ultimate luminescence, and forges the steel that is moulded in the cooling of the blade, which tempers the steel, and hardens the heart.
I don’t know if my sets are more deadly than yours (
) but yours are definately more funny. I know all your techniques are designed to “kill, cripple or maim” but maybe we can’t all make that claim. I especially like the part when he is attacking the guy just laying down like one of those CPR dummies.
There is nothing funny about this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2on1JZlcqEI
Do not be fooled by Ashida Kim’s appearance. The man is a deadly machine:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eelg6ZPcp8
He let the world bear witness, but once. Hopefully you’ve learned something.
Yep, quite the death machine. I can’t even type correctly as I still can’t stop laughing.
Not to open up a can of worms but doesn’t he look like he could be a family member to Paulie Zink?
Also how did he get the name Ashida? Was it given to him by the Dali Lama of Ninjitsu or the Beverly Hills Ninja himself?
Mega-Foot
I think that your Grandmaster Sensei-wisdom would be a fine addition to this thread and others started by “JetLi’sFearless”!
http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=46059
And another thing, do you hold any rank in the art showcased in this video?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz36YTkh25U&NR
[QUOTE=Royal Dragon;758996]You have made Master Super Sensi Megga Foottt Very proud!![/QUOTE]
I wonder if he’ll award me a Dan ranking because of it. Perhaps an 8th degree tempura ninja belt? Perhaps in time, you may earn a title from Mega-Foot as well. Do you like the sound of “Royal Shaolin Ninja Dragon”?
The 1980’s just called, it wants it’s Ninjas back!!
[QUOTE=CLFNole;759092]Yep, quite the death machine. I can’t even type correctly as I still can’t stop laughing.
Not to open up a can of worms but doesn’t he look like he could be a family member to Paulie Zink?
Also how did he get the name Ashida? Was it given to him by the Dali Lama of Ninjitsu or the Beverly Hills Ninja himself?[/QUOTE]
One does not become a ninja by passing on titles. Ashida Kim teaches best: one must be born a ninja.
Man you really have a good sense of humor.
mega foot.
we can see chris farley is a born ninja. since he has probably made the life story of yourself in beverly hills ninja. please man the only thing good about that 1 video with the shihan was the music.
you wouldnt last 2 seconds against me man.
How are you going to fight me, when I slit your throat the night before the fight, as you’re sleeping in your bed?
Of course, this isn’t a threat. Only a hypothetical.
hmm good point. doesnt matter how many boobytraps i set up either. you will use your ninja stealthness to move around them. looks like i am fudged!
[QUOTE=Mega-Fool;759169]One does not become a ninja by passing on titles. Ashida Kim teaches best: one must be born a ninja.[/QUOTE]
Not really funny enough…
…you fail.
How have you been Unkokusai? I haven’t seen you in a couple of weeks, my friend.
Have you been training hard?