I have been training at home with the Tae Bo tapes for about three months now and was wondering if anyone has any idea when I should expect to be a able to start kicking azz?
In about…
… 30 years time.
No Way!!! The tapes even say, not only wil I be in better shape but I wil have more confidence and be more able to handle an attacker than your average joe! 
I really hope
This is a joke!!!
Y’know, in worse taste, some might interpret this as trolling…and given recent events - Ralek, Jack the lad, etc. we’re PRETTY paranoid in these here hills…
Watch it Red 5
sorry man! had to be done, with all this crap flying around I had to say something.
I know how you feel. My “Jack the Lad” thread is out to sort this crap out. Go get em… 
People could see through that one from 2 miles away.
I was
7 and a half actually. Never mind. Are we too harsh on some people here? Go to my post!!! Please, I’ve had no replies… 
Between my Brazilnut Fudge Jitsu and crosstraining in Tae Bowling (for my…striking game) I am undefeatable.
Logic, Joe Doe. I will fight you. I have had a bloodspilling fight with a real live tiger. I put him in my guard, and he tried to maul me with his retractable claws, but I did an elbow-knee escape and ran away to control the distance. Even though he was chasing me, I won. I punched him in the mouth and broke a nail. Later in my bathroom, I had a blood-spilling fight with a safety razor.
Chang
So you can make it next time Sydney has a snowy Saturday with a full blue moon? Excellent. Meet me by the harbour, I’ll be around there.
You have stolen my signature line. I will not back out.
How about a week after the next time Sydney has a snowy Saturday with a full blue moon. The powers that control me have made it impossible to honor my earlier request.
Brazilnut Fudge Jitsu is superior
Tae Bo Wling is superior
I am the Grand Ulimate critial point.
Chang Style Novice
B e a u t i f u l
Nah, can’t do the week after the next snowy Saturday in Sydney with a full blue moon. Gotta wash my hair then.
You better watch out. I just sent away for the brazilnut fudge jitsu C.D-rom and Jacki says I’ll be able to beat karate and kung fu grandmasters in 3 months.
Why am I hungry?
Brazilnut fudge jitsu is a very dangerous style for people with Legume allergies. We not only use Brazilnuts, but also cashews, walnuts, pistachios, and almonds. I am glad you have seen that brazilnut fudge jitsu is superior! But, now I do not want to fight you. I will only fight beotches who do squatting stance styles. And it must be a week after the blue moon on a snowy day. You cannot bring a friend or a camera. Or a tripod, which is a three-legged thing to balance a camera on.
Anyway, if you are allergic to nuts, do not try to study Brazilnut fudge jitsu. You may die from the reaction to our realistic legume training.
Tae bo is better than nothing. It does get you in shape (coupled with a proper diet) and can give you the basics to throw a decent punch or kick.
Sometimes a little bit of knowledge is worse than no knowledge at all.
LOL @ Chang Style Novice. “Realistic Legume training”
I kind of agree with Kungfuguy. My GF did some American Kickboxing for about a year, it was mostly based around cardio work and bag work. BUT, they did hold regular full contact comps, and it got her in great shape, and showed her how to punch, which is nice. I know what Joe Does saying, but its not like she’s walking around thinking she’s the baddest thing on two legs because shes done a bit of bag work. But at least we both know she can punch straight, and hard. Which is a lot more than a lot of ladies. And men.
True Story!
I went to a party with a female friend of mine a few years back. She had been doing cardio kickboxing for a few months. anyway, this guy keeps giving her crap and over the course of the night, and a few beers, she decides she isnt going to take his crap anymore. She warned him, told him if he said anything to her she didnt like after she finished her beer, she was going to kick his ass. Well, he thought that was funny, kept making fun of her, she downed the last part of the beer, handed me the glass, the guy made some smart as remark about her being finished and she quietly spun around and connected her heel to his jaw, knocking him flat on his ass, and out!!! IT was awesome!!!
I like that story, red angel. Even if all it shows is some drunk can get clocked pretty bad by an aerobically effective kick.