Josh will always be the Grand Ultimate Fish to me.
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Josh will always be the Grand Ultimate Fish to me.
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Pica
He is just a kid having fun with us old guys…seriously. All this arguing over whether he fights these guys is in all seriousness just for fun.
Ralek does not practice. He does not take any martial arts from any instructors. He plays MA video games, has a Gracie CD and watches UFC matches. He can beat any kung fu guy in the world, and beats off while watching sweaty BJJ stylists lay on thier backs, wishing he were on top. ![]()
All of that is in his very own words…except my embelishment about the sweaty BJJ stuff.
And he loves when new people think he is really serious.
If you all don’t believe me then just ask Shaolin Tiger. He was a member of the forum and can verify that i fought him. I also fought the tai chi guy.
I think Apoweyn personally knows Shaolin Tiger. You can ask Apoweyn. I have fought. And if your in Maryland just tell me you want to fight and i will fight you.
Brazilian jiujitsu is superior.
Yeah, he fought Shaolin Tiger. Yeah, it was legit. No idea about the taiji player though. Doesn’t matter anyway. Josh is more talented than we’d like to believe. It wouldn’t suprise me to learn that he’d done this. It also wouldn’t suprise me to learn that it’s absolute bollocks.
But, Josh, you and I both know this video game thing is a farce. You’re talented. I believe that. But the games. Nah.
Stuart B.
“talented” at lying, flaming, challenging, insulting and most of all RUNNING.
and yet, he fought. or sparred, more accurately.
when is this taiji class anyway?
Wow. Rolls lied to us again. Who would have ever guessed…?
K. Mark Hoover
They tai chi nerds get together and meet at the gymnasium on mondays at 6:00 pm and do tai chi stuff.
On Fridays they get togther and do tai chi squatting stances at 6:00 pm.
Brazilian jiujitsu is superior.
What a magnanimous offer, Rolls. You’re all heart.
K. Mark Hoover
so what does he actually train in apowen? shaolintiger say that he actually was a grappler or what?
where’s my beer?
I’m only going to say this once, Ralek, although I don’t expect you to understand. You need to hear it, though.
THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN FIGHTING.
I am the Grand Ultimate Silk Pyjama
You know I’ve been thinking about this.
I have never believed that Ralek just watches video games, etc. But I hope he is not lying about his skills, and fighting people. That’s kind of cowardly. If Ralek actually is a rep of BJJ at some school, it just further proves the reasons why I left BJJ in the first place.
I can beat people that don’t have the skills I do too. That doesn’t make me tough. If you are doing that, you’re giving the grappling arts a bad name. …and it’s not like we need another one. :mad:
Ryu

“One who takes pride in shallow knowledge or understanding is like a monkey who delights in adorning itself with garbage.”
I Challenge Ralek
Ralek,
I used to live in Frederick and I return regularly. If you wish to pit your skills and strengths against an old school kung fu guy, I’m there. If you are concerned about my physics, I am 5’8" 190lbs.
If you would like to meet at the base of Gambrill Mountain, I will give you a challenge. Any times and dates are good.
We can discuss any conventions you may have.
Ben Wilson, Longquan “Dragon Fist”
He will only fight Friday morning between 10 am and 11 am, at a place of his choosing guaranteed to have curious bystanders calling the police. He will not fight if you have ever practiced anything other than ‘traditional’ Chinese kungfu (the definition of which may change without notice at any moment) in any way whatsoever. He will be personally polite and observe sparring rules, then tell everyone how he demolished you in a blood-shedding duel of epic proportions.
Please bring a 3rd party along, and take pictures and/or videotapes ![]()
that’s about the size of it, yeah.
gda,
i have no idea what josh trains. nor where. maybe he does just train by gracie cd-rom. maybe he’s a natural talent. who cares?
the video game thing is nonsense though. and he knows it.
hell, it’s not like josh doesn’t give you plenty of reason to mock him. so he might be a good fighter. he’s lied, made an arse of himself, and ‘challenged’ the most fearsome taiji instructor in all of frederick, maryland. game on!
stuart b.
Ralek vs. tai chi
Didn’t he “win” with a right hook or a right cross or something? That’s not specifically a Jujitsu move there. Unless it was a right hook that was an internal tribute to Jujitsu. ![]()
Relak
I admire you. you are very entertaining, and I enjoy the conflict you create. You claim BJJ is superior, and to be unbeaten! This statement makes me a little curious. Why you ask? I am the unbeatable Felonious Monk, and I take kungfu. So either you are wrong or I am (and I’m never wrong) I challenged you before but no reply! It can be friendly if you want. I would just like to meet the man behind the mouth. As for talk of banning you, I enjoy your posts. I don’t agree with most of them but like them. BJJ can’t be superior because I am…
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The unbeatable Felonious Monk
I bet shaolin tiger IS Ralek and ralek just wants you to call “him” so he can fake it. No one has ever spoken to ralek, and its easy for anyone to make a new alias.
“Damned be the day that befalls us in a most hostile manner that shall compromise our Country, and damned be the great lengths at which are required of to stir our Patriotism.” - Anonymous
we’ve already been through this.