Private Fighting

Hey everyone.

I know this year going into highschool I am going to get in alot of confrontations.There is no place to fight against other arts here.I plan on getting in a few fights this year.I just started talking to a professional NHB guy and he told me never to fight in the street,I told him that id like to bring the people to my backyard and fight there,but I dont want the people I fight to know where my home is.

Can anyone think of non public places to fight.
I dont think the boxing gyms would let 2 kids in so they can fight eachother…

And yes I will fight people this year no matter what any of you say.I dont want to seem like an ******* but that is the only way i can get real experience…

IXIJoe KaveyIXI

Fighting

Patience young skywalker, the darkside will seek you out in time whether you want it or not, just be prepared, seek it not. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

“And the crowd called out for more”

perfect location

Fight them in front of the local police precinct. Then you can both get arrested and thrown into juvie, where you can then really hone your skills.

Are all teenagers this impulsive nowadays?

I knew alot of you would do this…

IXIJoe KaveyIXI

Fight in their backyard.

My friends and I started something sort of like a fight club… I bought 2 pairs of gloves, 2 headgear things and I got my self a mouth guard. And basically we fight until one of us gives up. This way our faces aren’t to messed up after wards.. And you don’t have to worry about some one pulling a gun or knife.

Last time we did this like 20 people from my high school showed up to watch, so I think I’m going to start making people pay to watch. And then ill make it so both fighters put in like 50$ each and the winner takes it(and i take 20% from each fight cause i run the thing). And Then I’m going to tape all the fights and post the on a web page, and companies pay to have the advertisements on my site. And then ill be rich!!!

oh i forgot

and people will be able to place bets, and ill rig matchs and stuff

Sounds like a fun plan

:smiley: until you get sued by some kids parent who is angry because his childs left and right arms are broken for some $100 backyard fight club match. Of course you shouldn’t have any worries as you will have millions of dollars saved up for lawyer fees. Besides that, I am sure your parents will support you through this one as it was their entire idea to begin with! :smiley:

  • Nexus

Freedom is what you do with what is done to you. - Sartres

martial joe

hey joe don’t fight go to school to learn not fight . i think your sifu would be happy that you didn’t fight. as to where don’t go to your house and fight thats the number one rule in street fighting don’t get you family involve . anyway you are a wing chun man now so only fight to protect your family and self.

i would hate to hear that you got hurt
plus nowaday kids fight with guns.

no wing chun techniques is faster than a bullet

nelson

What if I get them to sign a waiver before they fight? One that basically states that they are entering the backyard at there own risk and we wont accept any responsibility for any thing that happens to them once there inside. Except I’ll make it more detailed, and ill get lawyer to look over it.

But it won’t matter, cause ill run the whole thing through the Korean mafia, and no one will know I have any connection to the backyard fight club, and if I do get caught I’ll blame it on my mom, because it was her idea after all, right nexus

I know how you guys say…I dont want to here about you getting hurt or introuble and all that…that is exactly what I expected from you nice people.

I clearly stated in my post that I wasnt going to listen if you said those things.That will not stop me from fighting.If you told me something I didnt know on the otherhand I would take that into consideration.

Jas~You said it their backyard,yes that could be posiple…can you think of anywhere else?

IXIJoe KaveyIXI

haha…the mafia…

IXIJoe KaveyIXI

if you were my student…

I’d kick you out of my club… whether you’ve won or lost.

How come?

IXIJoe KaveyIXI

To quote Australian band, The Cruel Sea:

“You better get yourself a lawyer, son. Get a real good one.”

So many things can go wrong with what you are proposing they could fill a book. If you really have to do this, talk to a lawyer, but I would be surprised if you ever found one who didn’t tell you the idea was a REALLY bad one legally.

If NHB fights are banned in so many states of the US, how likely is it that backyard brawling will ever be legal?

You might also want to consider having a doctor present, if you can ever find one who will go along with this plan.

Whipping Hand..are you anti violant?

IXIJoe KaveyIXI

No…

I’m anti-stupid.

I think I’ll just keep it the way it is right now, just me and a few friends sparing all out. And that’s what I was suggesting to Joe.

But you would think the cops would support this kind of thing. If 2 kids were going to fight either way, wouldn’t it be better to have them fight in a controlled environment, where no one can pull a weapon and the fights would always be 1v1 not like 5v1. Plus the fights would be stopped before any one dies, and what’s the harm in me making a little money while they’re at it…

So you want to fight them in your back yard without them knowing where you live ?
Tell them that, and then tell them that you have to blindfold them so they cannot see where you live. Once they are blindfolded, smack 'em up side the head till they’re down. Great way to win a fight. :smiley:

Fight in middle mans backyard, some one who is neutral with you and the guy your going to fight.