Who here has been whacked in the plantain
So hard that it has temporarily maimed?
In my experience, no high kicked wee-wee
has suffered even the mildest injury.
I haven’t taken any serious hits on the nuts, but I heard this one guy went unconscious, when he was kneed in the nut and his testicle ruptured. Imagine that..
I have a freind who put his chute on wrong in the army and lost a nut when it came out and pinched it off!!!
Why am I now putting on my best cup?
I’m wishing I’d never brought all of this up.
No ruptures
or punctures
no twisting
or tears
no tales about bowling ball cleaners
if you care.
I’ve given up parachuting
It now seems too sketchy
I cannot replace
dear old itchy and scratchy.
Nicest shot I ever received was:
A Tennis Ball served by my Girlfriend on the court.
Dropped me onto my knees speechless for about 90 seconds. :eek:
After hobbled over to the Side and nicely told her what I though of it.
Didn’t seem to have done any permanent harm luckily, 20yrs on still ok.
I dropped a guy who had fifty pounds of pure muscle on me, plus was a skilled kickboxer / wrestler type with more years of experience than I had at the time.
What did I use?
Monkey steals the peach, man.
And, uh, that has NOTHING to do with my screen name darnit…
I think you need to go take a look at my motorcyle wreck post and see if you can top my “balls of steel”.
JWT
As anEMT I once had to respond to a construction site where an employee and forman had a disa greement. The employee was on the ground with a crushed right testical and a major laceration to his *****. The forman had delivered a side kick and caught him just right with the edge of his construction boot. Glad I had rubber gloves.
I took a few good boots in the old c and b while I was playing rugby but nothing hurt as bad as when my doctor put the freezing in for my vasectomy… I was almost in tears. At least my wife showed her appreciation after the swelling went down. 
bunch of artless heathens on this board. 
how about a little love for kc’s poetry on getting wailed in the jumblies?!
they rhyme, people!!
stuart b.
Ap, love is not possible, any of these days
while at the same time discussing avulsed cojones.
there once was a man on KFO,
who suffered from numerous low blows.
‘enough!’ he decided.
opponents he chided.
and promptly got kicked in the po po.
stuart b.
Just to tell to those who did not know-
A “groin shot” may cause testicular damage (which you probably knew) great pain (can be also used towards females) And there is a liver channel (meridian) traveling trough groin.
A hard shot to groin may shock liver,and cause damage,in extreme cases,even death.
Keep your kicks low and protect yourself
I have been lucky and haven’t had any critical hits down there and hope never will. Gotta always remember to wear supporters in the genital area when sparring.
while practicing a two man form one day, I was served double trouble when I a) wasn’t quick enough to block the incoming kick and b) had my legs positioned wrong so that said “seeking leg” came straight up and made contact with the go-go handle.
I insist that in my two man forms, we give it our all and pull no punches, and this was my own fault… but I was cursing my macho policy that day when I wound up walking funny in a severe state of discomfort for the rest of the day.
was sparring one day a while back, thinking that jim and the twins were protected nicely by the cup. little did i imagine that i’d catch the kick at the same time the cup had pinched the twins apart.
thinking my bits were protected
even though señor left had defected
outside of the cup
as the snapkick came up 
to the ice chest my pals were directed
“Dangit, Bobby, ya didn’t have to kick me in my fellas!” - Hank Hill
Bill Dauterive: “I wish I had a son to kick me in the the testicles.”
Dale kicks Bill in the testicles
Dale Gribble: “Be careful what you wish for!”