Really Weird Royal Dragon IM!!

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OMG!! She is still trying!!

BUZZ!!!
royaldragonusa: hi
whereislove_mary: how er yu
whereislove_mary: ?
whereislove_mary: ?
royaldragonusa: good, and you?
whereislove_mary: fine
whereislove_mary: how about the money?
royaldragonusa: LOL!! Ur too funny!
whereislove_mary: am sorry babe
whereislove_mary: assist me
royaldragonusa: Ur pretty stoubure, I’ll give yo that!
whereislove_mary: u mean?
royaldragonusa: I mean you do not give up.
whereislove_mary: will u send it
whereislove_mary: ?
royaldragonusa: How would I do that?
whereislove_mary: western union
royaldragonusa: Where too?
whereislove_mary: Nigeria
royaldragonusa: So, I’m just gonna send $200.0 to nigeria? it’s a big place, how would you know where to find it?
whereislove_mary: when u send it through western union
whereislove_mary: u will just email and give me the details given to u by western union
whereislove_mary: and i will know how to collect it here
whereislove_mary: as well
royaldragonusa: Impossible, I don’t even know your name…
whereislove_mary: Mary
royaldragonusa: Mary what? there are thousands of Mary’s
whereislove_mary: Mary Collins
royaldragonusa: well, thats a start. I need the address of you locla western union as well.
whereislove_mary:
Name:Mary Collins
Address:2,carol ave
Lagos,Nigeria,23401
thats just what u need to send it as well
royaldragonusa: Ok, I will see what I cna do later.
whereislove_mary: are u trying to send it for me 2day?
royaldragonusa: if I have time.
whereislove_mary: ok thank u
royaldragonusa: You’d beter cook me a big meal when you get back though!
whereislove_mary: i will
whereislove_mary: u will send me this as soon as u send me the money
whereislove_mary: Mtcn
whereislove_mary: Text and answer
whereislove_mary: Senders and receivers name
whereislove_mary: Amount
whereislove_mary: Ok
royaldragonusa: Sure
whereislove_mary: yup

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Man, RD, the thing that I don’t understand is why do you keep talking to these psychos? You need a psycho filter.

What you need to find is a Target Rich Environment. You need to find a place where there’s lots of women, real women, not predatory Internet women.

I found out one place where they hang out by the dozens, and I’ll PM you.

Oh, and BTW you seem to not mind dating single moms. Single moms are like the easiest women in the world to find.

All you have to do is go to these stupid events like Christmas parties. Yes, Christmas parties. Start talking to women, tell them you’re a single dad.

They’ll start trying to set you up with all their single mom friends. You get to pick the saner/better looking ones.

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LOL!! I’m actually going to a Christmas party Friday! I am freinds with this Yoga girl. Her husband ownes an art gallery, and she invited me to thier anual carroling bash.

24

lucky for me my brother’s friend is throwing a big new year’s bash.
my brother’s newly divorced and this guy knows about my situation.
apparently every single girl he knows will be there.
probably not going to be my kinda people, but at least it’s something until i make it overseas next year.

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I have never gotten IMs like that. I guess they know better than to mess with me.

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[QUOTE=Royal Dragon;726647]LOL!! I’m actually going to a Christmas party Friday! I am freinds with this Yoga girl. Her husband ownes an art gallery, and she invited me to thier anual carroling bash.[/QUOTE]

That’s perfect. Hopefully she’ll have some relatively sane and in shape friends, or the people there will. Anyway, this is an easy way because all you have to do is make yourself available, and they’ll do the work.

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I have never gotten IMs like that. I guess they know better than to mess with me.

Reply]
No, I think it’s more like you are not dumb enough to encourage them, where as I apparently am. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Stop talking to fat poor men on the internet, dui shenti bu hao.
(its bad for health)

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dude lik can’t u see shes for real! send her the money!

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Correct me if I’m wrong…

…but I could’ve sworn she called herself “Mary Monticello” in one of the original IMs, and then in the last one, she changed her last name to “Collins”.

Either way, she’s nuts.

TuG.

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dude send her 200 pennies… aka 2 dollars. and be like i thought you said 200 pennies. lol

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[QUOTE=Shaolinlueb;727281]dude send her 200 pennies… aka 2 dollars. and be like i thought you said 200 pennies. lol[/QUOTE]

Hahah that’s actually pretty good. Made me smile. :slight_smile:

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LOL!! Everyone si sugjesting the $2.00 thing!

If I wasn’t so lazy, I’d do it just to waste her time in getting up and going to Western Union.

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i can’t beleive their still running this scam? i had a chic IM me like that before, and i’ve seen several similar. although, i have to admit i didn’t carry on the conversation nearly as long. i don’t even think it went past a few minutes. jus FYI, it’s a different type of scam…but have fun in the meanwhile :smiley:

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I figured this is a new combo of the Russain dateing scamm, and the Nigerian banker scamm.

The only reason it went on so long, is because I like toying with con artists. :smiley:

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[QUOTE=tug;727279]…but I could’ve sworn she called herself “Mary Monticello” in one of the original IMs, and then in the last one, she changed her last name to “Collins”.

Either way, she’s nuts.

TuG.[/QUOTE]

Good pt, but maybe she recently got divorced?? or maybe she got remarried?? :smiley: or maybe he (yes, he!) forgot which last name to use with RD as opposed to someone else he’s trying to scam money out of?? :confused: :smiley:

Whatever it is, its nuts!

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No, Monticello is my alias form when I was a telemarketer back when I was young.

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Heee, hee, heee!! And RD was mine!!

39

so dude waste her time and send two cents :slight_smile:

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[QUOTE=Royal Dragon;727414]No, Monticello is my alias form when I was a telemarketer back when I was young.[/QUOTE]

Ah, there it is.

Seriously, throw the dog a bone and send her/him $2.00.

I do like what you did (tried) to get her/him to lay off.

TuG.