No actually, I bet I’ve smoked WAY more than you. Anyway, I’m way cleverer than any of you- I know LOADS about science and philosophy etc.
i think this thread sums everything up nicely
HOLY CRAP! Here I’ve been going around saying Xie Xie to people and I should have been saying Arigato! :eek: And all those Chinese people who keep saying Xie Xie… I wonder what they are really saying if not “thank you”. Mabey Xie Xie really means white-skinned devil.
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You really are the most stupid person on earth aren’t you?
Sincerely,
Simon McNeil
In China.
Paging Admin:
Actually I think I must revise a statement I made earlier today in another thread. I don’t think Vasquez and Mega_Fist share notes. I think they are the same troll using two nicks. The pattern is the same. They blab on about their great teacher, make a bunch of claims about their own skills and then start offering to teach all of us serious practicioners. Come on Admin can you do something about these trolls please!
You’ve already got my invite, you and your M8T Andy. So you up for a trip to the worker’s paradise? I’ll even put you up on my couch until your bruises heal.
Oh and just for a laugh why don’t you add ol’ Ashida to your posse of death. Tell him that I still want that match and I don’t care how many times he bans me from his website for calling him the cowardly scheister he is; next time I get drunk and am ****ed off enough by trolls like you I_Eat_Ninjas will return!
Dude! That’s like… crap Canuk beer made for teenagers parties. You want the good stuff: go with Sleemans or Rickards. Or do what a lot of Canadians do when they have taste too refined for Molsons and Labatts, buy European Beer, Corona or Amarca Bavaria.
Or Tsing Tao is always good.
Especially when you live in China and the alternatives are Hans Beer, Xing Hua Cun and Bud.
Mega fist?
May I become your student?
Cause I do WT and to be honest, I am tired of getting beaten up by girls.
Do I get a flashy uniform? Do I need to meet you for training or can we train in a cyber training hall?
Thanks Mega fist and I am looking to meet the master of masters Andy
Thaegen, you no longer have to fear (for fear is a sign of weakness) about being beaten. I will train you online in the school of Judo that I have learned from Andy who learned it from John Takeshi.
However, to prove your devotion you must answer this riddle.
“If the tiger has the spiritual, the serpant has…”?
Good luck my friend
You know, I think I could easily beat Andy (Judo Nunchuka Grandmaster) because I have read lots of Bruce Tegner’s books and have seen several martial arts movies, plus I actually have had for reals martial arts training up close AND in person. 
But OTOH, who knows, maybe Andy (Judo Nunchuka Grandmaster) could show me a thing or two, like maybe… HOW TO SHUT UP HIS IMBECILE M8, MEGA_FIST, ONCE AND FOR ALL!
RFB
“If the tiger has the spiritual, the serpant has…”?
Serpant? Is that something like a trouser snake?
Childish childish. My mate Andy can do the splits by the way which means that he can do judo kicking very well.
“the power of the judo kick can destroy the enemy within” John Takeshi
Childish childish.
Look who’s talking. Had any luck with the mod getting me banned yet, you being friends and all?
My mate Andy can do the splits by the way which means that he can do judo kicking very well.
I can do the splits as well, by the way, so I guess I could pick it up very easily, especially since you said earlier in the thread that judo had no kicks.
Give him a break
Mega, I HAVE heard of grandmaster Andy.
He is good. :eek:
Why do you ask people to fight you AND your mates, why not one on one ?
How bout two on two you and your mate versus me and my BEST friend Steve Segal.
He’s in between made for TV movies now so we’ve got some time for a battle…
I warn you though, him and i both know the art of 5 point - kick your a$$ - exploding brain technique.
If i used it, i could render you retarded, however i fear you havent recovered from the last time someone used it on you.
I think thats the school bell ringing, gotta go…
[QUOTE=Mega_Fist]Childish childish. My mate Andy can do the splits by the way which means that he can do judo kicking very well.
Dude, tell your MATE, Andy, to pull his bo staff out of your A$$. :eek: :eek: :eek:
hung sing choy lee fut is the most famous in the west! :mad:
Is Pedro there?
I’m training to be a cage fighter…
You go to school!?? that’s so sad. Me and my mates don’t bother- we just go into town and smoke.
But thanks for saying nice things about sensei Andy, I’m glad someone has some respect.
“the self is the mind of the opponent” Win Chu
Right, seeing as none of you are brave enough to reply I can only assume that you all accept the origins of Wing Chun.
Keep up the high level, dry, trolling! lolol
Right you think you’re cool. Answer me this, what is wooden dummy?
Oh don’t know? Thought so much.
This is the answer that I know from memory:
“Wooden dummy”
Muk Yan Jong (???; pinyin: mùrénzhu?ng; Yale Cantonese: muk6 yan4 jong1; “wooden dummy”)
The Muk Yan Jong form is performed with a “wooden dummy”, a contraption made from several wooden posts, representing a human opponent. The wooden dummy is used to train and test Wing Chun techniques.