Questions for Bin Laden

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According to CNN, someone claiming to represent al Qaeda has asked Al Jazeera and CNN to submit written questions for Osama bin Laden.

What questions would you ask Bin Laden

  1. Which do you find cuter, goats or donkeys ?
  2. Who’s your stylist ?
  3. Is it true you’ve got a small ween1e ?
    and of course, the classic
  4. If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be ?
    :smiley:
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  1. Can you please stop killing people?

  2. Can you PLEASE stop killing people?

  3. Please, I’m begging you.. Stop killing people.

3

What’s the flight velocity of a European swallow?

“One who takes pride in shallow knowledge or understanding is like a monkey who delights in adorning itself with garbage.”

4

“Dude, who cuts your hair?”

woops, that was #2, drat.

Ok, how about “Man, who’s your tailor?”

We should not give this putz the personal publicity he so craves. Osama is trolling the world. :rolleyes:

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So, how’s that arabian kiddie action goin?

What’s PLO stand for. Palestian Localized Orgasm?

How long is your… “Kwok can’t allow that”
Revenge is a *****, ain’t it?

[This message was edited by RENEGADE_MONK on 10-17-01 at 05:29 PM.]

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youre killin’ me! Awesome!

what is the definition of an arguement?

Zvika

“He’s not dead, 'es resting! Well if 'e’s resting, I’ll wake him up! 'Ello Mr. Polly Parrot…” -Monty Python, Dead Parrot Sketch

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One question…
Wanna fight? No weapons, no guns. He has offended my family, & he’s probably offended the Shaolin Temple. Let’s see how tough he is in hand to hand… :mad: :mad:

“Through strength, learn gentleness. Through gentleness, strength will prevail”