Matrix Didn't Suck: REVOLUTIONS spoilers

Neither did Reloaded. Revolutions sure as heck won’t.

And if anyone posts a fudging spoiler of the mofo, GIVE A FRIGGIN WARNING. Gonna go see it the same day my sensei tests for his 4th degree, my other sensei tests for his 2nd, a classmate tests for her 2nd, and two other classmates test for 1st.

Gonna be a friggin good day.

You misspelled “did.”

That’s because I’m illiterate.

Can you spell E-Lit-Ur-It?

Heinz, the Baron Kraus von Espy would kick Neo’s ass.

And Wheezy Joe would own Morpheus.

Indeed. But, that’s beside the point.

Trinity would own Strawberry Shortcake’s confection-filled @$$!

it’s cool revolutions all go at the same time in like 70 countrys. THE SAME TIME!
It can’t suck… I swear to Allah that when everyone that *****ed about reloaded will understand the big picture they’ll all say ‘‘ooooh it’s so good’’ when they earlier said it sucks. mother****ers without a mind of your own. I hate ppl who reads what most critiqes says about a movie then says the exact same thing. You have no voice of your own you wannabe-smartass-fuggers

eat my ****

You have no voice of your own you wannabe-smartass-fuggers

Now that’s funny! :smiley:

I think that it’s also funny that people are developing this whole deep and serious cosmology and social construct interpretation that they actually internalize based on a movie by the wachowski bros.

bwahahahahahahaha.

It’s a redo of star wars in 77 all over again. where people were all about “the force” and good vs evil.

It’s only entertainment, kids. Bash it, smudge it, hate it, love it. That’s what it’s there for.

p.s, royce would choke neo, morpheous, trinity, smith and the architect out all at the same time. :smiley:

Actually I’m not one of the die hard fans (also refeerd to as ‘geeks’ :wink: ) I just like the movie. And what makes it special is the fact that Holywood havn’t released a single good movie in a long time, so everything that stands out is worth checking out. When you wade through hundreds of crap movies it’s stuff like the matrix that makes it all worth it.

(I’m disapointed with the fighting scenes though, I guess there more impressive to non-MA)

Actually, I’d argue its a redo of Plato’s Myth of the Cave, haha. Or maybe Boethius? It’s basically a philosophical “rorshach test.”

On another note, I can’t help but think that most of the creative elements of the Matrix were straight plagiarized from Dark City. At any rate, i still dig the flicks- both from a philosophical angle and also special fx (since I dabble in special fx work myself).

Peace :smiley:

Dark City owns all over the Matrix’s @$$.

Oh, and that norwegien shark would still choke out Royce, The Matrix Cast, and Arnold Palmer.

what about kung pow :chuckles:

Gopher Chucks??? :smiley:

Dark City over The Matrix? You gotta be kidding? Boring action scenes, a plot with more holes than Ashida Kim after his sword practise, and lame lame lame finish.
“Wow look at that wall, let’s look at it for 10 min, woow, you see it? Yea I see it too. Interesting wall, interesting indeed”

barf

I wasn’t sure about Reloaded when I saw in the theatre, but after I bought the DVD and watched 5 or 6 times, I decied that I like it. They dropped some good pop philosophy, maybe better than Star Wars did in the 80s, IMO, because they stayed away from the unfamiliar (to us) Buddhist doctrine and focused mainly on Western concepts.

The original Martix was perfect (garden of eden), but because people had no choices to make, that version didn’t take. So, they created a Matrix where pain and suffering are available to those who choose to experience it, and it functions almost perfectly, except for a small minority who still cannot accept the order. So, the Matrix sends a messenger amongst the people to absorb information about humanity, return that info to the source, which then helps the architect adjust the Matrix to that minority of people who cannot, for whatever reason, believe.

I dig it. Can’t wait for Revolutions.

I’m a bit scared to see how it ends. I’m scared of getting disapointed, it’s highly undoubtful but… u know
man it’s like 2 days left :eek:

Originally posted by Kung Lek
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p.s, royce would choke neo, morpheous, trinity, smith and the architect out all at the same time. :smiley: [/B]

No, but he could choke them out one at a time. :smiley:

perhaps in the first version of the matrix as there were bugs in it, but the current matrix would have any of the above choking out royce. as a matter of fact royce is a slave to the matrix.

WAKE UP!:smiley:

I’ve been at the theatres all day. Started with Matrix then Reloaded and then Revolutions. All in the same cinema. Holy **** I don’t know what to say! :eek:

Revolutions was… awsome. I love it, the action is so intense. I’m only slightly disapointed at the ending. I feel they could have had it this way but they could have done it differently. I’m not revealing any stuff incase you havn’t seen it yet. Those who have, please tell me what you think of it. (out of 7 ppl who went n saw it there was 3 who felt like me. The rest loved it.)

I think it had a good ending - expressed very modestly without taking it too far. Probably not the best choice for some people, but I was absolutely content about it. The good thing, imho, is that it was left open for analysis, so that everyone could make their own conclusions. Of course, this isn’t something that everyone would have wanted.

I’m going to see it tonight. :smiley: :smiley: