I figured it would be better to start a new topic, rather than pollute the other thread.
Uughgg grrr ugg grunt grunt!!!
I am the only original lineage holder of the undeluted, original PREhysterical style!!!
You Extinct-Do guys are just a watered down off shoot, you were never taught the inside, innercave essence of the style!!
You are no master, your founder branched off a mellennia ago without ever even testing for his Black Pelt!! His claimes of being the prehysterical Grandcavemaster are an out and out LIE!!!
Your lineage is not even In the cave paintings!!
His training was incomlpete, that is why he had to make up that silly extinct-do name! :mad:
yao sing. i think we were all thinking it but you said it. good job.
but seriously folks, do any of you feel that we should hijack RD’s new thread about caveman style or its goverment sanctioned flashier version cromagnondo. with the ligitimate thread that was started here? i think that would be funny. so everyone go to RD’s new thread and talk about the Signature Characteristics of your style.
or else i will send my highly trained cromagnondo commandos after you.
[QUOTE=Royal Dragon;725453]We don’t have “Finnishing” techniques? Are you mad? We Finnished The dinosaurs, we Finnished the Wolly Mamoths, and we Finnished a good many other species!
Lord, you have never had to deal with the ferociousness of the preditorial pounce followed by the caveman club as a finnishing technique.
Once that is done, liberal application of the Caveman kick to our downed prey is just for good measure and starting the tenderising process for tonites dinner![/QUOTE]
RD, Dude, you just said “Wolly” heh heh…I thought they were “Wooly”?
RD,
COuld you please point me to the video of your style doing its socalled “finnishing” moves. Otherwise I feel that it is to theoretical and abstract, thus far removed from reality and real combat fighting which is necessary.
Also, if you don’t have any footage of that, how about your style up against MMA in a cage match?
Oh so only if you use banned techniques you can win?
What about Ror and Romo Gracie taking on all those challenge matches? Or the original UFC fights? There weren’t no rules then bub.
That said, if you can’t win using regular techniques, against a guy that is just a circumscribed by the rules as you, then how do you think you’ll execute a fancy cannibalism technique?
That’s what I thought? Go back and study the cave manuals, you are missing out on a lot of stuff…:rolleyes:
Oh so only if you use banned techniques you can win?
What about Ror and Romo Gracie taking on all those challenge matches? Or the original UFC fights? There weren’t no rules then bub.
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We were representing in the original UFCs!! Don the Preditor Fry was one of my top students!
His big downfall was mixing more modern Greco /Roman Empire stuff into the original 2 techniques. But if you watch the old videos of him, you can see the Caveman punch in action and WINNING!
>>That said, if you can’t win using regular techniques, against a guy that is just a circumscribed by the rules as you, then how do you think you’ll execute a fancy cannibalism technique?
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FAncey techniques? LOL no wonder you don’t get it! Caveasaurus Combat is about direct, brutal effciiency!!
>>That’s what I thought? Go back and study the cave manuals, you are missing out on a lot of stuff…
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Umm…manuals? what are those? is that some sort of new fangled thing like the wheel?
cromagnondo is actually one of the ancient root styles Cavasaurus Combat evolved from. It didnt’ have any techniques though, because numbers had not been inveted at all.
The preditorial pounce evolved from this style, and we still practice it in honor of our predicessors.
[QUOTE=Royal Dragon;725502]cromagnondo is actually one of the ancient root styles Cavasaurus Combat evolved from. It didnt’ have any techniques though, because numbers had not been inveted at all.
The preditorial pounce evolved from this style, and we still practice it in honor of our predicessors.[/QUOTE]
Right,
You practice inefficient, outdated things that bear no resembelance to real combat and then you have the gall, yes, the gall to claim that you represent a direct brutal form of combat? Caveman please!
Just so you know, the octagon is one of my students, students, students who didn’t learn that much. Talk about street cred, you fall off the map with your nonsense.
Umm…manuals? what are those? is that some sort of new fangled thing like the wheel?
They were actually toilet paper discards from the first palaeolithic ice age about five million years before we invented the caves in which you first saw our illustrations claiming that you belong to that lineage.
Don’t speak to me about the Roman Empire young man, I was there when the crap hit the fan and I, personally, fought tigers and elephants and giant man-sized shrimp with spiked feely-tentacles…you don’t know how we used to roll back in the Roman empire days.
[QUOTE=BruceSteveRoy;725476]yao sing. i think we were all thinking it but you said it. good job.
but seriously folks, do any of you feel that we should hijack RD’s new thread about caveman style or its goverment sanctioned flashier version cromagnondo. with the ligitimate thread that was started here? i think that would be funny. so everyone go to RD’s new thread and talk about the Signature Characteristics of your style.
or else i will send my highly trained cromagnondo commandos after you.[/QUOTE]
royal dragon’s thread ? i started this buddy with extinct do
everyone else sucks no one can handle or understand the 36 mastadon stances
or the 72 secret fossil techniques (only achieved through true stillness …for millions of years)
all the rest are cheap imitations they even hijacked my idea on theis thread
now im gonna start juna-fying your asses and copy and paste you to death
[QUOTE=golden arhat;725562]royal dragon’s thread ? i started this buddy with extinct do
everyone else sucks no one can handle or understand the 36 mastadon stances
or the 72 secret fossil techniques (only achieved through true stillness …for millions of years)
all the rest are cheap imitations they even hijacked my idea on theis thread
now im gonna start juna-fying your asses and copy and paste you to death[/QUOTE]
royal dragon’s thread ? i started this buddy with extinct do
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YOU started it? HA!!! I started the Caveasaurus Combat bit back in the mid 90’s on a now extinct (LOL) BBS called martial arts TOC with a couple of guys who are now on E-Budo!!
I don’t remeber the one guys name, but the other was calling himself “Sithlord”, but on E-Budo was and still is “yamatodamashii”
Am I missing something, or does someone not realize that they are being f*cked with? Some people are posting very seriously, this is a non-serious thread, right?
RD, you are just f*cking around, right? I didn’t read the whole thing, but I thought it was funny…
