Has anyone checked out realultimatepower?
www.realultimatepower.net
This is so good! Really funny and the guy keeps a straight face.
The best is the Hate mail, try finding the one about the mom with 2 kids, it’s really worth it!
Great fun 
Nope, no one here has ever seen it, because if we did we would turn into mammals and flip out and start jumping on people out of trash dumpsters and stuff and there wouldn’t be enough frisbees to stop us.
Hehe, yes the frizbee is an ancient deadly weapon.
an excellent website. lots of useful and interesting information. I’ll tell my mate Andy about it as he’s a judo grandmaster and is also highly skilled in Ashida Kim style Ninjitsu.
“the swallow is”
Dude does Andy know the technique of sepuku with Frizbee? I’m very curious, it looks pretty hard.
Also check out the the theory of pumped (ninja-qigong) -very helpful!
WOW this dude has a book out as well!!
http://www.play.com/play247.asp?page=title&r=BOOK&title=485925&p=91&g=148&pa=sr
Awesome!
Welcome to 2001 
Has it been going for so long?
hehe good job. Though I think Sensei Harold has taken over that department…
It is true that ninjas are mammals and yes they are on the endangered list. There are less than 50 in the whole big country.
I had a pet ninja once and they’re real cute when they’re young but when they grow up they kill the whole family. You have to de-hand them early, before puberty. Most owners de-foot them also just to be safe.
Mine got real sick so I flushed him down the toilet. Then I got a badger. Badgers are totally cool and use completely different tactics when they fight. Badgers can totally beat the snot out of ninjas. Check this out - Badgers
OK, up to date that is officially the weirdest thing I have seen.
Badgers are weird man!
(Weazels are pretty cool too)
I think you can also get sea-ninjas which you add to your fishtank. They clean the moss of the sides and sometimes do a little dance. Though I’ve never seen this.
That video took five minutes of my life and I want it back.
Ou Ji please send me five minutes of life span via QiPaypal.
Sorry dude, Master Chronos of the Temporal Kai Kwoon prohibits me from from displaying life restoration techniques to anyone outside of the Kwan Tom Tai Ma organization.
That’s some real secret stuff there, I don’t care who you are. That’s secret stuff. Git 'er done!
Ok, here is someone who is apparently a Ninjitsu practitoner, judge for yourselvs!!
SOKE D. FUJITA Part 2
Dear Robert,
september 15th rapidly moves in upon us like a thunder cloud ready to explode in an intense rain of fury. as i stated in my previous letter, i asked if you were ready to accept the responsibility of the damage and injury that your mis information will cause others. i see that you have recieved a letter from a concerned mother of three stateing that your web site has caused her son to fail in school as well as injure one of her other children. is it simply that you are waiting for some one to die as a result of the garbage that you propogate on your site? you only have a few days left to send out a letter to me via email that will be distributed to all real ninja that you have insulted as well as post a disclaimer on your site disavowing what you claim to teach…then take the site down and replace it with a letter stateing that anyone whao has taken you seriously should not and that they should not follow your ill example. dont force me to take further action upon you the least of which is to petition aol to tear down your site…the worst of which would be a personal visit from myself and my students at your so called dojo to remedy your ill behavior. little boy, i am the real deal, and i take offense at your immature lies and the example your set for others. i guarantee that my 25 years in ninjutsu as well as my title of ninja,iemoto and sokeship over various japanese ryu ha related to the ninja will be quite adiquate to put you in you place. fell free to email me back…and anyone who reads this can email me at @@@@@@ with your concerns and together we can fight to have this little boy banned from the web. robert, i hope…no i dare you to post this entire letter on your site so that others can access my email address.
wrathfully,
david d. fujita, soke (grandmaster)
bufukan ninpo bujutsu dojo network
Wtf???
lol 
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