it’s like that time…at band camp…
Good… Bad… I’m the guy with the gun.
Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
Nope. Just me baby… Just me.
You found me beautiful once…
Honey, you got real ugly.
Shop smart, shop S-Mart.
“There wouldn’t be any trouble if it weren’t for that king sh!t cop! All I wanted was something to eat…but the man kept pushing me.”- Sylvester Stallone in First Blood
From the Simpsons:
Grandpa: “I’m an old man, no one listens to me.”
Lisa: “I’m a young girl, no one listens to me.”
Homer: “I’m a white male aged 18 to 49, everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.”
(Homer goes to the cabinet and takes out a can of food with a label that reads, “Nuts and Gum: Together At Last”)
So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o’clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn’t go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there’s a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it’s closed. So there’s me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they’ve got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son… that’s a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
- Del Preston, “Wayne’s World”
“Man, you come right out of a comic book.”
– Enter the Dragon (of course)
“We must show them Japanese Bushido is the best.”
“All right then… Let’s beat 'em up!”
– Fists of Fury (aka: Chinese Connection)
“Am I the meanest?”
“SHO’ NUFF!”
“Am I the prettiest?”
“SHO’ NUFF!”
“Am I the baddest mo fo lowdown around this town?”
“SHO’ NUFF!”
“Who am I?”
“SHO’ NUFF!”
“I can’t hear you.”
“SHO’ NUFF!”
– The Last Dragon (The Shogun of Harlem, YEAH!)
I know it’s not film, but…
More form The Simpsons: 
Homer (talking about holding a gun): “I felt this incredible surge of power, like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.”
(a pro football QB): I used to party all night and sleep with underwear models until Ned and his bible group showed me there was much more.
Homer: Professional Athletes…always wantin’ more…
Okay, I say Black Belt Jones would whip Bruce Leroy. I got five on it, actually.
Anyone taking the Last Dragon in this fight?
Impossible. Leroy Green is the Last Dragon. He posseses the power of The Glow.
I would vote for Jim Kelly to win if he ever fought Taimak, however.
Not film but…
“I love it when a plan comes together” - A Team
“Son, your ego is writting checks your body can’t cash” - Top Gun
From I’m Gonna Git You Sucka
May I help you, sir?
How much for a order a ribs?
Uh, two fifty.
Two fifty? How many ribs do I get with that?
Uh, 'bout five.
Five. So, I guess that’s about fifty cents a rib, huh?
Yeah, ‘bout.
Let me get one.
Right on. One order!
One order o’ ribs!
No, no. No, no. One rib.
One rib.
I sure am hungry.
Uh, make that one rib to go.
One rib?
One rib. What else?
You got any soda?
One dollar.
Aw, come on now, look out for a brother man, come on. Hey check this out, why don’t you let me get a sip for fifteen cent?
My cups cost more than fifteen cents.
Alright, f[size=2]uck[/size] the cup, pour it in my hand for a dime.
Look, you greasy haired, Jeri Curl… pay me and get the hell outta my store!
You got change for a hundred?
Wizard of Oz:
“Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!”
“What would you do with a brain if you had one?”
“Who’d of thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness? What a world! What a world!”
Star Wars:
“Do not be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed…”
Blood of Heroes(in UK, Day of the Jugger)
“I’ve never hurt a soul except to put a dog skull on a stake, and I never will.”
Some kung fu flick:
“Here is a stick, Master. Please beat me for my insolence.”
Life of Brian:
“He says ‘Blessed are the cheesemakers’.”
“Wewease wodewick!”
Holy Grail:
“What also floats on water?”
“A duck!”
“Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?”
and, of course
“You teensie wiper of other people’s bottoms, I faaaart in your general direction.”
“Now go away or I shall taunt you once more.”
And, as said by this hot chick at the opening of a scene in that Steven Seagal movie with the samarai rasta dude:
“Screwface?”
Move this to ‘martial media’ forum pls!
I’ll keep it alive myself!!!
1)‘I like big, fat men like you; when you fall you make more noise, and sometimes you never get up!’
Eli Wallach in ‘The Good, The Bad and The Ugly’
2)‘There are two kinds of men my friend, those who wear spurs and those who come in the window’… or something like that…
As above.
3)‘There are two kinds of men, my friend, those with guns, and those who dig.’
Clint Eastwood in the above…
4)‘If any of you **** this up I’ll have you shaved, sterilised and destroyed…’ (paraphrased)
Brad Pitt in jolly old ‘Twelve Monkeys’.
5)The whole of ‘Casablanca’!
- Most of ‘Holy Grail’ and ‘Life of Brian’!
and on and on and on…!
“You’re a Big man but you’re out of shape and I do this for a livin” Carter (Michael Caine) in Get Carter
" I’m gonna kill ya, and then I’m gonna cook ya, and then I’m gonna eat ya!" John Maclaine (Bruce Willis) in Die Hard
The entire Spinal Tap script. Including:
“This one goes to eleven.” - Nigel Tuffnel
“It’s one louder.” - Nigel Tuffnel
“No we’ve not doing fackin’ Stone Henge!” - David St. Hubbins
“What’s in the Flask Egg? Magic potion?”- Jack Burton
“Yup.” - Egg Chen
“Good! Thought so.” “What do we do with it? Drink it?”
“Yup.” - EC
“Good! Thought so.” - JB
Big Trouble in Little China
“You Rwebel scum!”
Return of the Muppets (er..sorry Jedi)
“…FU[SIZE=2]CK[/SIZE] YOU!.. Oh Yeah! You Want some!!FU[SIZE=2]CK[/SIZE] YOU!!..” Hudson (Bill Paxton) Aliens II
“The Salmon Mooousse!” - Death
The Meaning of Life
thats enough for now:)
Mmmm… my thread is coming along nicely
New Age Therapist: “What would you rather have - a life full of peace, calmness and happiness; or a life full of fear?”
Homer Simpson: “What type of beer?”
…
Girly in The Fly: “Oh my God, you’re getting worse.”
Jeff Goldenbottom: “I’m… getting… better!”
…
(I hate American teen comedies, but the American Pie movies were something special)
Stifler: “Love your accent. Love your ding dong.”
Stifler: “I got peed on!”
Kevin: Separately we are flawed and vunerable, but together we are the masters of our sexual destiny.
Jim: [imitating dubbed martial-arts dialogue] Their tiger-style kung fu is strong, but our dragon-style kung fu will defeat it!
Kevin: Guys…
Chris “Oz” Ostreicher: The Shaolin masters of East and West must unite! Fight! And find out who is number one!