In the town in which I live(Lexington, NC)a Southern style kung fu school recently openned. On the sign that went up on the front of the school it said “Southern Kung Fu and Chi Kung”.
About a week later, an aquaintence of mine who learned of my martial arts background came up to me and asked if I had seen the new southern kung fu school that had openned up. I said yes, but before I could elaborate on what I new of southern kung fu, this guy turns his hat sideways on his head, sticks his tongue into his cheek as if he was chewing tobacco, balls up his fists old style and asks me if I want to “wrassle”, talking in his best southern draw.
It hit me then that this ignorant fellow was somehow of the belief that the “southern” in southern kung fu must refer to the South, as in southern United States.
I couldn’t help but laugh myself as visions of overall clad red necks chewing tobacco and square dancing forms filled my mind.
Just thought ya’ll might get a chuckle outta this.
If you go to your family reunion to pick up chicks…
You might be a redneck
Most actions of men can be explained by observing a pack of dogs. Not wild dogs, just neighborhood dogs who all scurry under the fence on the same night and set off together to reclaim a glimmer of the glory their species possessed before domestication.
