One step closer...

…to being that ornery old man.

I was driving down a street today and stopped because the car in front of me was getting ready to parallel park…and a skateboard punk zips past me on the right, vears in front of me and around the front end of the car parallel parking causing that driver to freak out and almost hit the car behind her because she thought she was about to hit someone.

After the car finished parking I continued down the street to find myself coming up on this jerk cruising in the center of the lane. :smiley: oh, the temptation…but, no, I just laid on the horn and made him almost bail. He flipped me off when I went by him and I hit the brakes and he jumped of the board and ran for the sidewalk.

it’s the little things in life that make me happy. :slight_smile:

keep up the good work :smiley:

Thanks. It’s a tough job but someone has to do it.

Especially now, in this town. We just elected an all liberal town council with a liberal mayor. Up till now, it’s been very balanced between the town council and the mayor. Neither side has been able to do what they wanted completely at will.

Kinda scary, the yippies have taken over. :eek:

:eek: You mean there’s yippies in Asheville? :smiley:

Seroiusly, Asheville is a great place; I love visiting there.

yea, my new landlords are perfect examples.

They are less than 30 years old, had some sort of inheritance and bought this 1922 building I’m in. They are clueless about the maintenance issues which is good for me as I’ve been doing some lucrative side work for them.

Half of the windows/doors are new and half of them are original wrought iron windows. The new windows/doors are double paned and much more efficient at conserving heat/cooling. They are planning to rip them all out and replace with more original windows and doors for the ‘look’. I couldn’t help but point out that if they do that they could count on their electrical bill to increase dramatically.:rolleyes:

If its that important to them to have “the look” then aren’t there architects that can provide the original look with the modern efficiency? It costs more, but isn’t that important. Plus, it would further the energy savings which is important in this age of fossil fuel dependence and global warming.

I’m just saying. . . .

yea, my new landlords are perfect examples.

They are less than 30 years old, had some sort of inheritance and bought this 1922 building I’m in. They are clueless about the maintenance issues which is good for me as I’ve been doing some lucrative side work for them.

Half of the windows/doors are new and half of them are original wrought iron windows. The new windows/doors are double paned and much more efficient at conserving heat/cooling. They are planning to rip them all out and replace with more original windows and doors for the ‘look’. I couldn’t help but point out that if they do that they could count on their electrical bill to increase dramatically.:rolleyes:

I am very often that skateboard punk!

This is how I see it:

The street is a lot smoother than the sidewalk so its better to use to get across town (some of us don’t drive everywhere, some of us don’t even have cars).

So, a car is stopped in the slow lane and is looking to back into a spot so I can’t pass them on the right … that would interfere with the person parking. And oh, here’s a guy behind them who didn’t realise she was going to park … you’d think the break lights in the middle of an open lane would have been a good hint … so I’ll break left, pass both of them as quick as possible, and then go back to hugging the side of the road as close to the parked cars as possible.

Very often JERKS will beep or even sway close to me to scare me … which is dangerous, because a rock or crack in the road can throw me (I ride a snakeboard) very easily.

Often I put my hands up in the universal, “Why don’t you come back if you got beef” but they keep going. Don’t be tough with you car! Don’t be tough with your words. If you’re going to be tough, be tough like a man: face to face.

I almost had to beat the **** out of someone at the beach yesterday for being a total **** but was nice, and chose the path of peace instead. I admit, I was kind of hoping he’s esculate it – after he said, “Yea, I’m talking to you” – but I guess he realised anyone so quick to paddle right up to him to adress the issue, forcefully but calm and peacefully, wasn’t scared of his chubby little ass.

Be nice to people! Or people might not be nice to you.

Once people disregard common sense, I stop being nice to them. Not to mention disregarding laws intended to keep people safe. If he hadn’t of pulled the first stunt and almost made the woman wreck her car, I wouldn’t have responded as such when I came up behind him on the street.

Here’s the funny thing, Asheville dumped a fair amount of money in to a nice skate park…a mere 2 blocks from where this happened. Skateboards have no business on the road period. They are too small and move too fast. That’s why they are not allowed there by law.

man, something’s going on with my posts.

I think I responded to this but then there was a double post of the second post…

anyway, yea, it could be done but these kids have more ideas than money or sense.

Actually, skateboards are not allowed on public roads because they have no braking system.

You can tell you are getting older when you start behaving in a way opposite of the way you did in your youth. Example, I live near the bottom of a hill in my subdivision. At the top of my lot there’s a culvert and drainage ditch that cemented. There’s one kid that will come flying down the hill on his BMX, hit the ditch, and catch some pretty decent air before landing in my yard. Now, I don’t own the drainage ditch (drainage easement) but I can just see him landing wrong, breaking his arm or something and his parents suing me for not preventing the kid from riding his bike and jumping onto my property.

Of course as soon as I put a fence around my yard, the kid will come flying down and not be able to stop before he hits my fence, and then they will sue.

Dam n lawyers. :eek: :smiley:

Oso, in my town it is illegal to ride your bike on the sidewalk … sidewalks are for pedestrian foot traffic. Skateboards, particularly snakeboards, do not work well on sidewalks that are generally in disrepare… streets are the most convenient way to go.

I know why some people have the need to yell “get on the sidewalk” when I’m riding my skateboard or tall bike… when they can just as easily go around. After all, I’m actually using energy, not sitting on my a$$ in air conditioning. I used to think they were just mean, grumpy people. But now I see it as a kind of jelousy. Some people see me and my friends on our custom bikes and yell out, “Get a job!.”

I have a job! Some of my friends are rich and don’t need jobs.

It’s a jelousy that they have not only lost their physical youth, but their mental and spiritual youth. Lighten up man. You’ll get where you’re going. Take it easy. Why bring someone else down just because you’re grumpy? Why be grumpy in the first place? Put soem good music on and enjoy your life.

Dude, you’re just as bad as the kid on the skateboard if not worse. The only difference is, you’re an “adult” and a martial artist and should be more responsible.

So the kid made a bad decision and the lady “almost” wrecked her car. Keyword = “almost”.

So you take it upon yourself to teach this kid a lesson and come up on him and lay on the horn.

Take it from someone who’s been on the receiving end of one of those horns from time to time. You scared the sh!t out of the kid. You’re lucky that the kid didn’t bail, fall off his board and end up under your tires. How would you have felt then. Who’s the jerk now?

Then after he flips you off you slam on the brakes like you’re going to dish out some street justice.

“Once people disregard common sense, I stop being nice to them. Not to mention disregarding laws intended to keep people safe. If he hadn’t of pulled the first stunt and almost made the woman wreck her car, I wouldn’t have responded as such when I came up behind him on the street.”

The real bottom line: Just because a person does something stupid and wrong doesn’t give you the right to do something more stupid or more wrong.

As an Architect who works in Historic Preservation I find this very funny! especially considering that they can have modern windows installed that have the same profile as the historic ones. :smiley:

I love how skaters, cyclists and bikers get all peeved at people in cars. I love the bumper stickers that say, “have you seen a motorcycle lately…you should look again.” These people get mad when motorists don’t follow the traffic laws and don’t see them, but most of the time (most) problems get started by someone who is using some form of alternative transportation and thinks he can just squeeze around/through/by the cars that are in his way. The way I feel about is that if you are on the road, you obey the rules of the road. If you’re on a skateboard and someone is trying to parallel park, another car is stopped to let them finish…you don’t just sneak on by because you can. You stop your little piece of wood and don’t try to manuever through the traffic…same thing for any situation and any motorist. If you don’t, you’re just endangering everyone involved.

And if someone does do something stupid like that…I don’t think it gives anyone else the right to set them straight. We all want to, and I’m sure that I would be inclined to do the same, but when it boils down to it, we aren’t their freakin’ parents.

The operative word in all of the previous posts is definitely “almost.” Just because something almost happens doesn’t mean that you must make something else happen.

Actually, skateboards are not allowed on public roads because they have no braking system.

good point.

Oso, in my town it is illegal to ride your bike on the sidewalk … sidewalks are for pedestrian foot traffic. Skateboards, particularly snakeboards, do not work well on sidewalks that are generally in disrepare… streets are the most convenient way to go.

Are they legal on the street in your town?

I know why some people have the need to yell “get on the sidewalk” when I’m riding my skateboard or tall bike… when they can just as easily go around. After all, I’m actually using energy, not sitting on my a$$ in air conditioning. I used to think they were just mean, grumpy people. But now I see it as a kind of jelousy. Some people see me and my friends on our custom bikes and yell out, “Get a job!.”

I have a job! Some of my friends are rich and don’t need jobs.

If you’re on a bicycle then you can be on the street as long as you obey the laws for bicycles on the street. I’m an avid biker and the only thing that ****es me off more than skate punks in the street is bicyclists who don’t know how to act when they are on the street.

It’s a jelousy that they have not only lost their physical youth, but their mental and spiritual youth. Lighten up man. You’ll get where you’re going. Take it easy. Why bring someone else down just because you’re grumpy? Why be grumpy in the first place? Put soem good music on and enjoy your life.

See, you’re obviously not paying attention to my posts…I’m choosing to be a grumpy old man and enjoying the hell out of it. :smiley:

Dude, you’re just as bad as the kid on the skateboard if not worse. The only difference is, you’re an “adult” and a martial artist and should be more responsible.

I was totally responsible. I alerted him to the fact that he was in the wrong place and being a menace to society.

So the kid made a bad decision and the lady “almost” wrecked her car. Keyword = “almost”.

Right, only because she was being alert enough to spot the kid, not hit him and not hit anything else. He made a bad decision and obviously didn’t give a sh!t. So, I let him know.

So you take it upon yourself to teach this kid a lesson and come up on him and lay on the horn.

Take it from someone who’s been on the receiving end of one of those horns from time to time.

Sounds like you were in the wrong place. I doubt you would have had a car horn blown at you if you were in a skate park.

You scared the sh!t out of the kid. You’re lucky that the kid didn’t bail, fall off his board and end up under your tires. How would you have felt then. Who’s the jerk now?

[I]If he had bailed it would have been his own fault. Using your car horn to alert someone else is not illegal. If he had bailed after I blew the horn I would have been able to stop in plenty of time. I was only going 5mph.

Also, FTR, this ‘kid’ was probably mid 20’s.[/I]

Then after he flips you off you slam on the brakes like you’re going to dish out some street justice.

Not really, I scared him off the street which was my point. Now if he had hit my car or otherwise done something physical after I had only alerted him to my presence…

“Once people disregard common sense, I stop being nice to them. Not to mention disregarding laws intended to keep people safe. If he hadn’t of pulled the first stunt and almost made the woman wreck her car, I wouldn’t have responded as such when I came up behind him on the street.”

The real bottom line: Just because a person does something stupid and wrong doesn’t give you the right to do something more stupid or more wrong.

Sorry, not buying it. I didn’t do something ‘more stupid or more wrong’.

As an Architect who works in Historic Preservation I find this very funny! especially considering that they can have modern windows installed that have the same profile as the historic ones.

Yea, but they are talking about trying to find salvage/restored stuff on the ‘cheap’.
Like I said, Yippies.

FYI, the building was built in 1922 as a Willy’s Jeep Dealership. You’d dig Asheville if you are into Historic Preservation. Mostly all Art Deco style. Downtown is pretty cool. Then there’s the Grove Park Inn and of course Biltmore.

I love how skaters, cyclists and bikers get all peeved at people in cars. I love the bumper stickers that say, “have you seen a motorcycle lately…you should look again.” These people get mad when motorists don’t follow the traffic laws and don’t see them, but most of the time (most) problems get started by someone who is using some form of alternative transportation and thinks he can just squeeze around/through/by the cars that are in his way. The way I feel about is that if you are on the road, you obey the rules of the road. If you’re on a skateboard and someone is trying to parallel park, another car is stopped to let them finish…you don’t just sneak on by because you can. You stop your little piece of wood and don’t try to manuever through the traffic…same thing for any situation and any motorist. If you don’t, you’re just endangering everyone involved.

well put.

And if someone does do something stupid like that…I don’t think it gives anyone else the right to set them straight. We all want to, and I’m sure that I would be inclined to do the same, but when it boils down to it, we aren’t their freakin’ parents.

not trying to be. just the person there at the time to let the idjit know he was being an idjit.

The operative word in all of the previous posts is definitely “almost.” Just because something almost happens doesn’t mean that you must make something else happen.

I think the world has just gone to PC. Used to be that if you did something rude in public, someone would check you on it.

I say it’s time to take by the streets in the name of common decency!!!

this is fun :smiley:

"Take it from someone who’s been on the receiving end of one of those horns from time to time.

Sounds like you were in the wrong place. I doubt you would have had a car horn blown at you if you were in a skate park."

That depends on what you consider the wrong place to be. I ride my bike to work during the summer months to get in some extra cardio and to save money on gas.

I ride on the shoulder of the road, use hand signals and obey all traffic lights and signs.

I look at it as I’m trying to be a part of the solution. What do I get for my trouble?
I’ve had people yell right in my ear as they’re going past me.
I’ve had people come up on me and lean on the horn.
I’ve had people swerve at me pretending like they were going to hit me.
I’ve even had people throw trash out of their cars at me.

I’ve caught up to two of these people. One I yelled right back in his face as I was passing him. The other who threw trash at me, I just stood there and looked right at him while we were at the light.

So how am I in the wrong place? Should bikes only be allowed in state parks?

CF, you didn’t clarify that you were on a bike. The implication of your statement was that you were like the skate punk I encountered.

If you were on a bike (legal on the road) and obeying the rules of the road then good on ya!

I used to go on weekly rides in Boone with the mountain bike club. I gave them a bunch of **** and stopped riding with them after an incident where the whole pack (minus yours truly) cut through the outfield of a community softball park WHILE a game was going on. Total disrespect for other people. That’s what this idjit totally displayed: disrespect for other people, safety and the law.

/me covers oso’s eyes with hand

“I am the laaw.”

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