Lord of the Rings

Western MA in “Lord of the Rings”

Of course, were all gonna see it anyway, but I saw some cool stuff on an MTV look at the making of the film. Very cool. reminds me of old manuscripts, seemed to have a little kali/arnis influence, but could just be a parallel.

I am surprised that in middle earth they have this western arts :slight_smile:

my entire class is going to see it she-man.

Hobbit-Fu is deadly. Elf-Fu is more like dancing and therefor not practical when you have to fight Orcs in Mordor. Dwarf-Fu has its good points, but it’s too easy to have your beard pulled by Cave Trolls.

Our gaming group is also going to see this movie next weekend as a group activity. Should be fun.

My Morian Balrog fist will crush your Dwarf Fu!

Everyone knows Balrog Fist has questionable lineage. I’d rather do Treant Tae Bo than Balrog Fist anyday.

"Everyone knows Balrog Fist has questionable lineage. "

Don’t you talk that way about my Momma! I mean, don’t you talk that way about my sister! I mean, my aunt!

Wait…

She’s…

Don’t you talk that way about my Momma, Sister, and Aunt! Just 'cause she’s only one person make our lineage stronger, not questionable!

(tooth falls out)

Stacey?

Hey stacey who is the girl in the pic in your signature? Dood she is fiiiINE! Is she a hot wushu babe? :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Holy Hobbit…

She aint no Hobbit, Troll, Dwarf, Orc or Elf!

Godzilla

Our gaming group is also going to see this movie next weekend as a group activity. Should be fun

“gaming group” as in MERP gaming group?

Dungeons&Dragons. We’ve gotten started on the 3rd Edition about two months ago and can’t seem to stop.

By the way, who around here is brave enough to admit they practice Tom Bombadil-Fu while wearing a pink leotard and an orchid in their hair…?

C’mon Budokan… Bombadil style is useless when being assaulted by multiple willow trees!!!

And Hobbit Fu is well known for it’s strong hairy foot techniques, but it’s range is too short. (LOL… Short!!! I’m cracking myself up here!!!)

All will fall before my Lonely Mountain Palm. I am a closed door disciple and track my lineage directly back to Thorin (son of Thrain, son of Thror, who was chief dwarven blacksmith at the Shaolin Temple.)

wtf! elf-fu kicks ass, ever hear of blade song, or drizzt.

their best at long range if you know what i mean.

Elves are best drizzled in olive oil, dill, stuffed with garlic and slow roasted.

Their skin makes excellent boots, too.

Re: Stacey?

Originally posted by Kune
Hey stacey who is the girl in the pic in your signature? Dood she is fiiiINE! Is she a hot wushu babe? :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Have you seen Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon?? If so…look really hard and YOU tell US who it is!!

SanHeChuan

drizzt is the man.

Gandalf

The Best art by all is Istari-jutsu or as it is more commonly called wizard-fu. Long range fireballs + awesome bo and sword work. [i]What other art has a resurrection technique. [/i]

Wizard image

See a wizard in action

Ent Quan has the best internal work. Man those guys do standing meditation for sooooo long. And their root is second to none.

nerds

Kunglek why havent you stopped this crap yet, it makes me uncomfortable